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  1. Extraordinary Measures Harrison Ford as the crazy/eccentric scientist/doctor Based on a true story. **** Excellent movie, gripping!
  2. Chloe *** Lot's of twist and turns. Solid acting via Liam Neeson and Julianne Moore.
  3. Harry Brown *** 1/2 Solid acting by Michael Caine!
  4. Understand. It is a much better product as the sun light does not cause it to evaporate as chlorine does making it last much longer...but, TIT
  5. I chatted with a company there in the Pattaya area who sold a bi polymer product that did a better job then chlorine...I will have to check my tash of biz cards, as it was cheaper in the long run to use this product then chlorine.
  6. 3 minute eggs? sorry about that...
  7. The Green Zone Matt Damon, good acting! Nice story, one which we wish was true and the US gov would carry on and hang the traitors responsible! *** 1/2
  8. The Fourth Kind Sci Fi? UFO? Strange movie, a bit boring but at least you don't hab to think too mutt. **
  9. South Park: Sexual Heaven Short film, 30 min? Excellent. Great Tiger Woods jabs, Bill Clinton, etc. They talk fast so you have to listen close to follow along and catch the one liners! ****
  10. Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?" That I did," said Paddy, "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was; but useless in a fight."
  11. ...you shot a bad "shot", then get a mulligan? (another "shot")
  12. Just (re)watched I Am Legend. hmmmm...seem to remember...ahhhh, Charlton Heston, The Omega Man, looks to be the same story but changed around a bit. Now searching/d'loading Omega Man...
  13. One of the lads involved in Blackhawk Down, lives in BKK. He got tore up bad, 3 years in the hospital nor retired US military, great guy and I have the upmost respect for him and what he went thru!
  14. Old Dogs ** 1/2 Robin Williams and John Revolting Chick flick but the two actors barely save it. Another don't think too mutt" flick. Pretty much a time waster, but TIT, so why not!
  15. Up In The Air George Clooney Clooney makes is watchable, but barely. Chick flick. Good flick, you don't hab too think too mutt. ** 1/2 (being generous)
  16. Dangerous Man Steven Segal ** 1/2 Typical Segal knock 'em to the ground movie. Interesting that Segal teamed up with the Russian mafia to fight the Chinese mafia.
  17. To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity... 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana. 6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 9. Sing Along At The Opera. 10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 13 .. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 14.. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS..
  18. Avatar. Once you get past the cartoon, good story. Special effects are *****. Rating: ****
  19. Amelia *** 1/2 Not sure historically correct but offered some information about the leading woman pilot of that time.
  20. USA related joke, so YMMV... Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq .. The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets. Katie Couric said, 'Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of fried chicken.' The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chicken. Couric ate it all and said, 'Now I can die content.' Charlie Gibson said, 'I'm living in ' New York , so I'd like to hear the song, The Moon and Me, one last time.' The terrorist leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song. Gibson was satisfied. Brian Williams said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.' The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams dictated his comments. He then said, 'Now I can die happy.' The leader turned and asked, 'And now, Mr.. U.S. Marine, what is your final wish? 'Kick me in the ass,' said the Marine.. 'What?' asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?' 'No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,' insisted the Marine. So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass. The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, then with his knife he slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he took from one of the already dead terrorists, sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11. In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives. As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson, and Williams, they asked him, 'Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?' 'What?' replied the Marine, 'and have you three assholes report that I was the aggressor.....?' Semper Fi! If You Are Not Willing To Stand Behind Our Troops, Please, Please Feel Free To Stand In Front Of Them!
  21. Extract Several good plots going on at the same time, so you have to follow it to get all of it. ***1/2 Good acting, fun plot. Gene Simmons was great as a sleazy lawyer!
  22. Too much Flash!!! Good stuff!!!
  23. Breaking Point. Good movie!!! ***1/2 Lawyers, dope, action, what's not to love?
  24. The Men Who Stare at Goats. Brillant! **** George Clooney was excellent. Great story, plot and action. So far, 2010's best that I have seen.
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