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-very high-level dementia, the highest I feel the world starts becoming tired of Trump, not frightened any more. Even German chancellor Merz politely talking but meaning ´just fuck off ´.

Just paid 8,90 USD for a gallon which is 3,8 liter communist

Gentlemen, Donald sitting on a pile of shite at the very end of a dead end road I am calling the community for assistance at the Hormus Straits: Once again we should assemble and proudly march under the proudest banner ever showing the Golden Condom of the Lower Sukhumvit Conscripts joining Field Marshal Trump at War-a-Lago. What is your opinion? The man needs help.

Gentlemen, a reporter spoke to two elderly American citizens asking them how they felt about the current President of the United States and they confirmed: He is a man of God. Should that be true, I am also a man of God actually more than this asshole. A German TV station went into researching what the Trump family is doing to increase their wealth; watching the results any reasonable person should start spitting, vomiting and finally end up pooping uncontrollably. Here comes just one sample: Donald decided Vietnam goods sold into the US should suffer from a 47% tariff. Two weeks later Donald junior, another swine, visited Vietnam and signed something that allows the Trump organisation to invest 1,5 billion USD into a giant property project somewhere. Another two weeks later the Vietnam tariffs fell to 20 %. Some folks from the Gulf bought shares in Donald´s krypto-scam for 500 million USD plus and this story goes on and on. Trump´s press people keep on saying all is legal, nothing is hidden and Donald has nothing to do with it anyway. Why, dear fellow boardsmen, does this crap not lead into a national uproar? Talking about corruption it almost cannot get worse. I am clueless.

President Donald of the United States now upgraded to First Class Famous Warrior is currently buzy issuing up to date news when the attack on Iran will be over. Unfortunately each one contradicting the previous one and there is another problem: close ally BiBi of Isreal commented Donald´s latest statement from yesterday by saying the war will go on because he finally wants to break the Iran. Donald did further find out that the USA are way ahead of the war targets, which nobody including himself could explain so far. In the meantime the wordwide confusion keeps on growing but Donald most certainly does not know about that or is not interested. What a terrible mess he has started. Or BiBi.

" He added of Cuba: “I’ve been watching it for 50 years, and it’s fallen right into my lap because of me, it’s fallen, but it’s nevertheless fallen right into the lap. And we’re doing very well.” Says the Donald. ........ Greenland, Canada, Venezuela, Cuba, Iran. So far. I recommend Brazil, plenty of sugar, more than Greenland, much more sugar they have over there. Great people, a lot of great people. Now they finally found the protocol of the FBI talking to a 14 years old girl complaining about being abused by Epstein and Trump. Nobody so far knows the truth except Buddha but I foresee the concept of defense Bondi will publish soon: Mr Trump asked the girl how old she was and when she said fourteen, Mr Trump wrongly understood fourty and they went ahead. He is consequently fully exonerated.

Gentlemen, the garbage-quartet Hegseth-Leavitt-Bondi-Noem has suddenly lost one precious member. President Donald will thank her for a phantastic job and she has been promoted to a great job on urgent demand of all American citizens, Donald right now might not remember though what job that is. Fine cracks start moving forward through Donald the Duck´s fortress of cowards and dicksuckers. Nothing did start to vibrate so far but there are the midterms threatening on the horizon. The Iran adventure starts going down the drain as could be expected although we are still looking at first impressions only. For your information : Gasoline super 95 octane now 1 US gallon is 8,80 USD. You would not understand liter against Euro, would you? Been yesterday at my favorite local Thai massage, one hour at 120 €, 140 US. At least here very stable pricing I am glad to confirm. About 4400 Baht.

I wish to mention that the Iranians are by far less stupid than the rest of the population in the area, Israel excluded. Reason probably being that they are not Arabs. So they are currently well prepared for being attacked from somewhere offering several million semi-fanatic and well armed members of at least two huge militias. Bombing bridges and whatever would not eliminate the ruling people and Trump already excluded sending ground forces. So the question still is: Mr President, what are you heading for? Mr President will explain everything will be fine if not excellent and everybody is heading for a golden future. Except myself because the tank in my car is almost empty again.

Gentlemen, may I please comment again as Europe´s leading war commentator. Field Marshal Donald accompanied by the most able Field Marshal Hegseth from FOX war Enterprise Inc. are currently heading for the same fiasco as already have been sampled in Vietnam, Afghanistan and Libya. Throwing enormous war power on minor enemies should solve any problem the US used to think, but it did not work. The Iran sending slow moving and low flying drones start making problems for the Gulf air defense, mass production that currently is being used in the Ucraine war. Maybe President Donald should ring colleague President Wlodymyr in Kiew for help, he should know what it means. Some hardcore Putin friends start being worried because close friend Donald eliminated two beloved Russia allies Venezuela and Iran, now heading for Cuba. They no like. Xi from China also him no like because friends samesame. Same me no like because had to pay 96,60 € for a portion of gasoline. So we are three already, bad news for Donnie Duck.

Gentlemen, now I am reading in the morning newspaper the CIA is planning to arm the local Kurds to push the revolutionary forces forward against the Ajatollahs forces. Man oh man, didn´t we see this before transferring the Irak, Libya and Syria into blooming democracies full of different ethnicities truely loving each other? Donald has no idea what he has started.

Commander Trump from the US military in the meantime got aware that during a war soldiers sometimes die and instructed the US public accordingly. He further promised there would not be any ground forces involved. He expects the Iranians to take over by themselves and I am watching what will happen. The mullahs command several million armed people ready to shoot at anything that moves. Gentlemen, may I introduce myself as the final expert on anything Iran due to a large Persian carpet I spent part of my youth on and which was further partially destroyed by one of our dogs at one corner due to permanent chewing. All the countries along the African coast of the Mediterranian sea have one problem in common which is that they are unable to organise themselves in some reasonable manner. Conflicting interests led by some popular local warlord shall split the area for ever unless another superhero arises from somewhere and replaces the previous dictator. Israel used to handle it different but they are also on the way down as it looks. The people from Iran belong to a more reasonable sort of mankind, many of them arrived in Germany in the meantime and appear to be looking for improving their life and not cause any trouble by putting knifes into bypassing people. Insofar there is a theoretical chance they might get things under control but unfortunately also the Iran shows a lot of conflict within the society. Donald´s concept to eliminate the leadership and all is fine will not work.

Would you have to be registered at the primaries to be able to vote at the real election?

Gentlemen, always trying to improve my knowledge how the US are organizing their voting would you please be so kind to explain what that means: Democratic primary turnout is surging in Texas, according to early voting data What, esteemed bretheren, means primary turnout?

Holy Lord, Donald thinks being the heroic head of all the aircraft carriers and the mighty US forces supported by the wordwide known war hero ex FOX news mighty general Pete Hegseth the Iranians will run away and dig somewhere in the desert. They won´t. Previous war hero Bush junior already sucessfully caused a far reaching chaos which is still causing nothing but trouble in the area. The Iran is not Venezuela but President Donald seems to think so. I hope both parties find some solution otherwise a lot of family men in uniform shall come home in a plastic bag greeted by Field Marshal Donald calling them heroes and confirming America is great again. To stop the Iran doing nuclear bombs means starting Vietnam II.