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  1. 60, quite a speciality 60
  2. I was recently in a laid back pub in rural Thailand with a group of expats. They all wanted to know who had lived here the longest, who was married the longest, why the Muslims had stolen their country, complian complain complain. Universally they had multiple failed farang marriages and after 2 - 4 years failed Thai marriages As my mate observed Maybe the women weren't the problem . . .
  3. Beer Laos. Love it
  4. Markets in Brisbane have very authentic Thai Street Food. Even sticky rice in bamboo which I find very hard to get. Monks, pretty Thai girls, and great food.
  5. The Guest Curator: Operating in the Kingdom’s Exclusive Shadows An Interview with Tony, The African American Bull Navigating the Discreet World of Bangkok’s Elite By Dave Johnson - BKK Sexpat I met Tony in the rarefied air of Bangkok, a man whose physical presence—powerful, disciplined, and undeniably exotic—is the central currency of his highly specialized service. He is an African American expatriate who spent over a decade in Japan before migrating his unique expertise to the Kingdom of Thailand. His clientele are not tourists; they are high-status Thai couples, the nation’s professional and political elite, seeking carefully managed discretion for their deepest desires. Who is The Guest Curator? I’m Tony. I’m a 42-year-old African-American who has been based in Southeast Asia for about 11 years now, having successfully navigated the cultural shift from Osaka to the electric chaos of Bangkok. My life here is one of carefully constructed contrasts: I maintain a respectable professional cover while managing a world that operates strictly in the shadows. Three years ago, I married a local school principal. While the prestige of her profession is highly valued in Thai society , adapting to the expectations of a traditional marriage has been, as in any cross-cultural union, complex. The biggest personal rupture came in 2020. My wife, in a moment of candid honesty, confessed a total lack of sexual desire, stating that my size was "too big" for her. (The irony is never lost on me: the persistent, exaggerated myth of the BBC that precedes me across continents often clashes with reality.) This confession was blindsiding. Before marriage, I had stressed how fundamental sexual connection was to me. I attempted to introduce techniques I had studied—like Japanese Shibari (rope bondage) —using the delicate, slow precision required. She found it was "not for her," unwilling to explore the unconventional path. To her credit, she acknowledged the cultural pressure she felt, having heard stories about Black men wanting “Olympic Level” sex. However, we agreed that divorce was not an option. Instead, she offered a profound, culturally unique solution: a dispensation. If I sought pleasure elsewhere, she did not want to know about it, and while she would be upset if she found out, she would not seek to ruin our life together. How did you get into doing what you do in the Kingdom? After the pandemic, I was eager to find a creative outlet to release sexual tension and energy. The structured, subtle kink scene that exists beneath the surface in Bangkok offered that space. I learned quickly that the Japanese model of a semi-public "Happening Bar" (kappuru kissa) is not viable here; Thailand’s laws are hostile toward organized swinging or group sex. Instead, the network operates through highly encrypted, private "link groups" and word-of-mouth. I was introduced to a facilitator—a person who runs a closed, invitation-only “Circle.” I came to understand that I was being vetted for a hyper-exclusive service that required absolute discretion. My first operational call came through a couple who were regular attendees of this Wong Khru Yai—The Master’s Circle—the coded name for the bespoke events. An hour later, I was on my way to a discrete location. That night, I was having sex with a beautiful Thai woman while her cuckold husband watched, fulfilling a fantasy that Thai society officially forbids. As The Guest Curator, what do you offer couples that others can’t? The main thing I offer, especially to high-net-worth Thai couples, is security. When they share their stories, the common theme is the immense legal and political risk associated with local entanglements. They are paying for a completely secure, controlled environment, often in a high-walled luxury pool villa in a discreet location like Hua Hin. Risk Mitigation: Finding men online is a huge gamble, and the high-status nature of my clients—many of whom are government-linked or prominent business leaders —means they cannot afford exposure. They are paying a premium to a foreign facilitator who can provide transnational operational security. The Visa Hazard: I’ve heard stories, similar to one in Japan, where a foreign partner used the relationship to seek financial sponsorship or visa protection. That destroys the dynamic and creates political vulnerability. I am professionally stable in Bangkok, and my role is strictly non-intrusive. The Renewal Certification: My health protocols are non-negotiable. I take the Renewal Certification (full STD panels) five times a year—far beyond standard recommendations. This traceable, professional diligence minimizes operational risk, which is paramount in a city where common STDs like chlamydia and syphilis are prevalent. Ultimately, I am offering them the opportunity to fulfill a sexual fantasy that doesn’t carry the worry of career ruin or public choo (adulteress) stigma for the wife. What’s exciting about it? Why do you do it? What remains most exciting is the anticipation of being contacted for an impromptu Curated Immersion. Because I don’t know when or where I’ll be summoned, I maintain a strict regime. This isn’t just about looking good; it’s about endurance. I adhere to a healthy diet and rigorous exercise, maintaining an athletic shape to ensure peak performance. Since my marriage is sexually platonic, this lifestyle fulfills a deep desire for connection and allows me to be genuinely appreciated for the years I spent becoming a powerful lover. Now, I’ve decided to share some of my experiences through an amateur adult content site, which adds a new layer of exploration in writing and filming. However, this must be executed with extreme caution. Thailand has “hard line” laws regarding pornography and distribution , so all content creation and hosting must be done outside the jurisdiction of the Thai courts to prevent any legal consequences in the Kingdom. What’s your best experience? My best experience was during a secure, private event—a “Curated Immersion”—that took place at a private pool villa near Hua Hin. The ratio of men to women was lopsided, suggesting a difficult night, but I was fortunate. A prominent Thai man arrived with two women who couldn’t have been more different. One was shy and stayed close to him. The other was stunning and profoundly confident, assessing the room as if she were shopping for an accessory. I spoke with the husband first—a critical step to understanding their dynamic. He was older and admitted to having performance issues, while his wife had a high sex drive. Soon after, the confident wife invited me to play while the other two watched. I had never encountered a woman with such unrestrained passion. Given the intense social suppression of female sexuality in Thai culture , her hunger was utterly shocking and electrifying. We were completely in sync. She narrated the action in Thai to the others watching, frequently interrupted by climax. It was such a phenomenal thrill that I begged for another session. Unfortunately, no contact information was allowed—a house rule for such high-stakes discretion. They mentioned other high-end events and “play vacations,” reinforcing that this lifestyle is only accessible to those with immense wealth. To this day, I wonder about her and hope that dynamic can be recaptured. Are there any risks? The risks involved are plentiful, but for my clients and me, the biggest is the protection of identity. The couples I service all share the same priority: they've worked meticulously to build their careers and cannot risk having their "vanilla" life exposed. For Thai officials and high-ranking figures, personal scandal involving group sex or cuckolding is a political vulnerability that can lead to instant ruin. There is also the risk of internal conflict. Early in my career, there was an incident where the husband became aggressive with instructions on how to touch his wife. They ended up having a shouting match while she was bent over the back of the couch. I’m not sure if that was part of their specific kink, or if it was the husband attempting to reassert control in an experience he consciously permitted but felt he was losing a grasp on. What advice would you have for foreign guys who want to be a bull for Thai couples? My advice is simple: Know the sex culture in Thailand before posting anything. Don't arrive with the "free sex" foreign fantasy; that mindset is outdated. You need to look at yourself as The Guest Curator, not just a man looking for a hook-up. Change your mindset from "hunting" to "networking." Once you view yourself as The Goal, your entire approach shifts. You don’t get frustrated with rejection. Next, you must know your abilities. You are expected to deliver world-class performance. Practice exercises that ensure you can stay hard and go the distance. Energy drinks won't replace discipline. Finally, in this lifestyle, understand you are an accessory to someone's primary relationship, the Wong Khru Yai. You are not the star. The spotlight belongs to the couple's fantasy. And remember: never film anything while you are in Thailand. Censorship and defamation laws are strict. You are selling discretion; do not compromise it for content. Where can people find you online? People can find me on X.
  6. I don't believe the King was drinking in Soi 4
  7. Oddly i went to fancy dress party and my mate who managed rock bands dressed as Ace Frehy the Saturday before he died by pure chance. Even gave a short speech about Kiss.
  8. Google first trialled smart glasses 10/15 years ago and realised it was a privacy nightmare Zuckerberg doesn't care
  9. The social media was banned because they wouldn't employ one person locally to handle complaints. That was it, just hire 1 person so when accounts get hacked etc there is a local person people can contact But the big lads didn't want to spend the money
  10. I love it Of to get platters of Afghan food Monday night
  11. Meanwhile in Oz, fly to Mt Isa and it's over $1000 return And no lounges Nuts
  12. VietJet has been flying Australia to Vietnam lie flat box class for $2000 return. A few hundred more and you get the HCMC to BKK return Qantas $1800 for regular economy Oz to BKK until recently I know what I prefer. Even Sillypore Air which is excellent airline is sub $800 return
  13. One of our boxers was a regular sparing partner of Aussie Joe Brugner, has nothing but good words about the mna and that was before he passed. Was a great boxer, good bloke, sorely missed in Queensland & Australia. I have some nice pics of him.
  14. Malcolm Jamal Warner who played Bill Cosby’s son on “The Cosby Show… He couldn't have been too old
  15. Story Bridge Hotel. Excellent and still excellent. No need for a roof over parts of it.
  16. They seem fixated on the Ferris Wheel They passed my boat under the bridge.
  17. Plan should be have something to do you enjoy. It's not the $'s while important, it's how you spend your day. A mate and I both retired almost exactly the same time. He's a multi millionaire, I'm on a pension. He constantly calls me looking for something do. I'm busy, flat out actually, run a sports program for First Nations, unemployed, and up and coming athletes and professional athletes. Loving it, and actually making (GASP) some $'s totally unplanned. But it's being able to do something that's important. $'s important but not as much and being bored.
  18. So here is where the Thais in Oz live With the exception of Haymarket I'm not sure there is a direct correlation to good food or happy endings
  19. I always use the Thai side entry if travelling with wife, and exit if leaving
  20. For the amount of work done, and I assume troubles fixed, it's pretty good value.
  21. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIj0JjMzdzL/?igsh=YjF6dmtnZHRvdHJl
  22. Repost from Facebook, not mine don't know the owner but newlar us, seems a great deal 🔥 Price now reduced to 3,000,000B from 3,900,000B 🔥 Viewings this week!!! Awesome Buy!!! Home & Farm For Sale in Nong Bua Lamphu 🏠 🏡 Self-Sufficient Home & Farm for Sale – Non Sang, Nong Bua Lamphu 39140 A rare opportunity to own a fully self-sufficient property in the main amphur town of Non Sang—perfect for retirement, sustainable living, or running a home-based business. 🌿 Property Highlights: ✅ 3-Bedroom, 2-Bathroom Home – Spacious and recently repainted (150,000 THB investment). ✅ Self-Sufficient Living – 3.6kVA on-grid solar system (10 panels) and bore well—enjoy zero electricity and water bills while still being connected to the mains supply. ✅ Flexible Layout: Upstairs: 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom. Downstairs: 1 bedroom, large living room, spacious kitchen, main bathroom, and laundry area. ✅ Outdoor Living Spaces – Multiple seating areas around the farm for relaxation. ✅ Secure 2-Rai Property – Fully fenced for privacy and safety, including a 16-camera CCTV system with full-color night vision. All walls and fencing fully repainted ✅ 2 Stocked Ponds – Home to yabbies, prawns, edible snails, and paku fish., f ✅ Red Bird Channote – Clear title deed, ready for transfer. 💼 Business Potential: ✅ Café & Restaurant – Fully equipped café with cookers, fryers, fridges, crockery (worth 10k THB), and customer restrooms—ready to reopen. ✅ 40x16m Greenhouse – Previously used for cannabis; ideal for hydroponics, vegetables, coffee, or other crops. ✅ Tools & Equipment – Option to include furniture, aircons, TVs, ovens, fans, hand/power tools, and more. 📍 Prime Location: ✔ Located in Non Sang Amphur town with easy access to all provincial services. ✔ Peaceful setting – Only one foreign neighbor (250m away), and the nearest village is 500m. All concrete ✔ Convenient travel to nearby cities: Located 100m off main 2146 road between Khon Kaen and Nong Bua Lamphu, very close to Ubonratana dam and skywalk. Nong Bua Lamphu – 45km Udon Thani – 65km Khon Kaen – 50km Ubonrat National Park & Golf Course – 10 mins To view please contact 🙂 Phennapha Watson The Big Fish Little Fish Company 🐟 0618325431 📞 #Business #Opportunity #Home #Cafe #Farm #FishFarm #HomeStay #Restaurant #Finance #Thailand #Property #ForSale #Resort #NongBuaLamphu — feeling excited.
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