I Want A Unicorn

[bust]

http://youtu.be/hKWmFWRVLlU

[YimSiam]

Just a quick glance at the frame shown suggests serious problems with the grid - kind of looks like your chances of landing on "unicorn" are about the same as your chances of landing on "tranny"? Fuck no. I've been on soi 4 a few times in the past weeks, and you are about as likely to end up with a tranny as you are to roll a seven - not guaranteed, but more likely than anything else out there! The unicorns are few and far between these days.

[King Kung]

Trannies should be much, much higher on the crazy y axis. They're bigger emotional basket cases than real women with slots, not tabs. Most trannies are hideous creatures with enormous heads, large, clumsy clown feet and hands like coal shovels -- spotted a mile off.

 

You can paint it and stuff it with silicon and chop bits off, but that pesky Y chromosome will remain forever. Male for life.

 

I'll have a unicorn, too, thanks.

[Flashermac]

Once upon a time, there were plenty of Thai khatoeys who could fool you (well, almost) - petite, feminine looking, they made better girls than guys. Nowadays, the majority wouldn't fool Stevie Wonder on a dark night. If you're built like a rugby player, you're still going to look like a rugby player even if you have had the chop.