cosspital Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 A chap I know, went to BKK recently, for a visit. And though short, this is what he's said to me… _____ I arrived late, because of the airline, having to negotiate an airport, whose runways were built on a swamp, which is now swollen with last years floods. I met with friends, and thence to Cowboy, a drink or fifteen in no-name bar, uneventful except for a youngish thing, packing a sad for lack of unsolicited attention. The remaining compatriot and I found ourselves in Afterschool, more drinks, I remember some girls from the last trip, they remembered me too. I went home alone, which was lucky, because if I'd been accompanied, all she would have been good for, is stealing my stuff, whilst I passed out on the floor. In the morning, I noticed the wastepaper basket, lined with a plastic bag, was half full of urine. I emptied it out of concern for the maid's olfactory experience. The evening beckoned, and I found myself, after a very social afternoon, in the company of serious drinkers. The night ended with me having my brains blown out, by someone who refused payment in the morning. I thought I'd had me dick broken, such pain I was enduring the next day, tendons stretched, bruises I have, but in the end I didn't seek medical care. I thought a splint might be the thing, but some days on, everything is returning to normal. I discovered I'd taken two curry flavored Viagra, such was my drunkenness. All in all a satisfactory, though extreme (for me) sojourn. Now to return to the west. _____ Any comment would be superfluous ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Superfluous comment Nr 1 - I'm glad your friend got his 'brains blown out', and I look forward to finding the balance between the excitement of BKK and the sanity of somewhere considerably less insane in terms of people and traffic. Chiang Mai ? Udon Thani ? Rayong ? Who knows - finding that Utopia may well be half the fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Sounds like Fiery Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horneytorney Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 I look forward to finding the balance between the excitement of BKK and the sanity of somewhere considerably less insane in terms of people and traffic. Chiang Mai ? Udon Thani ? Rayong ? Ulaanbataar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumsoda Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 The evening beckoned, and I found myself, after a very social afternoon, in the company of serious drinkers. The night ended with me having my brains blown out, by someone who refused payment in the morning. I thought I'd had me dick broken, such pain I was enduring the next day, tendons stretched, bruises I have, but in the end I didn't seek medical care. I thought a splint might be the thing, but some days on, everything is returning to normal. 5555555555555 My spies have alerted me as to the source of your "pain" All I can say is..... (From what I've been told) A lesser man would have perished.... Well done that man Cheers DC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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