SiLeakHunt Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 So you're hoping to be ferreting about in her shipyard ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusty Posted October 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 We're all going sightseeing today.Drop us your Email and I'll drop you a photo. Be afraid,be very afraid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Jack Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 I shagged a bottle-blonde Polish nurse in Bristol, the only night I've ever stayed in that lovely city of tradition and grandeur, long before its lively docks area was modernised. I was visiting my mohican-punk mate Jim ‘Wheeler’ Robertson, who was studying Biochemistry at Bristol Uni till he got kicked out for dealing speed and ended up at Huddersfield Poly then got turfed out of there for setting fire to a car and ended up working as a roadie for Placebo. :bangit: We had some strong magic mushrooms and staggered to some reggae club. 8 pints of scrumpy later, this Polish bird appeared out of nowhere and picked me up. Literally. Dragged me out of the place and into a taxi. :hubba: It's true what they say about nurses being angels. She was f*cking gorgeous, I remember, looked like that Bridget Jones bird Renee Zwelliger during one of her infrequent not-fat interludes. She lived in this massive posh house, all on her own. It had one of those baths with legs i.e. separate from the deck and wall, with gold taps. Shit, I'd completely forgotten about her. I used to have loads of wanks thinking about that night. I can't remember her name now: something Polish, Krysta or some shite. She had jet black pubes and a bit of a tasche, like. Lovely knockers though, and a fanny like a tight bucket of axle grease. It's true what they say about nurses being angels. jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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