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On the other hand , Mr Coss , what happened to the Deep Klong Bangkok Anglers´club ? Once upon a time heavily promoted at the occasion of your arrival at this fine board of selected gentlemen and since then long time no hear .

 

"Thainess represents the unique character of Thailand, which embodies centuries-old cultural values and social practices.

Him talking Phuket Jetski scam

Thainess is Pam whispering ´Bubi you hansum man ´

 

 

No city I've seen offers even anything remotely like the diversity and sheer volume .......

 

YimSiam

I am , dear Sir , deeply touched by what you are saying . I think the same . Though one should avoid making the mistake of moving there , reality spoils almost anything .

Mr YimSiam ,

excellent contribution to quality tourism and civilisation in general . May I add as follows :

Although usually domiciled by the River Chao Praya I did recently discover the advantages of urban living . Such as the Beergarden , Soi 7 and Naree Massage Soi 4 . My greetings go out to Mrs Pa as I am talking about Naree massage , she deserves the service medal of the Thai Tourism Authority in Gold but I am leaving the subject .

My recommendation is the Landmark Hotel , corner room . The Landmark is guestfriendly insofar as the night duty man calls the ambulance if you are coming home on your own , they think you must be seriously ill . The real advantage of this property is the immediate neighbourhood to aforementioned tourist hot spots in particular under the influence of intoxicating liquids , for example Gin and Tonic . Another advantage are the freelancers on their terrace although mostly catering for people who are suffering from a granny fetish .

Evaluating your brilliant elaboration I might give the Davis a try next time , after having almost completed my erotic to do-list I have added another point of interest which is a private summit with a multiple of female Thai citizens . Not sure if I like it but how could I ever find out otherwise . Against my expectations a rendezvous with an after midnight Sukhumvit overaged freelancer resulted in truely excellent performance .

One never knows .

Mr Unit ,

your broken alarm clock is still causing a lot of concern to me , did the Chinese ever respond in an acceptable way ? Offer compensation , send a new one or at least promise to do their best ?

I changed from glowing red shirt supporter to glowing military government supporter the moment they removed the vendors from Suk during daytime . Dont you say its all bad .

Mr gawguy ,

African girls in Pattaya are definitely the last thing on earth I am interested in and I only read this thread because i feel bored today and it rains outside . As far as it concerns your doubts if they offer services to your liking I recommend to invest the 1000 Baht and the burdon of uncertainty shall evaporate . Although statistical relevance would ask for lets say 5 trials , ask Flashermac from the university for a scientific backup . There are a hundred of them looking for customers all night at Sukhumvit and I find them just frightening . ( Sukhumvit at the Bangkok end ) .

What I find interesting in your post is this : " I want a massage and I want other somewhat unusual services. If a girl is special I want a continuing relationship . "

Although I want no somewhat unusual services we are on even terms here , there is an advantage in predictable results even on the erotic sector .

They should not let the family re-enter Australia . The more difficult it is to come back the more people would think twice if they ever leave .

I am very surprised about many countries including Germany tolerating this Arab-Muslim scum .

I have no idea what people like about the Nanaplaza but up to them , I have further no idea if prices went up or down since I discovered the Kingdom in 1996 . People now usually charge about 130 Baht for a quality Gin and tonic which is about 3,50 € after the €-devaluation , in other words the next thing to free of charge . A BuBi afternoon would for example start deep in Soi 4 with a lunch at 280 Baht and a 2 hour so called aroma massage at 800 Baht i think at Naree massage in the next building and a possible surcharge of maybe 1000 Baht due to improved aroma massage circumstances . Grand total package price 2080 Thai baht . Where prompremm ?

PS : To avoid a potential heart-attack , this has been written simultaneously with Khun Nasiadai and is not an answer to anything .

) and maybe the mideast airlines for stealing Thai Airways customers

I am one of the stolen customers after 18 years iron loyalty and now flying Etihad .

Chai Yo

I may step in at this point :

" Chaiooooooo " to my best knowledge used by elderly boardmembers at the occasion of an unexpected hard-on . I could imagine a preceding " SuSu !! SuSu !!" by Miss Nok would well fit in here .

 

I have in recent years found myself drawn to that greatest of Thailand's national sports, the true unifier to which all Thai hearts adhere, which offers a happy way to spend my afternoons in bed in constructive and edifying pursuit: watching the Thai women's volleyball team on the tube.

 

 

Although unable to contribute to the susu-phenomenon I wish to add my cultural observation that rather than watching volleyball all afternoon the favorite topics seem to be movies about bad mooded Chinese knights in dramatic uniforms shouting rude words at each other and occasionally killing somebody .

If somebody thinks this procedure cures his headache : up to him .

Herr Nasiadai ,

accuracy is everything to me , first I have therefore tried to find out what an eulogy and an extolment is . I was hoping for something close to anal sex or drinking beer Singh from high heels but it only seems to be in praise of Nanaplaza . Very well .

Please do not assume i would ever lover myself to joining a German board that covers Thailand or its nightlife , I do in fact even receive regular warnings from moderators on 2 German boards which deal with other areas of interest . The German individual has unfortunately limited possiblilities to recognize things like irony , to forget about sarcasm . Which is why I prefer English speaking boards . Which excludes Thai Visa .

Sukhumvit between Soi 3 and 33 Khun Nasiadai to me is nothing but an area of utmost bizarreness which is why I started to like it there recently . I have made a tactical mistake to get involved into long term relationships which have other advantages but a Karasin based mushroom farmer telling me the farm is infested by a secretive bug and she has to make money for the starving children makes me hide my face in the pillow to cover hysterical laughter because I know from the duty manager at checking in that madame has been freelancing on their terrace since Adam and Eve .

The Bangkok symphonic orchestra playing Mozart at Nana groundfloor for the ladyboys causes similar effects .

I hope you get my drift , no hab insult nowhere . This all funny too mut .

Indian owners demolish Nanplaza and build carpark .

Mr Nasiadai ,

you seem to be torturing yourself by observing the obvious decline of Nanaplaza . I think the management of the property should pick up your earlier thoughts about somehow bringing in elements of advanced music like Mozart or maybe establishing a regular jour fixe discussing meaningful literature probably every Friday at 21:00 . I invite Fiery Jack to offer his views .

Apart from this I strongly recommend to avoid lousy places like gogo bars and such alltogether in favour of ordinary Thai massage shops where King Silvertongue is usually more than welcome . I could still jump with joy in sweetest memories of Mademoisellle Tuk from a shop in Soi 18 , what an evening . " You good man " confirmed Tuk after breakfast , what more can you expect .

Almost everything. If I'm up and around - drinks and a systematic read of these two pillars of Bangkok at one of the morning bars is an excellent start to another of my bkk groundhog day's experiences. Soi 4, soi 7 sometimes. I enjoy this.

Having a late breakfast Soi7 , alternatively Soi11 at the German Beer house studying the local papers is one of the great pleasures in life as I found out recently , I am fully with you Sir . May it never end .

Gentlemen ,

every morning when waking up in BKK I usually suffer from a headache due to abuse of whatever . Which is why I immediately read the Bangkok Post and all is gone and the day looks bright and promising , I may elaborate :

On Wednesday last week the Post reported about internationally ultra-famous , silicone-powered Thai actress Irin " Pel" Srikaew complaining about her French boyfriend because " she could not understand why Syrik had to take wine with every meal " , hence " discovering different values " . Pel confirmed " I order fruit juice , but he says I am making a big deal out of it " .

Khun Syrik on the other hand seems to have gone mad about Pel´s attitude " to get up every morning to give food for the monks to make merit for her deceased mother and sister " .

Although Khun Syrik tried to show affection , class and elegance by taking Pel out for dinner at a " high rise restaurant in Soi 11 " he had to go back to France with " his tail between his legs " .

Thai readers of the story did later comment : " Talking things through with reason and understanding can solve most problems " .

To which I do fully agree .

.......................................

A real tragedy , apart from the high mortality rate in Pel`s immediate family . After thinking it over and having a closer look again at Khun Pel I support Khun Syriks decision to keep on dring wine in favour of canned fruit juice in high rise restaurants in Soi 11 . Personally i could do with early morning merit making on condition early means 11:30 AM or after .

Here in front of myself on my desk is the following paper :

AOT Airport

Queue number 5585

Lane number 18

Driver Prapot Kantisin

etc .....

05/05/2558

Time 07:20:58

Car inside showed no photo but offered Name driver : Surapan

Rented cab , no buddhas, amulets, flowers or paintings above

Cab pulled back from departure gate 18

" I want to Landmark Hotel . Close Sukhumvit Soi 4 . You know ? "

" Sick hunded baht "

" Meter "

" Fai hundet Baht "

" Meter "

" How mutt you pay ?

" Meter "

" Ok you pay tollway "

Prapot / Surapan left expressway at junction Sukhumvit and turned left again crossing a railway and then passing along hundreds of mobile kitchens parked at daytime . Turned right using various backyards and then drove frontally into a concrete wall , speaking the word " Oah " . A security man came running at us , Prapot fired engine and left critical area . Car then making rattling noise front right which made Prapot/Surapan stop and inspect possible damage . Came back after dealing with front bumber resulting in a cracking noise and green half front bumper sailing towards side of the road not far from Soi 4 . Prapot then speaking to himself in Thai for estimated 3 minutes and continuation of journey along Annies Massage entering carpark . Arrival at carpark exit made me pay 20 Baht parking fees , Prapong turned right , then left again and I was close to call in the special forces til I realised we were again heading for Hotel Landmark . Arrival there after another 3 minutes . Never a relief has been more endless than this one .

Somebody cam to deal with luggage , I circled round the object to get a general view of the scenery and found Prapot looking at the car with half the bumper missing and a lamp hanging on 3 cables swinging with the wind . I would like to add that Khun Prapot probably a long time ago got rid of his lower front teeth possibly after hitting his first concrete wall and if sadness needs to be put into something figurative it was Prapot/Surapan and his broken Taxi meter . I hesitate to think what the rental company told him on arrival in the evening . I recommended to abandon the car somewhere and emigrate to Lao . I gave him 1000 Baht .

Boardmembers wishing to verify the truth of this story could PM me for details , his number telephone is on the AOT slip .

PS : Events like this make make me love the Kingdom and his citizens more than anything else , my last words before the start nailing the coffin shall be : Thank you Siam for everything . I am in tears .

Gentlemen ,

although heavily suffering from incredible heat and alternatively freezing temperatures inside any closed ambience I still tried to do my best last week to improve social life in the kingdom without even considering the consequences of loosing time and cash . In particular I am targeting on setting new standards after probably having chosen a beauty waiting at a broken lantern by the roadside in full darkness . The full truth is again that I see myself widely misunderstood, abused and shall in future take things as they come and simultaneously ask more-then-lovely Pam in Korea to forgive my wrongdoings for the time being .

Walking from my beloved Raintree Spa Massage Soi 11 through a parking area towards Soi 7 I was heading for a restaurant that claims to be officially appointed by the Thai Visa forum , planning a light lunch . Which was when I saw a Thai female person outside Beergarden talking on her mobile and I sat down close to a Volkswagen Bus closely watching madame . Who then disappeared into the Beergarden , what a surprise .

She was different .

I entered Beergarden asked madame if she fancied a lunch at the officially appointed restaurant and had to pay for a drink which I did not take due to Beergarden rules of trade . No prompremm . Lunch and talking went successfully and I was told that the following day all of Thailand had to pay school uniforms and so she was suffering from big headache because no customer since I forgot when , maybe Christmas 2014 . The board might remember that during my last Beergarden excursion a mushroom cultivator explained me about a mysterious disease that killed all her mushrooms . I am displeased to learn that the land of smiles is in reality tortured by a variety of challenges that the superficial tourist simply does not realise . What did turn me on with this woman were her beautiful eyes and excellent teeth , a lovely face sitting on a mediocre body which I do less care about .

I suggested we both visit aforementioned Raintree Spa for an aroma massage and after that we consider further activities . Miss Paew (?) showed herself delighted and did not realise that this was nothing but another diabolic move because the Raintree Spa offers rooms for couples which gives a chance to discreetly inspect if Madame shows piercings , tattoes or other works of art that completely turn me off . After that we went to buy shoes , a lipstick and a light summer dress for 800 baht somewhere along Suk and agreed it was time to take shower and prepare for dinner . For operational reasons I had chosen to stay in a hotel Soi 18 , a most delightful area which no see before .

I may now ask for a break to explain the esteemed reader my basic intention behind all this : expenses total so far maybe 3000 Baht and no amorous activities yet , not that I was desperate for any . Mademoiselle should in the meantime have got the message the she found an idiot who does not care about spending and possibly might be easily plundered further . Which is exactly what I want BUT : in exchange I expect a show of high class performance promising eternal love and that she is overwhelmed by her feelings for Khun BuBi resulting in even offering her precious body for BuBi´s dirty desires and her forthcoming farewell the following morning already starts ruining her inner stability like never before . In other words : instead of the take shower-blowjob-boom-boom-pay and leave crap I am seeking 12 hours of having a good time in Pam's absence with somebody who then will rewarded she can buy unforms for all of Surin primary schools . That is the theory and I know it works because I finally succeeded in locating a Thai citizen who understood right away and it was g-r-e-a-t .

Madame Paew in the hotel ran into the shower , white towel , and collapsed on the sofa suggesting I also take a shower and if I had condoms . It was the moment that I formally apologized for any inconvenience , asked her to redress and take a cab back to whereever . Of course I rewarded madame for her precious time resulting in further requests for money which made me threaten her with the securirty if she not fucks off right away . Later that same day I set course for Soi 22 , after 10 minutes Nuru massage I had fully forgotten above case , I swear .

But question again : These women working in Beergarden would be happy these days to find a punter paying tjhem 1500 for a short time and maybe 3000 for the night . Business no good right now . Punters at Beergarden not exactly being selected members of the international gentry the girls should at least be able to identify somebody as an elderly idiot who is seeking an opportunity to get rid of surplus cash . This should be their basic instinct even if nothing else is left .

Your precious comments are welcome.

PS : like in daily business you shoot 10 times into the woods and hit 2 trees , no problem with that . One of the trees I later hit is lovely Tuki , I shall duely report .

...and her name was Sahara...as in the desert...as she had more pipe laid on her then can be imagined

Her name was in fact Porn which I found particularly inspiring . I even have her telephone number but do not release it to anybody here because I am sure encountering members of the board except BuBi might damage her sensitive soul .

As far as it concerns Vietnam War I stand corrected ; I usuallly calculate SEA history along flashermac´s stories which would then make him about 85 now . Years not kilograms .

I hate to share my precious secrets with anyone but the true gentleman should consider visiting Honey Bee massage in a side alley Soi 22 . The establishment offers a treatment called Nuru which in the hands of the wonderful Mademoiselle Teaw creates good feelings all over . Gentlemen holding an aversion against monstrous silicone construction should possibly choose an alternative worker but I do not recommend it . Unselfish as I usually am I do wish Khun Taew meeting a reasonable guy with future prospects soonest , true sweetheart that she is .

nasiadai you should not ask this type of question on a board where most gentlemen due to advanced age could not afford strolling down lower Suk at 01:30 in the morning which is when most of the sidewalk bars are opening . Catering for desperate individuals who have been thrown out of the bars at 02:00 .

The bars on the uneven soi-side are inflated by ladyboys and lovelies from Africa , on the even side by all sorts of human leftovers like myself on one occasion . The equipment is several tables and appropriate plastic chairs , ashtrays and a fridge . One bar offers a single glass in standby which is because I drink nothing from bottles . Rain by the way causes a serious problem .

I met a 47 year old freelancer who has been dancing in all gogobars that you can name possibly since the Vietnam war and nows works Suk after 01:00 am . Great personality , good heart , swore repeatedly I am hansum man and could drink Beer Singh like there was no tomorrow . We decided to seek shelter in a 300 Baht shorttime place opposite the Nana fuel station in a secretive alley and the result was a full success and economically extremely recommendable .

Point was that I still had to work the Suk freelancer possibility on my list of unfulfilled dreams .

05:08 am Bangkok Central time , I just returned from an evening out in a sidewalk bar . One of the greatest inventions in human history , Dante`s inferno .

I am not allowed to comment on this because I am not a resident expat but according to my knowledge from the Bangkok Post all will be moved to inactive posts . Maybe Bangkok City .