Australian Accent Is A Product Of Early Settler's Heavy Drinking

[The_Munchmaster]

“Missing consonants can include missing 't's (Impordant), 'l's (Austraya) and 's's (yesh), while many of our vowels are lazily transformed into other vowels, especially 'a's to 'e's (stending) and 'i's (New South Wyles) and “iâ€s to “oiâ€s (noight).â€

 

Laziness, that's what I thought.

[Fiery Jack]

Fuck me Fiery Jack and myself have the wrong passport, can we apply as honorary strines?

 

Oddly enough, non-native English-speaking strangers I encounter on my travels quite commonly, upon discovering my true nationality, express genuine surprise and say, "Oh, but I thought you were Australian!"

 

That had always puzzled me. I suppose it sort of makes sense now.

 

(I will, hereafter, take it as a compliment. )

 

jack

[jitagawn]

Hmm... it all FINALLY make sense...

[Flashermac]

So far no one's said a word about the Southern drawl.