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she now pays the price for opening the doors last year, simple as that

Slightly off topic , but what is exactly the price she pays ?

as usual.......

And which is whose mistake ? Finally , any politician is the result of a vote .

I think it´s Botox

You Sir! seem to owe that indeed, you were 'deep' inside Soi 11.

 

 

Indeed . I did in fact have to pass this questionable establishment repeatedly day by day , partially on the back of a motorcycle . Strictly avoiding any eye contact with the ruthless mamasan til one day I was pulled inside by a massage worker and offered a free Singha . I asked successfully for a glass and was even offered a fried shrimp though no further discount on totally 3 oil sessions of mainly medical type the following days . I am very glad about this positive development of things .

The only remaining serious disturbance of Viva Restaurant refusing to serve a half/half plate of Salami and parma Ham I hope to solve in 7 weeks . May no further undesirable activity disturb the quality tourism .

Gentlemen ,

posting this under social issues due to possible imminent wordwide epidemic spreading : driving in my motorcar today through the city of Cologne I watched a young lady of probably only 16 years of age staring at her smartphone while scratching her snatch for an estimated 15 seconds . What might she have been looking at ? Pictures of Flashermac in his tight swimsuit , Beloved Leader Khunsanuk at a Dutch nudist beach ? We dont´t know .

Your opinion most welcome .

Sir ,

your more than constructive comment shall be considered at a later date as there is an immediate issue I have to deal with : minutes ago aforementioned Pam from Lao republic sent an urgent request for some cash due to an acute shortage of food and other necessities . Said shortage resulting from permanent rain torturing Khrungthep and thus leading into lack of customers at the massage shop throught the day(s) .

Would the resident gentlemen probably be so kind confirming the basic metereological conditions because I shall send her some funds anyway but I would feel better if it would actually be raining sometimes rather than finding out later about a fatal drought since late May .

If you understand what I mean .

What happens if you do not fill in the bank account info?

Many prommprem you

Gentlemen ,

and again , after the closure of Naughty Girls Bar soi 4 , one of my carefully selected places to have a quiet cigar / ginTonic around midnight seems to evaporate from the surface of the earth . I am talking about Lollipop Bar Soi 10 , subsoi left . Principally active in the blowjob sector the establishment offered peace and comfort even to those who like myself prefer true love in more complex configuration .

Previous expat and now self declared tourist Stickman reports that a ladyboy bar called Checkin would move from the previous " Tunnel " Soi 7 towards a new place within Soi 10 , subsoi left . There is no other place within that Soi which could host 50 ladyboys other than the Lollipop Bar . I am so sad .

Any boardmembers who happen to be regulars at the Checkin Bar are kindly requested to report duely .

.., with mirror table surfaces and knickerless dancers?

Exactly Sir . A concept that does not turn me on to be honest . Unless it has taken some effort or considerable renumeration to have the knickers removed I cannot see any emotional stimulation here . I left the place in panic and emptied my Gin outside , noise is something I hate like the pest .

Boardmembers unpatiently awaiting the UK becoming great again and " getting their balls back " should closely follow potential Prime Minister Johnson´s brilliant concept . Which is to be published as soon as possible , though not immediately . Maybe later . Potential prime Minister Johnson did yesterday find out that the future UK shall stay open to migrants from anywhere in the world although only in a in a most human way . Would that include Polish bricklayers ?

I am extraordinarily delighted that so far none of the non-AngloSaxon boardmembers did create silly and totally superfluous jokes about Brexits during French football tournaments as per yesterday . Very educated .

Gentlemen ,

I feel delighted to let the bord know that having lunch at the seafood restaurant Soi7/1 roughly 3 weeks ago I noted an elegant female person walking by and it was Suzie . Suzie explained she is now part of the management at a bar further into that Soi called Magic Table . Suzie felt shy to elaborate on the magic aspect of the table but now I know ; although nobody could stay longer in that place than maybe 5 minutes due to an incredible noise .

Future Prime minister Boris appeared on TV yesterday, alternatively as statesman . Boris found out that all will still be Europeans and the exit could possibly done avoiding Article 50 of the Lisbon treaty .

Political observer BuBi from the Nanaplaza-Board says that now reality closes in and Boris starts to shite in his underpants . I am sure the UK will soon collapse under a shockwave of alcoholism and misplayed penalties during football tournaments . I have seen it coming .

But how much longer will the common market remain? Holland looks like it will go and probably all it needs is for one other largish country to pull out and the dominos will tumble....

Dear Sir ,

a country like Holland leaving the Common Market would sort of try to commit economical suicide . The common Market is NOT THE EU . It is an independent institution although with some identical basic values which are free trade - freedom of travel - free flow of capital - freedom of offering services anywhere . The members will not allow access to anybody without giving up even one of these principles . I wonder if Mr Farage did ever care to realise this . It is based on economical aspects other than the EU which is a political idea . The Common Market has created a paradise for tradesman BuBi and all of Europe and I wonder how somebody would like to give up access to the largest trade zone wordwide .

I am currently on holiday and have enough time to deepen my knowledge about the Brexit idea . Unfortunately the world or parts thereof seem to be willing to listen to idiots like Trump, Farage, le Pen , Wilders etc . , they are now suddenly everywhere Germany included . What they have in common is the lack of a concept for better times to come ( Britain´s mysterious future glory arising from what ? ) and an instinct to jump on popular movements . I am scared they will become stronger and stronger .

Gentlemen , this thread gives another fine example about the common irrationality of political discussion . All the esteemend boardmembers of the Anglo Saxon forces join in praising the wisdom of the recent decision and their utmost delight but so far I have not seen one word about hards facts happening soon that might reestablish the Empire or even something smaller . Farage found out these days that his idea to move the 350.000.000 Sterling into the health service has been bullshit but so what . Good luck with him or a clown like Khun Boris .

I am fairly sure that the Brits ( to my regret ) have voted for or against something while they did not realise what it really was or is or shall be . Let us meet here in two years again and check the result . Chok dee .

Fantastic result....well done to all the Brexiteer voters

 

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Agreed . Complaining and cherrypicking finally are over . Boris will explain you on Monday how he will lead Britain into the better future . Brexit supporters should now start to read the fine ptint , for example access conditions to the Common Market which Britain largely depends on .

Can they put Hillary on board? Please?

Considering the consequences they better not .

Since I fancy smoking ( tobacco-related) my midnight-cigar at Lollipop Bar entry of Soi 10 I may officially confirm that all customers as well as suppliers did definitely survive aforementioned activity to my best knowledge as I have personlly seen all people involved coming back downstairs within reasonable time .

Lollipop Bar Soi 10 is safe .

Sir ,

personally I would very much prefer to have the UK as a member of the EU but on the other hand I would also prefer not having to listen any more to the permanent whining of what a glorious country Britain would be if it would not be tortured by Brussels-based bureaucrats . Reading the arguments of the Brexit supporters shows nothing but neglecting facts in favour of propaganda . There are tons of analysis for example in the Financial Times what a blessing the EU has been and still is for the UK but who wants to know . I say , quoting the ex-lovely Nok from Khorat : Up to you .

I haven't stepped foot in the UK since 1994, but I hear a lot from English friends about how the UK has changed since it became part of the EU and I can only say that if it was my country I would want for us to be the masters of our own destiny and not have our hands tied by being part of a union with a number of other countries.

Sir ,

it is a common thing that people talking about politics tend to adjust their arguments towards what they feel anyway . As with the famous example of cucumber-rule describing how much they would be allowed to bend people used this example to show how stupid the EU is ; in reality it was the agriculture industry which wanted it . And so forth . Putting Mr Farages arguments under a microscope would lead to amazing results in a multiple of cases . Such as Mr Cameron´s .

Half of Britain´s export goes into the EU , I wonder how free the UK shall feel after a successful Brexit without any influence on cucumber rules any more .

Gentlemen ,

there are news of outstanding significance ready to be published : other than usual I have taken breakfast yesterday at Viva restaurant Soi 10 accompanied by the most lovely Pam from the Peoples Democratic Socialist Paradise of the Working Classes Republic of Lao . This country seems to be somewhere behind Nong Kai .

Viva staff obviously impressed by a sudden doubling of the BuBi armed forces agreed without yelling to supply 5 balls Mozarella Cheese which I had identified on a photo in their menue . There was no ´Can only eat with salad ´ or ´Chef no can ´ or other .

Viva restaurant to my currently updated opinion is on the path to new hights of hospitality considering a customer as somewhat important within the supply line ending in monthly wages .

May Buddha be with them , back in September .

Thank you for clarification , the guy spoke amzingly well Thai .

Gentlemen

I woke up just recently due to noise from the TV and found a person , female, stretched out on the sofa watching a guy interviewed whose name according the person on the sofa is " Jonas " . The guy spoke Thai in perfection as far as I can judge and according to sofa is even German and SUPERSTAR .

I would feel particularly honoured about fellow countrymen advancing to Thai Superstars in such a demanding cultural ambience . Any further clarification would be welcome .

We now go hab breakfast at Viva Soi 10 as previously mentioned and I shall have another final go at my 50/50 ham/Salami dream .

Over to you

It is off topic but I am prepared to join alternative areas of complaining , as follows :

Every single day I take late breakfast at Viva restaurant Soi 8 and run a bill of about 600 Baht plus decent tip . They offer for 140 baht a plate of either - Parma ham - Sourizo - Salami or another ham . Prices all same same . I have been begging on my knees if they could not split the plate 50/50 between for example Salami and Parma ham . No bloody way .

On the other hand off the fruit plate I am only interested in pineapple and I asked to skip the Mango and melon . Which they happily do but the quantity of pineapple is not increased by one fraction of a slice .

I guess the question is was Miss Nen compensated for her service?

Ickjuse me Sir , I am a traditionally educated citizen of old East Prussian standards , meaning even unrequested services shall be duely rewarded such as in this case . We are talking about 2 entirely different although simultaneously happening legal strings .

On a sidenote : recalling the event Miss Nen should better have rewarded Khun BuBi but I decided to handle the matter in a most generous way .

Gentlemen ,

I wish to bring this matter to your esteemed attention after I found out that management and staff of Lollipop Bar Soi 10 fully share my view of what happened on last Thursday 1st of June deep inside Soi 11 and what I consider as another major setback on incoming tourist-traffic from abroad .

As follows:

I landed at 07:18 sharp , took a taxi and it started raining like silly . Which made the ride last 2 hours to aforementioned Soi 11 . I had been on the road for about 19 hours , smelling like a pig and very very keen on taking a shower . Only to find out that the hotel was fully booked and no room before 12:00 . No good .

In deepest depression I stumbled back to Sukhumvit , crossed selfsame and entered Viva restaurant for breakfast where I spend the next hour eating and trying to make the waitress produce one single smile . The latter without success . There are plenty of massage shops around Viva and whilst chewing their home made Chiabatta an excellent idea started to develop deep within myself : instead of wasting more time without use I would go into a massage shop close to the hotel , could take a free shower this elegant way and of course a massage under strictly medicinal aspects .

1 hour oil massage 600 Baht we agreed about and I wish to insist I had absolutely nothing but a clean massage on my mind ; Thai massage , please note , is 400 Baht only .

Unfortunately , gentlemen , unfortunately Mademoiselle Nen from Buriram had obviously got about the job with an entirely different concept and even before the 1 hour oil massage was over we were in full swing deepening the German / Buriram international friendship so to say . What a difference a shower could make .

To my surprise 2 hours were over when I said goodbye to Miss Nen and through my tears asked for her mobile number in case I need a shower again later in my life .

Checkbin .

1200 Baht said this rotten subject of an overweight mamasan and I said for what . She said for 2 hour oil massage . I said is fine for 1 hour because both parties had agreed to that but hour number two only with some phantasy could even be called Thai massage so I owe her 1000 Baht . I am as such not a stingy person , the taxidriver for example received almost 180 Bht change as tip because he used the meter without yelling at him and had no nice lady happy hour or a diamond factory on offer . But my sense for justice is highly developed and therefore I was upset . At the end of the discussion I paid 1200 and left .

I am asking the legal expertise of the joint board if I was right or did try to hurt Thai law in no insignificant way . My soul found piece in the meantime because I invited Miss Nen already to meet in the hotel thus avoiding paying the fat mamasan-monster any money at all .

Over to you

Commercial and soulless communities like Starbucks , Burger King and so forth I usually avoid like the pest which would then includes Hooters . After thorough analysis of all available literature about the establishment I note there seem to be crowds of ssalimm young lasses in hot pants . Which I fancy a lot I must admit . I shall pay the place a visit next week .