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Palatkik

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  1. It'll affect those already on extensions as they need finance proof every extension.
  2. Fahrenheit 451 [2018] Made for TV modern glossy remake of the Bradbury classic, runs a little fast and dumbed down - a contender for a TV series perhaps? Worth a quick look at least.
  3. Leave No Trace [2018] One of the best movies of the year that I've seen now out on Bluray download, a sublime story of a father fighting his demons and daughter living away from the grid in the Oregan rain forests, superbly acted all around.
  4. Mission: Impossible - Fallout [2018] An almost perfectly made summer blockbuster action flick that delivers exactly as one might expect of this genre, so no complaints about that. Available with Korean hard coded subs in HD download now.
  5. “Wife heavily pregnant, he [Alastair Cook] just comes out and delivers” EBONY RAINFORD-BRENT Radio 4
  6. Google Pizza CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza? GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza. CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry. GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month. CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza. GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir? CALLER: My usual? You know me? GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust. CALLER: OK! That’s what I want … GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust? CALLER: What? I detest vegetable!. GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir. CALLER: How the hell do you know?! GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years. CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol. GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago. CALLER: I bought more from another drugstore. GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement. CALLER: I paid in cash. GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement. CALLER: I have other sources of cash. GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law. CALLER: WHAT THE HELL?!!! GOOGLE: I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you. CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago…
  7. Golden Oldies revisited: Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding day which got increasingly tighter & tighter as the event went on. That night after the festivities were finally over, she & Charles had retired back to their room. Camilla flopped on the bed and said "Please remove my shoes darling. One's feet are killing me". Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigor......but it would not budge. "Harder" yelled Camilla. "Harder?" Charles yelled back, "I'm trying darling ! But it's just so bloody tight !" "Come on give it all you've got" she cried. Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla exclaimed, "There ! Oh God, that feels so good." In their bedroom next door the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said, "See I told you she was still a virgin with a face like that!" Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove the other shoe when he cried out, "Oh god, darling this ones even tighter". At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen, "That's my boy, once a navy man.........always a navy man!"
  8. be warned you won't be able to un see this...
  9. Pop Aye [2017] Low key Thai road trip tragicomedy of a property developer who buys an elephant he recognizes on the streets of Bangkok and returns together to their roots in Loie province. One of the better Thai movies of late available online now.
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