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My Penis is hungry

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  1. Flash - I qualify for the retirement visa in Thailand as it's accepted to provide an embassy issued Stat Dec, stating how much you earn or have in savings. The Australian Embassy doesn't care what you write down, all a Stat Dec is the Embassy saw you write it down, it's not "proof" of funds or any of the information you write. However Thailand doesn't seem to notice that so I always wonder who would leave 800K in a bank, when a stat dec from a friendly embassy does the same trick.

     

    I'm speaking on experience as the local place that does my Visa would love to issue me a retirement VIsa, and keep offering me, as they are allowed too, however I only want a marriage visa, as I work, so that needs to go to another office to process.

  2. Having enjoyed the delights of assorted Filipinas these last couple of years I can heartily testify this is a thing.

     

    After a while you learn to spot the ones who do, usually by the odd expression and the curious gait.

     

     

    hahhahahahaha - that is wonderful, I'm going to look for that on next trip,

     

    "excuse me miss, I notice you walk with a curious gait, have you ever experienced the three knot rope?"

  3. Scottish Independence

     

    If Scotland gains its independence in the next possible referendum, the remainder of the United Kingdom will be known as the "Former United Kingdom", or FUK.

     

    In a bid to discourage the Scots from voting "Yes" in this referendum, Theresa May will campaign with the slogan "Vote NO, for FUK's sake."

     

    She feels Scottish voters will be able to relate to this.

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