BelgianBoy

simple maths..... 14-2-12=0

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?' She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.' 'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?' 'We use it for sex.' The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?' The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all... My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.' And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke...!

HH, Did you also CC MM, DD and XX as well ? BB

HH, why do you sign off with KK now ? BB

..... at least you did that one right BB

so sad, 30,000 children made to fight, but will certainly watch this ! BB

even so, still not doable......

And lets not forget that Johann is a German mans name...... BB

Obama asks Clinton how the situation is in Thailand after her visit.... "worse than expected" she replied. "floods are really that bad?" he asks "no, the prime minister" ..... BB

I concur

My mother in law is an angel said one friend to another..... You're lucky, replied the friend, mine'is still alive.... BB

rent 2 x LT's then instead of one....

Civil ? I was not civil ? Thats double arrogance BB I never said you weren't. (But Mekong sure was not.) I though so as your reply was adressed to me..... and now back to the regular programming.... BB

Civil ? I was not civil ? Thats double arrogance BB

Mekong beat me to it.....it is indeed a very arrogant and totally clueless quote..... Its not about defending the rest of us, its all about business.... But thanks for the though BB

....or not enough ?

But as obviously you have a clue, would you mind explaining the numbers then ? BB

Funniest 'Date' Story (true!) This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... And the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun, but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for awhile. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down.' And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment..."This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off." Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her there on the Leno show.

well, its not a bad movie, just weak.... and if you have never been to Venice (la originale), then its a nice virtual tour BB

just watched The Tourist with La Jolie and Depp...... weak movie, weak story, all IMO of course... BB

use it to marinate some meat.......

you guys are all wrong, its a brick of wine !

at least someone is keeping track of it, funny to some, or not at least your reply is BB