Big Kev Posted March 11, 2002 Report Share Posted March 11, 2002 Know why blondes don't use vibrators? Vibrators chip their teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 13, 2002 Report Share Posted March 13, 2002 I am thinking of inventing an inflatable dildo , you could store it in your wallet & blow it up / inflate it , as required . This would negate the need to walk around Patpong with a fully fledged "John Holmes Cock N Balls" dildo in your pocket , & it sure wouldn't be falling out in no shops !! Cheap to make , cheap to buy , & could also be filled with a jelly like substance for a wormy , funny , warm kinda pleasure . What do you think ? Would it sell?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Kev Posted March 14, 2002 Report Share Posted March 14, 2002 You're a Hoot Zoot!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 14, 2002 Report Share Posted March 14, 2002 Is that a dildo in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 14, 2002 Report Share Posted March 14, 2002 If your sexual life ever gets dull...just ring Zoot! Why don't you start a sexual counselling office?? Down the street to the port, a couple of weeks on an ice breaker.Walk past the pinguins,watch out for the horny polar bear,knock on the igloo's sybian door.You're there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 14, 2002 Report Share Posted March 14, 2002 Q:Why do I like blonds ? A: They get dirty quicker ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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