My Penis is hungry

Yes! Proudly so!

When I was at school, the High Schools all seemed to have developed a fetish for very short skirts, 

A girlfriend of mine was technically obscene by the time we went out together at 17, her school skirt was bought when she was in grade 8 and she never needed to replace it, so it just got shorter and shorter, 

By some school rule, they couldn't make her replace it, 

It's mind boggling to think back now, 

I blame horse racing of course and Twiggy for all this, 

Women don't do the tounge thing apparently 

I was thinking some PNG folk had moved to Cambodia 

Ahhh I loved her influence.

"Expat" was in the word along with his name. That was his account on a few boards 

I haven't seen many Hakas ending in tounge sucking

Ok, I thought bust meant he was posting after he died

Ghost? 

I was in touch while he was back in USA and with the locals who had been mates of his

He had a fall, and basically everything deteriorated from that moment, dying not long after.

Well, I wouldn't mind, but then I am Traveler decent, though my mum prefers to say Gypsy herself. 

Bangkok to Udon I must have driven 100 times over 20 years. 

It's a very good road, lots of great and I mean great service station stops for food and fuel.

I can talk all the way and get data all the way 

Oz once you leave the big towns you only get one mo ile operator, Telstra, I use Optus and often can't get a signal. 

NZ used to be worse but the government has a program where they force the mobile operators to work together sharing towers and service

Oz? Nope

Yeah my cousin sort of knew I was coming, but it was all at the last minute.

Today I am in Rocky, I was supposed to be in Airlie Beach but changed directions last minute.

I was in the bush before thatoz roads better?

No, that Udon Bangkok is 3-5 lanes wide

Our national highways still in part shrinks to single lanes, 

Me?

Last weekend I drove 500 km to visit my cousin for 3 hours then drove back home

Tomorrow I'll stat a little trip, over 4 days I expect to clock up 2500 - 3500 km, not even sure where I'll drive

Wonder what Kim was doing?

Or the Bee Gees I think, they also went to a tropical island, Coochimudlow, which if you think about the name implies that it is in fact a mud flats island, good for mud crabs though, not a tropical paradise

Dave Allen was huge in Oz, you have to remember in the 70's/80's we still had huge UK immigration, plus we was tied very tight to mother England, so a pissed Irishman was a natural for Oz 

Hasn't been any good Aussie humour for a long time, 

Kiwi's do have some funny TV shows, I liked the one about the vampires, and also the one about the school teachers

I like all the british humour mostly, 

Dave Allen was wonderful, but I also loved Benny Hill, 2 Ronnies and the hardware skit is one fo the best ever, 

American humour I think I place after Russian

Is there any Riussian humour?

I've seen some good Russin Sci Fi movies

Sputnik is a good one, look it up

Thats brialliant!

Mekong?

My sister still introduces me as her baby brother

Still treats me as one too 

hahahahaha

The is a friend of ours called "Shit Dick" who's name stuck because he met a young lady, took her to a short time room, and unfortunately she must have eaten at the same place as Coss as the particular sexual activity he attempted resulted in Shit Dick

That photo seems to be from another bar Coss???

Having worked across 17 countries in the Pacific I'd have to say

Tahiti - number 1, it's the little bit of Asian that's slimmed them down, 

Cooks number 2

You do have that Ferrari logo!

5 hours ago, buffalo_bill said:

The new Scottish chief  possibly looks to be a guy whose name is Humza Yousaf. I got a feeling the next move might be  King Murat or Queen Fatma.

As a 10 year old in Edinburgh, I remember meeting one of my dad's best mates, a Sihk, full turban etc and a thick Scots accent

I was a tad stunned

He'd have great grand kids by now

Kleo

Kleo is a bat shit crazy unofficial assassin' from East Germany "Stasi" who got sent to jail by the Stasi after a successful hit in West Germany. There she picks a fight and looses her baby,  (she would have made a lovely parent)

Unfortunately to everyone involved in sending her to prison, the wall comes down and she gets freed and then starts knocking off everyone who had anything to do with sending her to jail, she was innocent!  (well, apart from killing lots of people, )

Interesting for me as I was around that area and similar age as many in the series,

Interesting take on the West/East German re-unification, which must have been bloody hard to manage.

Nice to see early trance and dance music get a big profile, plus some obscure European bands, 

THATS GOLD!!!!!

I used to love The Straits Times, was a good rag, 

I notice a very serious news article, 

https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/131591674/how-the-price-of-mcdonalds-in-new-zealand-compares-with-the-rest-of-the-world?cx_testId=3&cx_testVariant=cx_1&cx_artPos=0#cxrecs_s

You pay more for Maccas than we do!

I've given up typing on my mobile and expecting coherent text, 

I think a mix of fat fingers, illiteracy, and a kinky setting to my spillcheck