My Penis is hungry

Please stop as this thread is making me feel inadequate!

My penis is 4 1/2 inches long! I don't have room to write much more than "Steve" on it.

With Thailand's great Engrish, I can see the logic behind using a porn star on the Maths book, at least they know how to cunt numbers now.

Kosher Butter? Milked from Kosher New York Princess?

Can I use a sharman to bless the salt? Far more fun as it involves naked nymphs

There I just add a selfie I took this morning

Isn't that Old Hippy?

Of course we'd use Kosher Salt, it's so common here, having no idea what it is other than kosher, is it different in any other way to regular salt?

I've had two of those, both eventually died on me, quite pissed off I was

Correct, really, they are not allowed to tell you when the "Big Boys" ask, NSA etc, once they ask, Apple can't tell you anything, so they can print anything they like here, but read the fine print.

555

SO they refused to give DNA. and nothing done? Hmmm, who are they connected too?

it could be worse, Singapore swim team

Clark KEnt works on a boat? He left the newspaper business eh?

<<Pretty much looks like they've got the perp, the Brit they suspected immediately - Christopher Alan Ware. A jealous dumped boyfriend?>>

<<Thai police admit they are struggling to find the killers of two British tourists, after it emerged crime scene DNA did not match that of any suspect.>>

So which is it?

Maybe best not to "Ass u me"

Seriously, that is a lot of, hmmmm, Tony Blair???? I can't find a link to Bernard Oliver staying with the Krays,, nor much else to substantiate the claims,

Excellent!

Sorry, I don't speak Belgium

Hi,

Romantic dinner in the village.

Bon Appetite

Can anyone say Michael Yon is a twat?

This guys does Eggs really interestingly

Go to the pacific islands

No more Hookers in Bars? THat's not very HAPPY of the NCPO is it?

Flash <<Hitler's nephew's sons are still alive,>> I didn't know that till I looked it up today, fascinating Hitlers nephew fought in the USA Navy in WW2, and Hitlers dad lived in England and shacked up with a Irish bird!

Seen that bike at a show in Pattaya

Kilt girls rock - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG0U30Xbqyc