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The standard Chinese countryside toilet is a bare hole in the floor surrounded by mountains of shite . They don´t know it any better, nobody can blame them really . Although Chinese travellers tend to be a pest anyway whereever you go .

My temporary beergarden-love-of-a-lifetime from the city ok Kalasil (sp?) came from a dynasty of mushroom farmers . Or so she told me . Is this a good business at all ? Not that I wish to invest anything , just matter of interest .

I have been reading Stick´s site since it is existing . The man himself has been of precious assistance in some of my complex female projects in the kingdom , I consider his move as a great loss . As it has been said in the previous post , people living elsewhere might feel more attracted studying his site to stay in touch with the local feeling . I particularly always enjoyed the photos .

And even if they build another 300 condos or malls there is plenty left that makes BKK and Siam in general a great destination , I shall never stop coming along . The only thing that will never happen to me is living permanently in the kingdom , it will spoil the attraction .

More and more drivers seem to be refuse airportjobs using the meter . The 12 hours rental fee for a cab at least has been 980 BHT when I last time asked plus fuel . Then they receive 250 BHT and wait for hours in the queue to get back downtown . Isaan driver BuBi would certainly refuse an airport passenger for microeconomical reasons , better go dink beer Singha at Beergarden Soi 7 and meet nai ledy happy hour .

Are Soi 7 Beergarden and Soi 4 Naughty Girls Bar " legally registered entertainment venues" ?? I desperately hope so .

Sudarat (BuBi's friend),

I don't know if it was him but the greatest blessing in later human history is that they seem to have removed all the vendors from the sidewalk at Suk at daytime . As much as I like them at nighttime .

Instead of getting engaged into major activities like ‘Return the Happiness to the People,’ quality tourist BiBi would already be satisfied if they reestablish access to taxis from departure level .

Redshirt political officer , Thonglor cell

 

Surely this cannot be true .....

Redshirt political officer , Thonglor cell

In my latest and current spiritual home , the Soi 7 Beergarden , about 2000 Baht seem to be the going rate for short time . Could a local resident be so kind to put this into perspective against a metered 250 plus tollway from the airport downtown . It is only theoretical , I do not like shorttime due to lack of elegance and romance .

Flash , as a glowing supporter of the Shinawatra empire you might be able to explain what happened to a former minister of public health , her name Sudarat something . We met several times both in pyjamas although in public Indian airspace .

I am perfectly prepared for further in depth investigative questioning from Bangrak 7/11 senior executives ; I would for example explain the uniform as police general moved to inactive post in the Bavarian mountains following confusion due to corruption issues . I do have 2 simcards by the way , is the Thai National SIMcard Registration Authority able to handle such case ?

I do personally think that after tecnical difficulties registering the first 200 cards the idea would silently be buried .

 

 

The Euro nose-dived against the dollar the moment the announcement came out.

Whis is what they wanted to happen . The export industry is jumping with joy , BuBi is sad . Side effect is that purchasing in China needs more attention , more and more products are too expensive now if you consider unreliability and quality issues .

Ninety million folks queueing in front of the 7/11s and the Krungthep Bank . 90.000.000 plus Bubi . My confidence as a naive non-resident in the Thai administration procedures ist endless but would sister Ploen in the Bangrak 7/11 understand if I present my grandfather`s registration book of the Wehrmacht WWII , East Prussia air defense battallion and say it`s my passport ?

For me, actually I don't care much - I'm one of those assholes who comes in from a pretty good overseas gig with RnR, for a few days of wild abandon, throws my baht around like a jackass, then heads back out ......

YimSiam

I proudly join your jackass concept ; I may repeat for the 10.000 th time : if you like it somewhere don't move there for ever .

Just a thought: why not change the name back to Nana Plaza .....?

Which is what I personally have been dreaming of since Thai360 was born .

Coss , I was principally prepared to say something extraordinarily intelligent in response but I forgot what it was . I promise to try again tomorrow .

Amendmend :

For those gentlemen currently preparing lengthy reports about their most recent dates with ladyboys I may further specify : pre op only please .

Gentlemen ,

awfully sorry about polluting this fine board with meaningless posts these days but it is important . Researching all possibilities of finding the temporary love of my life I realise I did not try escorts and ladyboys so far . Is there any recommendation available from here ; resident boardmembers should have had several affairs with ladyboys under purely statistical aspects . Stickman says he is not "into" ladyboys in general . Which is all I know so far , honestly .

Ref escorts I am totally confused as some of the charge 6000 for overnight services ( which I prefer) , others want 16.600 for an overnighter or alternatively 9500 for 3 hours " intense date " . I am lost . Basically i am after an elderly woman with excellent presentation who does not trouble me with discos , smartphone and desire to build a house . I developed an allergy against the latter in particular .

Over to you .

I found this here by the way : a cooperative , socially acceptable and innovative .

Your high class holiday companion.

Thailand only Cooperative of Independent Escorts

Gentlemen , I am extremely saddend that my favorite base in Soi 4 so far has not even been mentioned once . It is the Naughty Girls Bar , final destination before retirement for Siam´s finest . Average weight of employees should be located around 70 kgs net displacement , toilet locking system broken since 2012 , drink pricing system a mystery . The property offers a miniaturised veranda outside offering space for only one person and thus keeps women away although the house always charging 50 Baht for " Lady " . A truely great place which is highly recommended and I wish this to be rated as a true insider´s tip which so far did not make it into the Lonely Planet . ( To my best knowledge ) .

I have used Suvanabumi 10 times ( 5 in 5 out ) last year and even if somebody would pay me 500 Baht if I could find anything to complain about : I couldn't . Except that I cannot spell the name right and that they closed the access to the taxis at departure . You find the occasional driver insisting on 500 Baht downtown but if you suggest he drives round the airport back to the taxi pickup this problem solves itself automatically so to say . Khun Koki Aki should try Dubai or Abu Dhabi at peak time and he would praise Suvanpumm .

“When passengers ask for information, staff just keep playing with their smartphones,†he said.

I belong to the sort of people whose fuse immediately blows when I try to talk to somebody who then keeps on staring at his smartphone ; i may officially confirm that I did never ever have this sort of experience at the airport . But then I cannot remember that I ever tried to talk to somebody there .

Apart from this I find Thailand great anyway ; Khun Aki should spend more time in the Beergarden , plenty of people will try to talk to him . Smartphone no promprem .

Why should a basically unscrupulous population stop at selling poisoned food , is there anything worse than selling potentially lethal milk powder ?

Looking at the Far East I am currently disorientated as far as it concerns women . I do therefore fully sympathize with Nasiadai and support the concept of falling in love with the next best gogo dancer offering a reasonable barfine and firm breasts . Although if the latter is of priority concern I may recommend considering ladyboys as well .

Looking for good Thai girls is pointless as there aren´t any which I will elaborate on later this very day when I find the time . I have tried and failed , but maybe there are better sources than Soi 7/1 . Your suggestions are always welcome .

 

I am in Pattaya now.

Many regards from the very special beach resort.

Live from Pattaya

 

 

Herr Nasiadai ,

I think you big butterfly . Just having broken No. 25´s heart probably by refusing to build her a decent property you now seem to keep on chasing women at the beach . Somebody will tell 25 .

 

 

"Dogs seem to know when it is coming."

 

Agree.

When I came home from China last year March after 2 weeks absence she died within 2 hours or so. You guessed she was waiting for me ; I tend to agree . I got a wonderful new one in the meantime but I still feel the pain .

Wild Alaska?

Or aloha_sez_hawaii doing 60.000 posts til next Monday

I am in tears . A piece for the hall of fame .