My Penis is hungry

The idea that the Queen has to shake hands with this piece of crap later this year makes me sick .

THE QUEEN has confirmed that if President Trump makes a state visit, she can kill him with a sword and nobody can touch her.

Palace staff have assured the Queen that, according to English law, Trump is a subject of the Crown and can, if judged to be damaging the monarchy, be dispatched without repercussion.

She said: “I haven’t made up my mind yet. I might.

“It’s been an awful lot of years hefting the old sword without using it, and who better to christen it on? Just imagine the look on his satsuma face.

“And the colonies would be so grateful they’d have me straight back as their reigning monarch, which solves this Brexit thing literally at a stroke.

“I should do one useful thing before I abdicate, really. And imagine how furious it’d make the May woman.â€

Her Majesty added: “I genuinely can’t think of a reason not to. Anyone?â€

Source: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/legally-i-can-kill-him-queen-confirms-20170131121313

Panadol, are you really in BrisVegas? You know there is a bar in town that is very much like a Thermae? Great hunting spot.

I'm in Saipan in a few weeks time

Hire Max

I think he could whip up something new pretty quick, something in Black, or brown perhaps

Why you letting them watch? Bad parent!

Krungsir just did an exchange at 35, ripped off!

I thought she was a hotty! Always liked her and the shows she was in, and made

If you have no visa and just rock up to a land crossing, 15 days. Your correct, changed quite a while ago.,

I think the above is saying,

If you have a visa in advance, 30 or more days depending on Visa, which has always been the rule.

As I posted elsewhere, why aren't my leftie mates applauding one of the few good things Trump has done?

Only one of them has had the balls to do so,

NZ is a lovely place to visit. I campervaned there last year in winter. Also home to Coss and supposidly Stickman.

Cambodia gets more modern by the day

 

So there I was pumping her hard, and my cock is like two coke cans stacked on each other. But I can't seem to get any leverage – so as I put it to her puckered arsehole and finally I'm getting some action, but as it cruelly turns out since we've both been on the peeve for three days, grabbing the occasional som tam or tom yum koong or even rad na, it's like her arse is full of grinding chip shop vinegar spiced with prik naam. In pain my fist flails out and with those sovvies on it – it kind of caught and shattered the glass fire alarm panel, but I didn't notice because I was trying to blow my load. Anyhow like I said I kept pumping and it was coming close god damn it! When someone knocked the door down with an axe and the authorities came charging in. . . Part 2 to follow. . .

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Panadol, note the Blue highlighted text above in your post, it's the hyperlinks you copied when you C&P'd

Copied from Pattaya Addicts board?

I find chubbier girls tighter down there

What is an energy shield master?

Just saw MOANA AND MAUI at the drive inn with the kids. Very funny movie, and quite accurate to the Pacific Legends. Funny my oldest mate in Pacific is "Maui" and he is building a cable called Moana.

For R rated image http://art.ngfiles.com/images/455000/455571_bloadesefo_moana-and-maui.jpg

I don't disagree about giving Jews land at the end of WW2, I just believe that it should have been a big chunck of Germany

I;m glad someone did this. I saw this a few years ago and wanted too but left Thailand before I got the chance. Going on bad memory it's not cheap but not expensive either

Always great reports, and I enjoy them, thank you!

Having worked with the Min Ed for many years, and with some great Thai educationalists, it's sad nothing much has changed.

The deep entrenched problems are just to deep to change.

At least teachers are finally being better paid. But bribery is still rampant, as is the theory of belting kids makes them remember

That's great

Brand new consulate, the old one closed, I admit the old one had a reputation of being "easy"

I've nvr hd to show any amounts of $;in Thailand, just a sta dec the embassy

Thai consulate in Brisbane closed a few years ago.

Now there is a new one, in the city.

Went there to get a Marriage Multiple Entry Marriage visa

Impossible last few years, but recently called them and rules just changed

Went in with the usual paperwork, one funny thing, on the call the girl told me I needed to show $40,000 in the bank.

I told her no one I know has $40,000 in a bank account

Turns out, as I thought, she meant equivalent of 40,ooo baht

Two days later I have a multi entry marriage visa.

Very happy

Obviously a diving accident