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Palatkik

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  1. Steve Jobs [2015] Good theatrical piece that is better than the earlier jOBS [2013] as it keeps the viewer interested in an otherwise rather dull subject of Apple computers that one (like me) might have no interest in whatsoever.
  2. Hail, Caesar! [2016] This is a slog through 100 minutes of self indulgence, that's time you'll wish was spent doing something else.
  3. Room [2015] Mesmerizing well made movie covers a topical subject albeit fictional of kidnapping, imprisonment and what happens on the outside. One of the better movies I've seen.
  4. Snowden [2016] Quite enjoyed this political thriller, even though it follows straight on from the documentary CitizenFour which is better still.
  5. Far from the Madding Crowd (2015) Commendable adaptation but the 1967 version edges it for me.
  6. Ex Machina [2014] Only just got around to watching this. Excellent. Or as the lead character Nathan says at the end "F%cking unreal",
  7. Captain Fantastic [2016] ..available online now, very enjoyable and vibrant family drama.
  8. American Pastoral [2016] ..available in HD download/streaming format now. Crime drama painful book adaptation . Ewan best not give up his day job.
  9. Arrival [2016] ...out in HD download format... didn't really hit the mark for me but a fair effort..
  10. Hacksaw Ridge [2016] out in HD download. An interesting story ruined by a corny production that will give Tropic Thunder a run for its money.
  11. Lion (2016) How to do interesting things with Google Earth. Worth a look, in HD download now.
  12. Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence [2015] American Honey [2016] The first odd and second overly long film on torrents to leave one wondering if one will ever get that time after watching these. The answer of course no.
  13. Taylor Swift has about 500 songs about guys leaving her and zero songs about blow jobs. See where I'm going with this?
  14. A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, "MALE & FEMALE" procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.' MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. FEMALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of check book. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Re-dial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake.
  15. His missus packed his bags, and as he walked out the front door. She screamed: "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" He replied: "Oh, so now you want me to stay???â€
  16. Manchester By The Sea [2016] has a good 720p HD download out now, good movie.
  17. News just in, oceanographers have recorded dolphins having conversations in their own dolphin language. They'd been trying for ages then suddenly it just clicked.
  18. News just in, oceanographers have recorded dolphins having conversations in their own dolphin language. They'd been trying for ages then suddenly it just clicked.
  19. I, Daniel Blake [2016] Same standard as directors earlier work "Kes".
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