My Penis is hungry

Foiling? Is that like Cavfefe?

So this has become a catermeran racing?

If the shoe fits

So she was 16 at the time? I'd think that's more of a worry for Trump than the size of his willy

I watched the latest Pirates movie, could be subtitled "Sponsored by Australian Government so some locals get hired" pretty poor imitation of the first ones. Pirate fans will watch it, but everyone is showing their age.

Jewish version uses bagels

A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in

Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where

they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet

at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive.

The food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they

should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at

Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they

could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good

value for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should

meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at

Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair

accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should

meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at

Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before

Must try. I think I may in Japan though

I took a duplex at S31 I think, it has a pool with a glass wall. Great for photography except it's in front of reception

Though I may have a wank myself

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyotaimori

Wasn't there a place in Bangers that used to do this?

I crapped myself I laughed so much

Anyone ever stayed at Amaranta?

http://www.amarantahotel.com/

The rooms are pretty amazing for less than 100 a night, the bath tub is part of the room

I want my coffee in a glass or mug, not a fucking re-cycled jam jar

Yes that ome

Your a good man giving it up for her! Go do it I say!

Was he a mate of that big guy?

Fascinating how Thailand brings out the need for people to bullshit about their lives.

The number of tin soldiers who claimed to have "served" is amazing, before that trend it was "I work for you know who, hush hush" - if they all did then move CIA HQ to Bangkok coz there are a few thousand of them working, in the bars on bar stools mostly.

The Tin Soldiers in particular stun me and piss me off, as often it's a truck driver, some may have been in Iraq/Afghanistan, but nearly always in a desk job. But to hear the stories!

I've met very few real serviceman as a percentage of those claimed who have really been where shit really happens. I have friends who have turned down positions where shit flies - those I tend to believe.

No doubt I may have brushed against a spy in a Mall but wouldn't have a clue.

Amazing Thailand! They should put up a memorial to Mitty here.

http://www.tokyokinky.com/torture-garden-japan-summer-ball-2017-fetish-event/

Torture Garden Japan Summer Ball 2017 happens this June

May 29, 2017 by Tadashi Anahori

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Torture Garden Japan is back this summer for another bonanza of BDSM wonder.

The premier mainstream event for bondage fans in Japan, it’s also the only officially licensed offshoot of London’s original Torture Garden, the world’s leading fetish club. It has been happening in Tokyo since 2001 and often holds events more than once a year, though the summer one is the highlight of the calendar. We blogged about the 2016 summer ball.

Tickets to the event on June 10th at XEX Nihonbashi cost ¥6,000 and doors open at 10pm.

Performers included Miss Miranda from the United States, Missa Blue from the UK and Alysia Rose from Australia.

Needless to say, there is a strict dress code: you have to be wearing a full costume. No street wear or casual clothing is allowed. However, a wide range of fetish gear and styles/genres are permitted. Expect whips, PVC, leather, tattoos and everything in between.

As the organizers say, Torture Garden is an “Extreme Event for Extreme People!†We’ve included a few photos from previous events, taken from the official website.

As you can tell, TGT attracts a very international crowd but this is not for the uninitiated or merely curious. If you’re a novice or just beginning your fetish journey, we recommend you take an experienced companion or two so you get the most of the experience.

Music from porn by Mihane Yuuki

It’s a crowded music industry, so what can you do to stand out from the rest?

Well, the answer in Japan would seem to be: use female pubic hair to produce new sounds. No, this not appear to be a spoof and it’s far too late for April Fools’ Day.

Taku Takahashi is a musician and DJ with the unit hip hop m-flo, which has experimented with finding new sounds. Takahashi’s latest electronic triumph is In Motion.

Here’s how he describes it:

Yes, inspired by the idea that pubic hair “looks like sound wavesâ€, Takahashi and his collaborators employed actual women’s bush hair to get the sounds you can hear in the finished track.

There’s certainly no shortage of “underhair†here. After all, Japanese women don’t tend to groom their bushes (in stark contrast to the rest of their body, which is typically shaved all over).

As Takahashi himself admitted, it is a “crazy ideaâ€. “It wasn’t easy to tame these unruly notes into music. It’s a bit melancholic, it tugs at the heartstrings.â€

Have a listen to the results below!

And here is a video with English subtitles about the making of the track. Unfortunately they don’t seem to explain how the women were chosen, their hair collected, or what was actually done to the hair to create the sounds.

It reminds us of this musical masterpiece composed only of sounds from the porn catalogue of AV star Mihane Yuuki.

http://www.sundayregister.com/nude-sunbather-singapore-beach-injured-crab-mistakes-vagina-oyster/

Thats gotta trickle!

And Singapore too!

Naughty girls need dicipline

He's an Aussie....he has to be a complete wanker

Hi,

 

Yeah, but there is one very big difference here. You are buying the goods yourself.

There is also no way I would take a package for someone on a plane if I were just handed it, but if bought whatever it is that needs to be transported then I know it is safe.

 

Sanuk!

How do you know that lamp you bought for "X" from the web site at "Cool Joe's fine lamps" isn't full off cocaine, heroin, etc?

They may direct you to a specific shop and then . . .

Now I do bring back booze from overseas for mates, but I can buy that at any duty free shoop

The Darlek was with our youngest son, aged 11, both getting a haircut and the bloke doing my son's hair whispered to me "Is that this boys mother? She doesn't look old enough" I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the baby or how many other kids she has.