Mekong

Did Melania has forget to bleach her arsehole?

Haha Classic line

I heard the Canadians have retaliated by naming it the Strait of Our Moose

Trumps deformation case against the BBC is getting weaker every week. The show which allegedly damaged Trumps reputation was watched by 285 people, no not 285 Thousand just 285

The only one I can think of is from 1984 Stupidity was as necessary as intelligence, and as difficult to attain. There is one quote attributed to Orwell but it wasn’t his Some ideas are so stupid only intellectuals would believe them