buffalo_bill

4 hours ago, Mekong said:

In the past, people inflicted by such ailments was never deemed newsworthy, but unfortunately in todays modern society not only do the younger generations have to post all of their life’s little details online, the modern”Journalists” think copying this drivel from social media and regurgitating such constitutes  news.

That´s right, we are of one opinion as usual.

You might have noticed that my nocturnal event has never made it into Thai TV, neither the Post nor the Nation. I decided to refrain from publishing to save Thai tourism from serious damage. Millions of Chinese might have cancelled their holidays in fear of lifelong diarrhoe and worse.

The person on the left on the signpost seems to be peacefully snoring and did probaly collapse due to work overload as a member of the Thai police or security guard at the nearest BTS station. Which does not count as sunbathing and consequently a 500 Bht fine appears to be unjustified.

A similar event never reported about happened at the Surawong end of Patpong II about 20 years ago when a German tourist after having left Strip Bar decided to enjoy dinner around midnight at a makeshift sidewalk restaurant. Said tourist after dinner took a taxi bound for Soi 8 but suddenly had to jump from the vehicle, run into a near park and take a dump behind the bushes.

Having read about the tragic event with the girl from Singapore I wish to offer my compassion towards this lady as well as my heavily delayed apologize for having polluted a probably sacred environment.

I just watched a video where some Iowa based Evangelicals confirmed that Trump has Godly principals.  They really said that, did they mean to say goofy?

Nobody said that Mekong said that anybody ever said that nobody said that anybody else said that no watchtowers were manned nor annually maintained by nobody. The truth.

I read in the newspaper that the wise Thai government has now withdrawn the possibility to sell cannabis anywhere. Quite  a move.

13 hours ago, Saint Alphonso said:

Am I to assume most members here have aged out of the nightlife scene, have sig others, too old, too ill, just not interested, too expensive these days?

Is anyone still active in the scene and can provide recent info. Where? BKK, Patts, Phuket, elsewhere? Have the known venues gone downhill since Covid? Is BKK nightlife still a thing? Cowboy? Nana? Other areas? Just wondering as there's not much info here any more.

Sir,  surviving posters on this fine board worrying about barfines and increasing beer prices in gogo-bars might have definitely lost control over their life . Not sure what you could be looking for but there is a lot of enjoyable opportunities available if you are after true love and have some baht in the pocket. My observation .

On 12/9/2023 at 2:47 PM, Mekong said:

I think the Board software has changes half a dozen times in that time

To my opinion the nicest one has been Delphi. We had great times here on this board before all the Facebook etc-junk have drawn people elsewhere.

Somebody tells me today : Bernard Trink is not alive any more. I say : That is news to me.

Please analyse.

May I suggest the management launches a new section " Past ". Anything older than x minutes/hours/days/months/years would be moved there. Joint moderators Coss and Hungry Penis.

Sir, your wisdom as we are all aware, is practically endless. Thank you for your input.

Thank you gentlemen, but other that an icon under my message it says in German : Gesendet . So it has been sent and now probably waiting for being opened. The man I want to contact has obviously been inactive on facebook for almost a year, so maybe he is not aware of my mail. Would facebook notify him somehow if he receives something by "normal" facebook, me answering on an old issue?

Gentlemen,

I feel seriously honored to be able to post here in a strictly tecnical environment which I do not understand anything about. Point is that any internetbased subjects like facebook, instagram,spotify,netflix etcetera mean absolutely nothing to me, timewasters they are. People spend their precious days on earth watching this crap even if walking around, as if the real world would not exist any more. Nuff said, you know what I mean.

Couple of days ago I activated my 10 years old facebook-account which I did only establish then to receive video clips about my newborn dog somewhere in Hungary. Reason is that I wish to contact a man from somewhere and sent him a message via facebook messenger , I have no other leads. Now I wonder if this man did ever receive anything because he does not answer and there is no sign it did ever arrive at destination. I checked via google and probably  facebook allows messenger contacts only after previous activities of whichever kind. I am asking for your assistance what could be done. Thank you in advance.

Coss, I am calling this an absolute breakthrough. To start with, anything that is free did always fascinate me, talking about free beer for example . And now read this :

" Sarawut said the camping sites, managed by the Department of Highways, come with complimentary drinking water and toilet facilities. Dedicated officials will also be on standby round the clock to help campers. What’s even better is that no fees will be collected. "

The possibility to take a dump for free is something that will attract tourism from all countries worldwide and if it is only because dedicated officials will help campers in need  to clean their ass and no fees. Round the clock, Holy Lord.

Do you think that they will offer an upgrade from complimentary drinking water in favour of complimentary beah Singh for elderly people over 75 years like they grant them access through the VIP immigration at Suvannapum? I hope so. I am now calling 1586.

Thinking about, what does "camping" mean, towing a caravan over from Europe or what? Please clarify. Stickman keeps on complaining about high air fares from NZ, this might change his view.

sorry tecnical error

3 hours ago, Old Hippie said:

Very handsome with rippling muscles…not in a gay way of course…

Looking back 35 years, the excellent Heinrich Schaefer, named " Schaefer´s nose". 143 kgs at 1,94 m total height. Could lift a Volkswagen Beetle at the rear (engine) end and turn it on the road. Working hard organising sexual activities for a number of ladies. Did 7 years time due to a couple of arguments with other people. Left us due to a sudden cardiac arrest although never smoked or drank. Principally a tremendous arsehole. Just for you to know. We had some contacts, thankfully in peace.

On 11/17/2023 at 12:38 PM, buffalo_bill said:

Dear Sir,

at this point I wish to make it clear that me, Bubi of Germany , am the only  officially Thai-cabinet approved tourist ever to cross the Siam border blessed by the quality-tourist trademark. No laughing here. I did in fact spend a night with a  member (female)of aforementioned cabinet. Again no laughing here please.

Gentlemen,

reconsidering my post I realise that it implies some kind of insult on female Thai cabinet members which I deeply regret at this very moment . " Spending" does in no way refer to any activities related to  exchange of erotic activities . It does in fact only refer to 2 adjacent seats on Thai Airways, I may identify madame as Khun Sudarat, formerly buzy for the Thaksin cabinet in health related affairs. Some time ago, I may add.

Sir, I am just about to go sleeping but do agree with your vision of the world. So many a people in America seem to be prepared to vote for a swine like Trump, looking at any meeting of heads of state somewhere you see a bunch of murderous crooks feeling great. I join your feelings we are heading for nasty times. Apart from this, my cigars are finished. Good night for now.

2 minutes ago, buffalo_bill said:

 

Sorry error, posted twice

On 11/15/2023 at 8:20 PM, bust said:

 

 

Isn't that an example of an oxymoron

Dear Sir,

at this point I wish to make it clear that me, Bubi of Germany , am the only  officially Thai-cabinet approved tourist ever to cross the Siam border blessed by the quality-tourist trademark. No laughing here. I did in fact spend a night with a  member (female)of aforementioned cabinet. Again no laughing here please.

Gentlemen,

as usual I was desperately reaserching for a way to strengthen Khun Mekong´s standing in the gun/gum scandal. Here it comes:

a bubble gun. Gun.Gum. Bubble. I think it´s a compromise.

    May I suggest we agree on Thong Low

Khun Mekong, before you keep on insulting me please consider my latest portrait as of today 19:56 GMT.

18 hours ago, Mekong said:

For the record Thong Lor is also the way my wife spells it, she has only lived in Thailand for 55 years so must be wrong  and a German tourist must know better 

 

 

Please note I am not a plain German tourist, I am a German quality tourist according to Thai government requirements.

18 hours ago, Mekong said:

You really are a sad old man with nothing better to do with your life, ...

 

 

Funny enough, I think you are same same. Probably we are both wrong, what do you think?

10 hours ago, Mekong said:

 Tong Lor and even that is very rarely nowadays.

 

Mr Mekong , I truely hate to say this but following your ways of blaming people for insignificant errors or what you think are errors I may at this point emphasize that it seems to be the proper way of spelling it Thonglor and not Tong Lor. Apart from this minor issue I would recommend to exchange your usual bubble of bad mood in favour of looking positive upon life and what is left of it. Nuff said, I hope you got the message. I am not sure though.