A Russian soldier is leaving for Ukraine and is saying goodbye to his wife. He tells her that he is off to war to fight the war against the US and NATO in Ukraine.
A year later, he returns on leave. She asks him how the war is going for Russia. He answers, “Terrible, we’ve lost our best equipment and weapons, lost our best commanders, most of our best troops are dead or wounded, we are starving, and our replacements in equipment, weapons, and personnel are next to useless.”
“That’s horrible,” the wife responds. “What about the losses of the US and NATO?”
The soldier looks dejected and responds, “They haven’t shown up yet”.