"President Bush fell off of his bike, wound up with cuts and bruises on his chin, his nose and on his upper lip â?? or as the secret service call it, ... Condition Hillary."
Bill and Al Gore are sitting around reminiscing. After a while, as expected, the Lewinsky situation came up.
Al says, "You know Bill, I just think we have different mindsets about things. For example, I don't believe in premarital sex. I never slept with Tipper before we got married. How about you?"
Clinton paused and thought, then said, "I don't know Al, what was her maiden name again?
Bill Clinton was walking around Arkansas with a pair of women's panties hung over his arm.
When asked why, he replied "I'm on the patch."