Man at Work

You surely must have had a badapprehension, because 9 days before this post you posted this: http://www.thai360.com/fbb/showtopic.php?tid/418225/tp/1/ Must be horrible to wake up and go to bed with this kind of suspicion. All the best MaW

Symptoms 2 Weeks after the exposure???? This is not usual at all!! Get a second opinion!! All the best! MaW

Miss those innocent days of the 5oth MaW

A boy and girl have just had a date and in a gentlemanly fashion, the guy walks the girl home and they kiss goodnight. He then leans against the door and starts pestering his girlfriend for a blow job. "just a quick one, everyone's in bed" The girlfriend just doesn't feel it's the right thing to do at this early stage of the relationship and so the arguing goes back and forth. After ten minutes a light comes on and the front door opens. It's the girl's 7-year old sister. " Sis, either give him a blow job, or I'll give him a blow job, or Dad will come down and give him a blow job - but tell him to take his hand off the fuckin' intercom"

A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot. It wouldn't be as much work as a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak. She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation. Moments later, the woman's husband, Phil, came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Phil!"

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded the blonde "stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!". He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said "Oh you think that's funny? "Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad so he gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down. "What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde She replied, "Everytime you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"

This one is absolutely NOT funny!!!!