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Check those shoes at 1:55......outstanding...

I actually drink at the little street bar close by often. Run by a friend.....nice little bar opens around 11.00pm - Sunrise :drunk:

Twas a big night

Reminds me of many ..... lol Still a classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzP-KvfC8QQ

Mandawuy Yunupingu died today aged 56.........RIP .......... legend.

Now that's one very nasty spider.....RIP Jeff Hanneman http://musicfeeds.com.au/news/breaking-slayer-guitarist-jeff-hanneman-dead-at-49/

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh. I wonder what happened to this Parrot?" The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "Holy shit," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!" "I got every word," says the parrot.†I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird." "Oh yeah?", the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my willie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." "Wow" says the guy, "you really can understand and speak English, can't you!?" "Actually, I speak both Spanish and English and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion." The guy looks at the $200 price tag.†Sorry, but I just can't afford that." "Pssssssst" says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20, just make the guy an offer!" The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humour, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes "Psssssssssssst" and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman." "What are you talking about?" asks the guy. "When the postman delivered today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie and kissed him passionately." "WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?" "Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over" reported the parrot. "My God!" he exclaims. "Then what?" "Then he lifted up the nightie, got down on his knees and began to lick her all over, starting with her breasts and slowly going down..." "WELL???" demands the frantic guy, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?" "Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch."

What exactly implied I am not?

She was an amazing performer with a unique voice.

Chrissy Amphlett 53 died today in New York......RIP

Harry Potter's nasty uncle died last night along with Rolf Harris's career and reputation. Now we know what Jake the Peg was doing with his extra leg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0wnd8B6O_I

Just got off the phone with a friend who lives in the northern tip of Scotland. He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.

Not released yet but really looking forward to this. Please take the time to watch the trailer.

Nothing unusual about that story

In 2010 this was the response to her performance here in Oz ANGRY fans of American diva Whitney Houston are facing an uphill battle to get a refund for tickets to her controversial Brisbane show. Radio talkback shows and online chat forums were jammed with disappointed concert-goers who were fuming at what they considered to be a substandard performance by the one-time pop diva. "This show was like watching a slow and painful death of a living legend," one reader wrote on The Courier Mail's website. "It was so sad and disappointing. Out of breath, incoherent, barely sung any full songs and butchered the ones she did."

Amy is just another statistic. As long as she didn't kick cadel evens off the front page I am ok

Alex Steinweiss ... He really did change the way we looked at the LP And I don't mean Captain Cranky aka Lazy Phil

I hear one of the guys from Jackass died........what a surprise Posted a photo of himself on twitter at a bar with some mates looking very very drunk then slams his porsche at high speed into a tree about an hour later.

....red ink red ink......"wear"

Kate Middleton aske the Queen if she had any advice for her to which the Queen replied...."where a seatbelt"