My Penis is hungry

Too funny!

 

<<“Okay, you can call [GrabBike], but we’ll chase them away like this. If there’s an emergency, who would help you? Will you call GrabBike? … like if some men come to rob you or something,†the motorbike taxi driver said in the video clip.>>

Err, like when my taxi driver is being assaulted? I should call you?

Well, mate, ignoring tides obviously, logically it would make you think that all the oceans be one pond, but they aren't, the Pacific is 20cm higher than the Atlantic, it's less salty too, so I'm seeing more denial than bullshit. Both which flow through Egypt.

Maybe throw in a bit of arrogance and the fact Sydney is becoming a melting pot of foreign culture may have something to do with it as well.

 

Becoming? Mate it's been a melting pot for a loooong time, ever since those white bastards showed up

Wifi is just wifi, with perhaps the last syllable pronounced a bit longer.

 

Unless you're in Tahiti and I suspect France, then it's WeeFeeee

 

Which confustigated me completely

What a fucking idiot!!!!!!

He was quoted as saying: “They are tourists. We don’t want to [press charges] at this moment because we haven't negotiated a decent sized bribe yet.â€

 

And how often does the Coward Punch happen in Australia? Almost daily it seems

 

Here's a nice example of the classic Thai coward punch

http://www.break.com...kok-bar-1211640

Australia remembers well the disaster, hence ANZAC day

I'm not giving you head but thanks for asking

So relaxed one of the party woke up in Laos thinking they was still in Thailand

I bet he gave great head!

Wonderful English from Around the World

 

In a Bangkok Temple:

IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

 

Cocktail lounge, Norway:

LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

 

Doctor's office, Rome:

SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

 

Dry Cleaners, Bangkok:

DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

 

In a Nairobi restaurant:

CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

 

On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi:

TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

 

On a poster at Kencom Nairobi:

ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.

 

In a City restaurant:

OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

 

In a Cemetery:

PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

 

On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:

OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

 

Hotel, Japan:

YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

 

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:

GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

 

In a Tokyo Bar:

SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

 

Hotel, Yugoslavia:

THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE, IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

 

In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery:

YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET

COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.

 

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:

IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE

OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE

TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

 

Hotel, Zurich:

BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX

IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS

PURPOSE.

 

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:

WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

 

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:

WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

 

A Laundry in Rome:

LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

 

And finally the all-time classic:

 

Seen in Abu Dhabi in a Souk shop window:

 

IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE…

I do like that, I used to get called Fatty Boom Boom oddly

OMG! Friend of mine, travelling and missed this, great man, we both worked on the fringe of the Labor Party, he was never a member, at one stage I was about to start a newspaper with him, but got sent to Taiwan instead. Had many many great nights with him. Great sense of humour. He hated Bronwyn with a passion. Dam we had fun together.

The Box Under Bill & Hillary's Bed.....

 

When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."

 

In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside.

 

In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $8,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents.

 

That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?"

 

Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth.

Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."

 

Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However, since you are addicted to sex I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem."

 

Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace.

 

A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money

in the box?"

 

Bill answered: "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."

I had to look up how to spell Jalan Rumlee, and found an article describing "Cheese Massage", you ge covered in cheese and the girl licks it off,

 

I can think of nothing worse!!!

There are some pretty good bars with ladies from a large variety of nations, many from africa, some very cute, at the area with Beach Club, havana Club, Rum Club etc.

 

Best areas are Changkat Bulkit Bintang, and Jalan Rumlee

 

Prices getting cheaper, competition is good.

I watched all the british series of "Doctor in the House etc etc"

 

Great series, and even a nipple in the first series.

 

I miss the old british humour

Watching all the Jackass movies with my son,

 

He loves them all,

 

Bit of a worry as he's a mad skateboarder, and wants to be a stuntman.

FBI has always been able to crack the Apple 5, they did so in another USA case, do a search for "Djibo Case".

 

What people misunderstand is the FBI asked Apple to make a piece of software so that the FBI could always crack any Apple, without Apples consent.

 

Do note, that Apple, Google, Yahoo have ALL complied in the past with Court Orders, and provided assistance. The reason for Apples refusal was being ordered to make software to always crack Apple, which they felt (rightly) could eventually escape into the more public domain.

 

Few people remember that "TOR" was originally developed by USA Navy, and then "somehow" went into public domain.

not old, I thought her older honestly, always cute and giggly

I would second Jing-Joe Pizza! And the owner will point you in the right direction for whatever you're looking for as well as provide VERY nice rooms to rent

Test fail or test win?

Very poor lighting

Never spend longer than 7 years in one city