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  1. Some of you might see some merit in this video I found on Youtube
  2. HOW TO CRAP AT WORK - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back at our desks and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK CRAP is inevitable. For those who hate crapping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING ------------------ When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until
  3. Katie Price is like a toilet at Glastonbury. Full of shit and constantly engaged. --------------------------------------------------------------- What is the difference between Panties & a Stage curtain? When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over, but when you pull down the Panties….. it's showtime.. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Katie Price has been rodgered more times than a police radio.. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Snow white as been sacked from disneyland, alligations ar
  4. This kid walks into a general store one day and asks for a job. The owner tells him that he doesn’t need any help. The kid is persistent so the guy tells him to watch him when the next customer comes in. If he can do what he does, he’ll give him a job. A few minutes later a customer comes in. “Good afternoon sir. What can I do for you?†The guy says, “I need some grass seed.†So the owner goes and gets it. When he gets back he says, “How about a lawn mower to go with this.†“What do I need a lawn mower for?†“Well when the grass grows your going to need something to cut it w
  5. During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness. After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confided that the best thing he’d come across was, er, female juices. “But you’re balder than I am,†protested the customer. “True,†admitted the barber, “but you’ve gotta admit I’ve got one hell of a mustache!â€
  6. When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted. But several weeks and several inches later, he became concerned and went to see a urologist. While his wife waited outside, the physician examined him and explained that, though rare his condition could be corrected by minor surgery. The patient’s wife anxiously rushed up to the doctor after the examination and was told of the diagnosis and the need for surgery. “How long will he be on crutches?†she asked. “Crutches???†the doctor asked. “Well, yes,†the woman said “You are going to lengthen h
  7. A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard. “Are you the manager?†she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. “Actually, no,†the man replies. “Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,†she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. “Can’t,†breathes the bartender. “He’s not here. Is there anything I can do?â€
  8. I was watching a elderly couple on the next table in my local café.They had between them a single piece of toast and one cup of tea.The man cut the toast into two and pushed it to the lady who took a piece ,he then poured half of the tea into a empty cup and passed it the lady. I leant over and said to him that was so nice of him . "oh we share everything " "yes I noticed that but you haven't touched your piece of the toast yet." No Im waiting for the teeth.
  9. ******************************************************************************************************************* * A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable? " The man says, "I make a good living. ******************************************************************************************************************* * I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. ******************************************************************************************************************* * I've been in love with the same woman for 49
  10. A Muslim wife complains to her husband that all the romance had gone out of their marriage. "Remember when you used to carry me up to bed?" she asked. "Yeah," he replied. "But be fair! You were only eleven at the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. ONLY A SENIOR CITIZEN WILL APPRECIATE THIS EMAIL....and understand it. Enjoy getting older, we never had to practice! I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: "Remove cap and push up bottom." I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely.
  12. Eiffel Tower Modifications are now Complete
  13. Not really a joke. This is worth a look. Remember this next time you are driving close to a truck with oxy bottles in the back. Just click on the link below and watch the oxy bottles explode
  14. New South African Toilet Door Lock. This one deserves an Oscar!
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