candyfloss Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Gash Card A female-only method of payment for goods and services. Accepted by taxi drivers, milkmen and pizza delivery boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Grannies Oysters Nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyfloss Posted March 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Madame Twoswords A multi-tasking actress in a stick-vid or art-pamphlet who has a gentleman's waxy charlie in each hand. A downhill skier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Kong Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Porn Trauma n. Upon reaching the vinegar strokes whilst watching an art film and finding the screen suddenly filled by a big, sweaty bloke with large sideburns, to be too late to stop, and gwibble to a disappointing finish. See vinegar Joe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Kong Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 BTW, why does every page sound like it was penned by Fiery Jack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Kong Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Ha! I knew there was something fishy about this site ! From the Pop Up Tips section: GENTS. SAVE yourself embarrassment on washday. Place a strip of 1-inch wide sellotape in the gusset of your underpants every morning. This can simply be wiped clean after any unfortunate accidents. Kenny, Fife AVOID DOGS molesting your leg under the dinner table by coating your trousers below the knee with Ralgex or [color:red]Fiery Jack.[/color] Neil Fortune, e-mail DOCTORS. Take a tip from Search for a Star shows like Any Dream Will Do to make your patients' hospital visits more exciting. Say â??And the results of your cancer tests areâ?¦â? then leave a two minute silence to build up the tension. H Moron, Luton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Kong Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Sorry. Double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Gash Card A female-only method of payment for goods and services. Accepted by taxi drivers, milkmen and pizza delivery boys. Similar to the "Hairy Cheque". Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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