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  1. While I question the wisdom of her doing that, more than enough cars in Thailand, everyone I know got their rebate. Do you have a link to substantiate your claim that more than 50% didn't get the rebate?

     

    What about the folks who bought into Yingluck's first time buy plan, expending a big cash rebate ... which most of them never got?

  2. Simple if it is a postie and looks like a real woman it comes down to the Blow Job. If "She" gives mind blowing head its a Postie. (As my friends have told me)

     

    I once had a girl, who quite honestly had only a few boyfriends before me, kneel down in front of me, give me the most amazing mind blowing head job ever, she looked up, gargled, then slurped it down say "I like to savour the taste"

     

    I proposed marriage on the spot, sadly she accepted.

     

    Give only weeks before her blow jobs had been very average I asked what the change?

     

    She went and spent the weekend with her best friend, a Mormon no less! And the two of them sat down and watched head blowing porn for 6 hours, practicing on god knows what,

     

    Mormons husband was equally blown away.

     

    Given she now has babies, I know she's not a tranny!

  3. I've always prided myself on always being able to pick a ladyboy, but let's be very honest, if she's cut, and you never picked it, how could you claim you've always picked them 100% accuracy.

     

    Truth is we don't know if we've been fooled, unless it's like that poor bastard I saw walking down Suk one day, he looked like the short bald bloke on Brit TV comedy shows, "She" was 6 foot 2, and had a morning shadow, poor bugger.

     

    I've noticed the best looking ladyboys all seem to end up in Singapore and other places. I've seen some there, that I only picked once they wai' ghed me!

  4. <<The doctor was told Rizalman was stressed at work and was no longer playing football.>>

     

    <<Mr Burston asked if it was during that period that Rizalman had an "emergency defecation".>>

     

    <<Mr Burston then asked if Rizalman asked one of the women for a drink after work.

     

    "Maybe," Rizalman replied.>>

     

    Wow!

     

    I think I want to see the movie, who's that nut job from the Transformers? some Arab name? He could play Rizalman

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