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  1. Spankies - took a board member there and had fun even if it was BYO.
  2. I like everything with Michael Caine I think - haven't seen all his movies but enjoy seeing him!
  3. What driver did she use to break the window?
  4. Hate Moulin Rouge - but then I wouldn't Nicole Kidman either
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    A Good Red wine..

    1800 yesterday - for something that is only cheap wine in France (or was) it's now Oooh Laa Laaaa Aussie wines are cheaper now - hardys taras and others around the 450 mark - expencive compared to Australia - 150 baht cheaper than a year ago
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    A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a highland stream in Scotland. The gamekeeper spots him and shouts, 'Dinnae drink thon water min, it's foo o' coo's shite n pish.' The man replies, 'my good fellow, I'm English.... repeat that in English.' The gamekeeper replies, 'I said use both hands - you get more that way.'
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    Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me.. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese? Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on My VCR? Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his. Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been
  8. Finally downloaded (or finished) Edward Scissorhands For a tit watching beer swillign bottom spanking whicky guzzling cigar smiking 4 year old who likes to ride fast motorbikes my son gets a bit sad in sad movies - wasn't sure how he'd take Daughter loved it -son got teary and has watched it 7 times since last week. "Is he dead" No OK
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    Poor Girl [sorry, rules is rules. Either link to the pic, or put it in the Board Sponsor forum - KS]
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    Little girl stuck in fence. Firemen and police from the Patchogue, N.Y. area, all joined in a team effort to rescue a young girl stuck in steel fence. It took several hours to extract her from her predicament. Fire Chief Klug said, 'This was a pretty tough rescue, it took us quite a while to come up with a plan to safely extract her from the fence.' Although the girl's entrapment was never life threatening it did take careful planning and gentle handling to safely remove her. She was taken to an area hospital where she was examined and released. Poor thing, this
  11. Agree totally - requires a couple who don't "hate" each rather just don't want to be married - many people split amicably I am best friends with all my significant other's - something the last one never could accept until she joined the ranks of "others" and discovered if you really loved someone for 7 years (ave time of a relationship for me - the current DArLek is now 10 years!) then you should still have some respect/feelings for the person, The fact many people also split acrimoniously to me suggests they came together for the wrong reasons and weren't honest about their real desi
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    An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. 'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?' The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?' 'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she appears out of nowhere….'
  13. How about two parents who manage too fool the kids they are happy - I know parents of friends of mine stunned everyone when they decided to get divorced once youngest reached 25 - seems they stayed together for the kids BUT managed to fool everyone. All who knew where stunned - good idea or not to sacrifice your own happiness for the kids?
  14. Frankly it was a good idea! Bad luck they lost the war and only got to re-write local history!
  15. My poarents would walk down the beach holding hands I'd throw sand "Why can't you be like my friends parents and not be all nice and lovey dovey to each other" Seriously - they were like that and I was ashamed - glad I got over that!
  16. Cav don't forget the Emp's close relatives where serving in Army!
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    BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remain
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    An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He immediately dials 999. Irishman: ''It's my wife! I've accidentally shot her, I think I've killed her!'' Operator: ''Please calm down Sir, can you first make sure she is actually dead!'' *click* *BANG* Irishman: ''Okay, done that. What next?''
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    Tom had been in Police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Western Australia as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. 'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...' 'Gr
  20. I've lived a great life - if I do now I'd only miss the kids growing up.
  21. It's not just the Japanese that deny the history - the Thai's are unaware of this event in the main as well. wrote about a visit to it here
  22. I like to masturbate too - never done it with a croissant though
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