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"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? "

This is typical of society today, imposing predetermined expectations on vulnerable members of our world.

Should a woodchuck choose not to chuck wood, it is his choice and his choice alone, he should not be judged on his motives for not chucking said wood nor discriminated against, for choosing not to do so.

Girls legs, ahh that fishy smell...

Scientists are only right when the majority of the population agrees with them, that's democracy, or truth by popularity. Don't let facts muddy the waters.

So would that be Global Warming? Climate Change? Because it can't be called cooling...

Nepotism

From memory, he's a 'roid abuser and dealer.

5555 I know mate just couldn't help myself

I can vouch for the Bar, spent more than few evenings finding out what's under the tables...

"Though the incident has not disrupted flights"

So the flights can still use the canal then?

I've seen that, surprisingly very good, for what I always thought was a stink premise. Yes, good music.

That and Nitrogen are quite good ways to go apparently. Nitrogen in particular, just sends you to sleep, no convulsions, no nothing, just night night.

England played well and scored well. The All Blacks were hindered by a Welsh Git (apologies to those from Wales) Ref.

Ahh typo - but the one litre is still cheaper.

What I think we mean is "which is cheaper, per litre", not just "which is cheaper"

No wonder they're confused :)

"I often use real world examples...a one liter bottle of milk is 44 Baht...a larger, two liter bottle is 89 Baht...if I buy two, two liter

bottles, which is cheaper...I see the results running 50/50 (correct/incorrect)...requires thinking!"

The one litre for 44 bht is cheaper, both the two litre @ 89 bht and the two, two litres @ 178 bht are more expensive :)

Mystery Road 2013 - Australian Filum - Good - relaxed, laid back and interesting. Worth a watch.

Hell no! And I play the Devil's advocate here... All those foreigners will have Isaan children who'll be brighter than the average Isaan prole, then the region will not only have voting power, but smarts too!

To paraphrase Robert Muldoon, foreigners moving to Isaan will raise that average IQ of both the foreign country and Isaan.

I post this, tongue firmly in cheek, just in case someone wants to take me seriously .

All over the local news, he's been in various scrapes with the law in middle earth, mainly to do with drugs, brought on by, I suspect, the local plod's epiphany of, "Ooooh there's a rock star living here, he's bound to have drugs, let's arrest him..."

ARIES

You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding.

TAURUS

Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.

GEMINI

Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill themself to win a bet.

CANCER

You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.

LEO

The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.

VIRGO

You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually gay and the majority of Virgo women are whores.

LIBRA

You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.

SCORPIO

You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You always have snot on your clothes.

SAGITTARIUS

You are the romantic type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. You thrive on incest.

CAPRICORN

You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centred cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.

AQUARIUS

You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.

PISCES

You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.

Courtesy of Sickipedia.org: http://www.sickipedia.org/search/2?q=stupid%20cunt#ixzz3IGsUYdZC

You'd think there were other ways of dealing with a mini bar bill...

I am surprised, that multiple planes have not been diverted and made emergency landings, on the strength of my post above.

But then, what censorship level is appropriate on aeroplanes?

If I am reading an article about a terrorist group, on an iPad, whilst travelling on an aeroplane, do they panic and do an emergency landing?

If I talk about Volcanic Eruptions? Slavery? World War II? Branson's space ship crash? A friend's epileptic fit?

Where does it end?

Deliver Us From Evil 2014 - Very Good - Chills up the spine - Well Worth Watching, should be prizes for this one.

I still think that 'roid rage has a lot to do with this, that and the (unprovable) assertion that she'd yet to properly consumate the relationship.

"Whilst in prison his prosthetic legs should be removed so he has to crawl daily back and forth the toilet" Give him one... so he knows what's missing...

"Further details of his arrest emerged Wednesday after he was spotted at the Nong Khai border, where immigration staff said he was wearing the same distinctive shirt as in the photo circulated to them.....

.....Neij was accompanied by several Thai police officers as he arrived at Bangkok’s second airport, his hands restrained and covered by a folded T-shirt."

​Having used the modern detective method, of matching shirts, to apprehend the criminal, Thai Police are ensuring no slip ups, like escape, because they don't know what he looks like, occur, when transporting the criminal. This is accomplished by draping his handcuffed hands in the same distinctive shirt, that they had memorised from the photo in the arrest warrant.

Chief Major General Sergeant Captain Colonel Immigration Police Boss Somchai "Boom Boom" Suriyakul, was heard saying, "It's very difficult to detain individual foreigners when they all look alike, you have to arrest a whole group, or else tag them, with something like a shirt or a bullet hole to ensure you've got the right one".

Perhaps I was being kind

Let's be Cops 2014 - Standard Hollywood Buddy movie, entertaining in a lightweight vein. Worth a watch.

Godzilla 2014 - Impressive, compared to any other Godzilla movie I've seen. The secondary hero, a Japanese Professor, spends most of the movie staring at various scenes, aghast. The movie on the whole though is quite good. Worth a watch.