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  1. This is clearly off topic as they probably offer no steaks but rats running through the establishment instead as soon as heavy rainfall starts : opposite Ambassador Hotel Soi 11 at the entrance of a subsoi later leading into Soi 11 again . The menue offering an estimated 500 Thai dishes , some with photos . The place is bizarre to a degree that made me/us stay there every night , may Lord Buddha hold his protecing hands over this jewel of hospitality .

     

    Sorry for disturbing

  2. Excellent thread . The board possibly imploding , Stickman having emigrated , shorttime fees surpassing 3000 Baht soon and yet another useless condo wiping out a cluster of promising blowjob bars the only romance-related subject remaining downtown might be true love on individual basis and as we are at it : Confused tourist BuBi as per Monday this week saw himself faced with repeated demand for something specified as " 1 Baht " and only available corner Sukh/Soi 10 or Yaowarat alternatively . According Tuk her closest sister in the massage shop did already own " 3 baht " due to steady supply from her Australian boyfriend .

     

    I now wish to warn the board officially that 1 baht is not part of the Thai currency but represents 15,1 grams of 96,4 % pure gold as I know now . Available at no more than 22.700 real Baht at specialised trading companies . One never stops learning . On the other hand , the last shirt has no pockets so what .

     

    If you know what I mean . We had a great time anyway .

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  3. I am only tourist hence unsufficiently qualified to advise on BKK related traffic but would I be a local expat I would certainly use a scooter for transportation . I know it rains sometimes . On my last maybe 5 visits I used nothing but motorcycle-taxi .

  4. Rather than complaining about Chinese hordes spilling over the border I shall do my duty to reestablish quality tourism even during low season by entering the Kingdom no later than September the 21st . Pam said : Tilac when you come ? Followed by Miss you .

     

    Although I shall stay firstly 2 days incognito to get used to a demanding climate and adjust to a different culture . I would also wish to investigate what impact the relocation of Check In ladyboy bar had on neighbouring Lollipop blowjob bar . I could imagine major improvements on the financial side with immediate effect on both establishments :

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    I shall keep you informed

  5. Hi,

     

    "At least I have learned to avoid sinsot if asked for , disregard emergency reports about sick buffaloes and not to build houses for barworkers ."

     

    And that probably cancels out those millions :)

     

    Sanuk!

     

    Dear Sir ,

     

    would you please consider the possibility that for example learning about not building houses for barworkers does not mean to follow expert advice . I spent great moments inspecting Isaan related building sites .

     

    Don´t worry . Life is short whatever they tell you .

  6. Boardmembers still holding a Dutch passport :grinyes: might be extremely delighted to hear that I celebrate the board anniversary in Domburg , Noth Sea coast . Should , as an appropriate sign of gratitude, the Great Leader KS decide to pay me 25 Thai Baht for each hourt I spent on his boards since they exist we would probably arrive at a figure somewhere in the millions .

     

    At least I have learned to avoid sinsot if asked for , disregard emergency reports about sick buffaloes and not to build houses for barworkers .

  7. Well, we look down on Saudi as we hold ourselves to a higher standard, if we want to play at their level, then we're no better.

     

     

     

    Looking at the increasing numbers of muslim arseholes promoting salafism spreading all over Germany now I would just LOVE to play at Saudi level for a couple of months . They don´t get the idea that tolerance is not the same as weakness .

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  8. I have a Thai SIM-card , passport shown at the moment of purchase . Consequently the thai Government could trace all my intra urban operations . What would be the consequences from the government if they receive coordinates saying : Quality tourist BuBi at 00:34 sharp on Wednesday morning moved from Lollipop Blowjob Bar to Check In Ladyboy Bar and 2 hours later later took tuktuk to Barbar Fetish Bar Patpong 2 ?

  9. I know nothing about Pattaya but as far as it concerns Bangkok I may report that the most lovely Pam from Lao did hardly have the time to accept my best birthday wishes and repeated reconfirmation of eternal love as per yesterday due to the massage shop full of Chinese customers . Which has been going on for weeks now . Big work , no tip . During my last visit in June I saw many single gentlemen in Soi 4 , they were mostly Taiwanese to my observation .

  10. Strictly on topic I may inform the community that I visited Hooters Soi 4 several weeks ago on exclusively investigative mission . I noted many slim ladies in hotpants ( velly goos ) and several caucasian gentlemen drinking beer and staring into the darkness outside . I insist that for spending time for example Honey Bee Massage Soi 22 is a far more attractive place .

     

    I wonder if Stickmann agrees , he know all thing .

  11. In front of Nanaplaza some ladies sell dubious food from a cart selfishly blocking the sidewalks . Sampling similarly looking food once upon a time in Khorat I spent hours in a deep coma and since then suffer from panic attacks once I see liquid Thai food in a plastic bag at 25 Baht incl. taxes . Be careful .

  12. At 7/11 I have once bought a plastic box with a so called sandwich inside ; I spent the next 2 hours sitting on the floor tortured by serious spasms . So maybe Hooters would have been a better choice in this case .

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  13. Gentlemen ,

     

    I have always been of the opinion that franchise operations like Hooters are the end of civilisation . Other than McDonalds which I visit maybe twice a year once I stay in Shanghai I avoid these places in favour of individually operating local establishments .

     

    Hooters Soi 4 has been wrongly placed there anyway as Soi 4´s competence lies in organising romantic social contacts anywhere between handjob and unprotected anal intercourse and not in supplying drinks by untouchable beauties . Fot Soi 4 the only other acceptable establishments would be moneychangers for obvious reasons and a couple of 7/11 shops because they offer condoms , Listerine and Johnson Baby Oil .

     

    I hope you agree .

  14. And there are good news .

     

    I may hereby confirm that ladyboy establishment Check In Bar did in fact start to renovate a major building within the first subsoi of Soi 10 and is in NO WAY connected to my beloved Lollipop Bar . This subsoi goes in fact twice round the corner and ends up again in Soi 10 which makes it easier to run away from your hyperventilating sweetheart from Check In Bar in case subject gets drunk or wants more money .

     

    I sincerely hope the new development does not affect the discerning athmosphere of Soi 10/ subsoi where so far only educated gentlemen of high class triy to find peace and relaxation .

  15. Mr Candyfloss ,

     

    I am endlessly delighted that you finally eliminated my October 22nd post as the leading element from the Relationship-Forum although the lebanon does not belong to Thailand . I was just about to ask Leader Khunsanuk to replace Relationships by Geriatric Affairs . I believe that only Nasiadai , Fiery Jack and myself are sad leftovers from a battlefield earlier dominated by white towels , oversize condoms , free blowjobs and Dollhouse No. 33 ..

  16. It has been many decades ago that I last visited a church for the purpose of praying . I shall as soon as possible visit a church , a mosque , a synagogue plus a freelance Evangelist to cover all possibilities for the sole purpose to pray for Hillary becoming President . This guy Trump is a disgrace .

  17. Bubi,

     

    you seem as naive as waerth on this subject.....so you believe Merkel when she said most illegal immigrants are doctors and engineers, right ?

     

    oh, and the arseholes last week were Iranian (McDo) and Syrian (boom).......

     

    not extremist, but it would have been better, safer and cheaper to keep them in refugee camps outside of the EU.

     

    BB

     

    BB you have a long history on this board to declare anybody to be intellectually distorted who does not share your opinion . For the moment being please release a source for Merkels statement that " most illegal immigrants " are engineers and doctors .

  18. If only one day people would judge according to facts and not to what they like to think or heard some time ago .

     

    National poll Sunday July 24th by STERN and RTL : 48 % prefer Angie as chancellor . tendency increasing .

     

    National Poll ZDF ( Politbarometer ) July 24th : 59 % vote for currently in charge coalition of Christian democrats / Social democrats . As many think the refugees will make the country stronger .

     

    The real problem are not the genuine refugees but a couple of thousand genuine arseholes from Marocco, Algeria, Tunesia .

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