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  1. A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, he was unable to get his penis erect. The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a previous viral infection and that there was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he is willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissues from an elephant's trunk into his penis. The man thought about it a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it. A few weeks after the operation he was given the green light to go and try out his newly renovated equipment. As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his penis sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and then returned to his trousers. His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face said," That was incredible! Can you do it again?" With tears in his eyes he replied, "I think I can, but I'm not sure if another bread roll will fit up my arse!
  2. you should be in jail for that one - hehehe
  3. Sorry...been through most of the jokes....on this thread Muchie wins hands down...I wet my self laughting.........555555555 - too many classic's
  4. Hi JS Good luck bro; Keep a strong mental, positive attitude. I have been one of the lucky-one, but no-one is invincible and we all take unfortunate risks when in LOS (or anywhere else in the World) and with unprotected sex. I also had some really bad advice on contracting HIV and AIDS related issues, but fortunately only got a minor consequence of â??somethingâ?? nasty. Have always learnt from the lessons of those times. Here is a link for amFAR has some good information on the latest developments and research findings. http://www.amfar.org/cgi-bin/iowa/programs/resrch?gclid=CL65hL7ltY0CFRK1YgoduS10LQ Keep strongâ?¦â?¦stay happy, be positive. Best wishes
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