sfcfan Posted September 25, 2002 Report Share Posted September 25, 2002 A plane was about to crash and there were 5 people on board and only 4 parachutes. The first person said. " I am Roy Keane, one of the best footballers in Ireland. I am worth a lot of money and my fans need me so I think I should be saved." The others agreed and gave him one of the parachutes and off he went. The second person said "I am Gerry Adams, a radical Irish politician who can really help my country and I think I should be saved." The others said."o.k." and gave him a parachute. The third person said "I am David Beckham, captain of the English National squad. I have a wife and 2 sons. Everyone knows I am a really nice guy and everyone thinks I am stupid, but I'm not, so I am taking a parachute." and off he went. There were two folk left, the Pope and a 10 year old schoolgirl. The Pope said, "child I am old and frail and have lived my life while you are young with everything before you. You take the parachute and I will stay with the aircraft and take my chance" "It's o.k.." said the girl, "there are still two parachutes. David Beckham picked up my school bag." i liked that one - thought id share it with u all kevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaad Posted September 25, 2002 Report Share Posted September 25, 2002 Good one. Do you have more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frogpatrol Posted September 25, 2002 Report Share Posted September 25, 2002 Brill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted September 25, 2002 Report Share Posted September 25, 2002 sssssssoooooooo old. can we have some priginal ones please?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALHOLK Posted September 25, 2002 Report Share Posted September 25, 2002 Hi! This one also exists as a Micro Shaft joke. The three remaining people are Bill Gates, the pope and a backpacker. Bill Gates says - "I'm the most intelligent man in the world. My death would be devastating to humanity." And yes, you guessed it. The backpackers line is - "It's OK, we still have two shutes as the world's most intelligent man just jumped with my backpack." returned ALHOLK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultras67 Posted September 26, 2002 Report Share Posted September 26, 2002 ok so here is another joke - its from a few years back but still valid since I have updated the names God, Alec Ferguson and Arsene Wenger are in fishing boat. God says " i'm hungry, i think i will get some chicken" he steps out of the boat and walks on the water to shore. Wenger looks on in amazement. Later Ferguson says "im thirsty I think I will go and get some coke" he steps out of the boat and walks on the water to shore. Wenger looks on even more astonished. Later still, Wenger is thinking, I am as good as them I must be able to walk on water as well. He says " i am bored, I will go and buy a newspaper" he steps out of the boat and drowns. God turns to Fergie and says " did you not tell him about the stepping stones?" "What stepping stones?" says Fergie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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