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Mr Sandwich ,

thank you for your thoughtful comments, extremely appreciated . Although there are also unexpected moments of pure beauty , surprising as they usually come . I am talking about Soi 11 , at the very end of which I happened to take residence due to unforeseen circumstances at a place called Frazier suites far within the Soi . Heading home late evening I discovered an alley leading towards somewhere from Soi 11 and being a person of investigative nature I crossed the road and decided to discover unknown territory when I was stopped by a lady of middle age asking " Massah ? " . When something deeply within myself said : " Bubi there is true love awaiting you , don´t walk any further " and followed Madame into the darkness of an otherwise unknown building . From where I left an estimated 1,5 hours later after having promised Khun Paw to come back as soon as circumstances would allow and never to forget her any more , promise . A friend for life based on passion , emotion and renumeration of unsignificant volume .

Just to let you know , opportunities are plentyful .

On your next visit, the chef will add his secret sauce to the meal for free.

You are trying to implement negative karma on a place that is in fact a pure delight . Having breakfast there late morning watching falangs as well Thai people passing by is one of the great pleasures in my life . They do even offer parma ham that smells and tastes as if it would be Italian , one never knows . Rest assured the management of the house as well as client Bubi regard each other with highest possible respect , even their orange juice is freshly squeezed in house and I further owe the establishment the fist smoothie experience ever . Highly recommended .

Gentlemen ,

I am principally an elderly person and my personal fate has been that all my life I did desperately try to run away from all sorts of conflicts due to an endless hatred I have developed against lengthy discussons . Which is why I do not use a mobile phone , it disturbs my peaceful environment . Said attitude did certainly cost me a lot of money over the period of time although on the other hand my business activities have not been totally unsuccessful which only could be explained that many people developed love and compassion after realising my weakness and wrongly thought they were on safe ground . I have always been dreaming of successfully fighting with bare hands a crowd of 2000 Mexican druglords with AK47 and RPG missile launchers . But after having won the battle with ease I usually woke up and felt as miserable as before .

The reason I am bringing this up right now is that I read about the fire extinguisher people almost making a bank collapse due to human deficiencies and the stubborness that Thai people can develop when in confrontation with something that has been fucked by their incompetence but they can´t admit . Tourist BuBi the ideal target for strategies of that kind .

It was Thursday the 25th of February 2016 , Restaurant VIVA Soi 8 , my favorite breakfast spot at around 11:20 AM that I decided to crush down anything in future that comes in my way , stand my ground til agony sets in and decided to start the process by attacking the undesired presence of 2 slices white toast obviously determined by supranatural powers to stimulate hidden agression and so far undiscovered brutality within my deeper self . I should mention that I have never been member of any armies , the only uniform I can remember were the boyscouts .

For your better understanding I should further explain that the evening before sitting in my favorite restaurant Zaks in Soi 11 with the lovely Pam from Lao they wanted me to eat a Bruschetta made on a cold pizza layer and after rquest to warm it up they put the whole desaster into an oven and after even the tomatoes were burnt . It was then that I already seem to have felt something inside that was calling for war but then I ordered something else .

VIVA restaurant Friday the 25th : I order fried egg sunny side up on toast , 2 of them . Units arrive , on toast . Girl came with another two toast . I said not ordered . She said You order . I say yes but already there with egg on top . She says you order egg with toast . I say Yes but not 4 toast , only two . Girls turns round and goes away . I wave girl and girl comes back . I say please take toast away . She asks why you not eat . I say because 2 toast with two egg enough . She says toast belong to egg . I ask if belong to eggs why you put butter and strawberry jam on plate with toast . She says chef put .

It was then when I spoke to myself : BuBi , a million times . But not now , over , armageddon is there .

I say call chef please . She says only have one too buzy . I say call manager . She says not come yet . I say please take toast away I not pay . She says you order .

And in this most historical of all moments I stood up , took toast , jam , butter and personally placed the assembly at the kitchen counter pointing at the plate , showing the chef my utmost dissatisfaction and left . One of the great maneuvers in history of mankind .

Checkbin arriving I found toast disappeared , valued at intially 80 baht . Left tip 150 due to glorious morning and coming back Friday morning girl asked Today toast how many ?

Read this story and learn for your life . What a great country this is .

Gentlemen ,

as a regular reader of the recently emigrated Mr. Stickman´s weekly thoughts I came across a link to the aforementioned paper where a undercover person tries to explain the world how the sex business works in the kingdom . Meaning if you hit a bar it takes a minute til a tout approaches you and offers sex with children to your heart´s content . Resulting in hundreds of thousands such cases all over the relevant areas .

Very well .

Within now 20 years of Bangkok practice I may swear by the Almighty that I heve never ever been offered sex with underages ladies under secretive circumstances and would not even know where to start should I fancy such practices . The findings of the Herald come as a major surprise I have to admit although I am sure that there should be hidden places where such services are available . What the Herals tries to explain is that it is common practice everywhere which to my feelings is nonsense .

Your comments are welcome

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11604025

People better do an update on their dream countries occasionally , Bali for example has been the symbol for a dream island for me although I have never been there . A friend of of mine is currently there and it seems to be nothing but a desaster with hords of Chinese all over the place and touts pestering people whereever they go .

I hereby swear by the Almighty Lord that on one evening sitting outside in a Soi 11 restaurant around February 26th I had to wear a light sweater due to low temperature and extremely lovely Pam from Lao was shivering . I remember similar evenings from the years before .

Just returned from a more than pleasant week in the big city and may confirm that any third parties present at certain occasion would have been nothing but greatly disturbing . Several seemingly inspiring sexual practices are widely overestimated and nothing but a matter of wild phantasies .

Gentlemen ,

I shall use considerable time next week to educate Lao-Pam about her duties as a Thai taxpayer because I suspect serious deficits in executing aforementioned law . Thank you for your input . Earnings at this moment are low anyway I have been told due to the majority of customers being Chinese asking for a footmassage , complaining all the time and no tip whatsoever . The industry needs the proper falang tourist asking for an oil massage and a decent handjob . Thai tourism officials should be made aware of this and accordingly even run a wordwide campaign Exotic Siam : Culture , beaches , blowjobs to your heart´s content.

Just a thought

Gentlemen ,

in process of finetuning my forthcoming visit to the Kingdom next week I spoke today to one of my latest flames , the extrememly lovely Pam from Lao . Main issues were confirming our mutual , never ending eternal pure love and further a financial transaction but not what you think . The following crossed my mind :

Khun Pam has been married to a local gentleman ( Thai man no good and so forth ) and has since then been living in Siam based on heaven knows what type of visa . And been working in one and the same massage shop all the time . The idea of Madame sitting at home filing a tax declaration belongs to the things which although trying hard I can simply not put into any sort of visualization . The same applies to farm rice operator Khun Somkiat and virtually almost the rest of all Thais I know of unless working within a reasonably organised company .

The question finally is : do these people pay anything that looks like taxes ? I simply cannot believe a much sought after ladyboy from Nana Plaza would ever declare his/her income to anybody .

Requesting enlightenment from the learned bretheren .

Many people , mainly man , consider the blue pill being the greatest invention in human history since somebody developed the motor car . For example Australian man Murdoch (84) now marrying Jerry Hall : what a disappoinment on honeymen . " Solly dahlin no can ". ( Murdoch speaking without teeth )

It´s great .

Sir ,

maybe 10 or even more more years ago when this board has been in full swing I honoured the community with a thread " Die from boomboom " based on first hand information from a member of the German embassy . The guy reported anout the numbers of dead gentlemen whom they had to send home in a coffin due to abuse of Viagra ; which has further been supported by a TV station interviewing a Pattya based working girl complaining about the very same phenomenon . Although I understand none of the fine gentlemen of this very board would ever consider using such drugs and consequently are still alive . ( Lots of laughing at this point ) .

Many man die because boom boom too mut

What is a quarterback ? Is for example Mr. Khunsanuk a quarterback due to his leading role on this forum ? Guido from The New Yorker Cafe could explain but not easy to get the message .

The kind of food that Khun Guido sells is principally the opposite of what I think is healthy for myself and that is the reason why I like it . Further I do officially release the fact that I am a dedicated streetwalker like the recently emigrated Mr Stickman . Walks from my temporary headquarters Landmark Hotel to Soi 22 Honey Bee Massage and backwards are my minimum daily walking distance and in between I have to take e rest somewhere which is Guido , normally on the way back . I am an elderly person but in excellent shape . Mr Guido offering me 5 oversize condoms free of charge I consider the strongest compliment you could receive these days . Pam repeatedly said : You good body .

These are all good news gentlemen , I again thank the Lord for having built Khrungthep ; I can´t came much better , just pick the goodies .

When I read the first line of the initial post I planned to elaborate on the nationality of the elephants being Burmese but they already found out the mahout is . Case closed .

Mister flash ,

thank you for your update , I was deeply concerned but there seems to be hope . I shall find her , on a non erotic base I may point out . Another point of interest walking along Suk is Guido by the way . The name sounds somewhat Thai but the man is American and runs a place called New Yorker Café , totalling roughly 5 squaremeters though offering 2 flatscreens showing a US game all the time where a so called quarterback seems to play a significant role . The infamous khunsanuk has been there repeatedly I was told . Guido explained me aforementioned game several times but I did not get the point , too complex .

Anyhow , Guido apart from promoting strange sports events seems to be the one manufacturing much sought after oversize condoms , I have 3 now . And has lovely small size hamburgers for sale and I like the place . Boardmembers with bladder-issues should take a leak somewhere along lower Suk in the park because Guido has no toilet on the premises and sends customers to a public place at corner Asoke . Very elegant . The latter a true reason for me to visit Guido because eateries with toilets you can find anywhere . Highly recommended .

In celebration of successfully acquiring a so called airline ticket Frankfurt - Bangkok today for later this month I visited a local ( German ) massage shop and may inform the community that whatever doomsday reports there might be around about Khrungthep : I truely love this town whatever changes might be on the way .

Nuff said

Before . There is a string of 2 or 3 restaurants on your left and the Thai Visa one is the first one , two pool tables inside . Previously called Lounge Bar .

Gentlemen ,

I am deeply saddened by the possible closure of a restaurant in Soi7 according to repeated reports by the recently emigrated Mr Stickman . The place is on your left some 50 meters into the soi and used to show a large signpost Thai Visa . I did occasionally take lunch at the property , usually supported by a free mango with sticky rice due to owner (?) Suzy´s good heart . During my last visit a North African gentleman appeared to be unable to pay checkbin because all his cash had already gone into the handbag of his overaged beauty from Beergarden who appeared to be strictly unwilling to release 220 Thai Baht to settle the bill . High class entertainment because all parties involved were yelling at each other except the beauty who did neither move nor say anything at all . The gentleman did leave the place for a few minutes and returned on a motorcycle taxi then actually yelling at the motorcycle pilot . Events like this are what I truely love the Kingdom for , I could add another few . I sometimes think I am attracting this kind of bizarre spectacles .

Could anybody confirm the place is finally gone or reopened under a different concept?

Mr Stick , hail to thee

The only oil I understand anything about is olive oil , although I wish to say that somebody paying somebody elso 1000 a day does certainly have a reason to do so . Possibly horrible work conditions , possibly a genius at work , possibly something else . Which means the man who receives it has either to offer something extraordinary or pay a high personal price .

Lumpini Park , the big thing in the background is the German embassy , been there .

Gentlemen ,

Mr Nasiadai´s sad findings hitting the Thai tourism industry at peak time I may add a thoughtful evaluation of how even without Nanaplaza sufficient results for single male travellers could be achieved by strictly using the following formula

It simply tells the traveller about fixed cost degression resulting in positive effects of scale under vertical diversification . I may expand :

Khun Pam (Lao ) from greater Soi18 area shows her strength in Thai massage , straight forward boom boom and does not snore .

Khun Pa ( Burma ) from greater Soi 4 area represents the stunner type of massage workers with a weakness in the boomboom sector but great to look at .

Khun Tik ( Udon Thani ) from greater Silom area is a unique massage talent , refuses any serious erotic proposals but is heavily disappointed if she does not receive any . Complex but enjoyable .

I was heavily mislead in the past by putting all eggs into one basket ( nice expression ) but see a bright future in outsourcing in an obviously globalised environment .

Respectfully

BuBi

As the recently emigrated Mr. stickman explained in his weekly many bars at Nanaplaza have been taken over by questionable subjects of white colour and the Hells Angels sort of businessmen . Maybe this is part of the problem .

Sadness befalls me when I read Mr Nasiadai´s analysis of how he spent 6000 Baht just for intoxicating himself . I may again offer the Bubi approved system of spending a nice evening in peace and resulting in true love , though temporary :

Oil massage 600 Baht

Go shoppping with madamoiselle 1000

Take dinner with mademoiselle 1500

Go hotel with mademoiselle ( maybe ) 2500

Grand total 5600

Any furthert comment would be superfluous .

Usually , gentlemen , the 2500 extra services would even cover a longtime rent as the magic presence of hansum Bubi usually creates lazyness supported by a flatscreen TV . And to release the final secret of the international nightlife industry : gentlemen with proper massage skills could expect extraordinary results even from a daughter of the Isaan who thinks she knows everything .

Over to you

London l not being Bangkok regarding the ways of finding justice at court it would be most informative to know the whole story including the " evidence in private " part of it .

Khun Jack , with all due respect .

Like in the Non-Euklidian geometry parallels cross in infinity , true love just being a matter of imagination it could as well be temporay . From December 5th til December 8th for example which is when I moved on in favour of a female operator based at Oscar Massage , Patpong district . Excellent results also here . You got to find them that´s all .

After proper analysis I tend to think Mr Richardson belongs like myself to a disappearing species of gentlemen whose erotic adventures apart from a decent boomboom here and there require elegance , style and true passion . All based on adequate renumeration of course . Since my tragic separation from lovely Nok I did in fact spend an awful lot of time finding true love on temporary basis and I was finally successful .

The secret is avoiding youbuymedinkpaybarfinetakeshowerblowjobboomboom areas in favour of semi-erotic places of the so called Thai massage type where I could identify 3 truely great associates , two of which I would even be willing to release coordinates of , although not in public . One of them during interview why she is working in this field did even answer because she likes boom boom with falangs . What an encouraging statement , our best wishes go out to Mr Richardson .