So How Do You Tell?

[Fiery Jack]

I once had a girl, who quite honestly had only a few boyfriends before me, kneel down in front of me, give me the most amazing mind blowing head job ever, she looked up, gargled, then slurped it down say "I like to savour the taste"

 

I proposed marriage on the spot, sadly she accepted.

 

Reminds me of that gag:

 

Q. How do you stop a woman from giving you a blow job?

 

A. Marry her.

 

Yes, I do speak from experience: my first missus, the weather-woman, fashion model, and all-round money-grabbing sour-faced lying selfish rotten cow.

 

jack

[Fiery Jack]

 

F*cking hell, I think that's that bloke I shagged up the arse by mistake in Singapore.

 

Does he hang about in Orchard Towers and call himself Min?

 

jack