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Saw it as well, a bit of a loose cannon IMO..... Saw Moon as well, great movie, but then I am sci-fi addicted... Also saw : - District 9 : nice idea, cute movie, B production - Pandorum : good movie - Management - The hangover : about a bacherlors'party in Vegas, very funny stuff BB

God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.' The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments? Can you give us an example?' God said, 'For example .......... Thou shall not kill.' The Arabs were shocked, 'What? Not kill? No way! Killing and massacring innocent people is our birth-right and the only reason for our existence. No, we are not interested.' So God went to the Africans and said, 'I have Commandments.' The Africans wanted an example. God said, 'For example ........... Honour thy Father and Mother.' The Africans were dismayed. They said, 'Father? Yo maan! Can't tell for sure who our fathers are, maan!' So God went to the Mexicans and said, 'I have Commandments.' The Mexicans wanted an example. God said, 'For example ........... Thou shall not steal.' The Mexicans were flabbergasted. They said, 'No steal? No steal?? Hey Senor, we no steal then how we live, huh? Gracias, but no!' So God went to the French and said, 'I have Commandments.' The French wanted an example. God said, 'For example ........... Thou shall not commit adultery.' The French were stunned. They said, 'What? Not commit ze adultery ....... ? Non, non, non. Non Monsieur. Pardonnez vous. We, ze French, must have ze romance.' So God went to the Jews and said, 'I have Commandments.' The Jews asked, 'Commandments? How much do they cost?' God replied, 'Nothing. They are free.' The Jews answered, 'Good. We shall take Ten!'

KS, I have a 50" plasma TV since 4 years with a great surround homecinema equipment. And yet, it is not the same thing as sitting in the movietheater and soaking it all up on a huge screen. But YMMV..... BB

I mean big screen as in the cinema, at home I'll watch it on TV.

Watched 2012 last night. Weak storyline great effects Overrated IMO but lets say I was well entertained. Better on a large screen than downloading & watching at home..... Then again YMMV BB

YEP it sure is...... both are ok though. BB

If you liked the original, you will like this one as well.

I'll be the third one then ! GI Joe was shite, but Star Trek was very good indeed. Go for it. BB

A Public Service Message . . . . . Wine and Water To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health . Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit . There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

We watched Horsemen yesterday a nice thriller, 7.5/10. Last week Crossover, 8/10. BB

Definition of Guts and Balls Medical Distinctions We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death. BB

I dont agree, I watched it last night, a very enjoyable movie :thumbup: BB

Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Lusty says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.' LazyPhil continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says, 'You better think it over, Lusty. Women like that are hard to find.'

Dont know if it was posted here before, but here goes : Dear friends, You all know we work in the finance and banking industry... Herewith I lik to share with you some info how people cope with the financial crisis. Enjoy... 1. A trader: "This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife." 2. President Bush said clients shouldn't be concerned by all these bank closings. If the bank is closed, you just use the ATM, he said. 3. George Bush said that he is saddened to hear about the demise of Lehman brothers. His thoughts at this time is to go out to their mother as losing one son is hard, but losing two is a tragedy. 4. The problem with investment bank balance sheets is that on the right side nothing is right and on the left side nothing is left. 5. In math's there are 30 billion prime numbers below 700 billion. The rest are all sub prime. 6. How do you define optimism? A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday. 7. What do you call 12 investment bankers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. 8. Why are all MBAs going back to school? To ask for their money back. 9. For Geography students: What's the capital of Iceland ? Answer: About Three Pounds Fifty... 10. If you want to gamble, go to Las Vegas . If you want to trade in derivatives, God bless you. 11. What's the difference between a guy who just lost everything in Vegas and an investment banker? A tie. 12. What's the difference between a bond and a bond trader? A bond matures. 13. Lehman have changed their recommendation on Lehman from hold to sell. 14. Forty years ago I sold fifty shares of my company stock and had enough money to purchase a brand-new 1967 Ford pickup. Last week, I checked it out, and if I sold another fifty shares, Id have enough money to buy a 1967 Ford pickup. So, the market has stabilized

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said " I should be the Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said " We should be the Boss as we carry the brain about and get him where he wants to go." The hands said " We should be the Boss because we do all the work andearn all the money." And so on it went on and on with the heart and the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided thatthe asshole should be the Boss. So the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit. Moral of the story : You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do that!

Chinese jokes..... Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too." A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too." Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich". She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."

Dear employees, Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement.This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme(Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.! Sincerely, The Management

Young girl buys a vibrator and at home inserts the battery..... "No need to start trembling" she says, "its my first time as well"...... BB

Guy goes to a toyshop to buy a doll for his little girl.... "Whats the price of those Barbies in the shop ?" "Which one asks the saleswomen ?" "We have Fitness Barbie for 19.99 Also Volleyball Barbie for 19.99 Or Shopping Barbie for 19.99 Even Disco Barbie for 19.99 And we have Working Barbie for 19.99 And Divorced Barbie for 299.99" "Why is the last one so expensive compared to all the others ???" "Cos divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, his boat, his car, his furniture, and his best friend...." BB

Secret Dietary Tips Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his sex life. The man answers that he has an excellent sex life and is still very active. The other man confesses that his sexual appetite has greatly diminished with old age so he asks the other man if he has any secrets for staying sexually vital. "Well," answered the man, "I eat rye bread everyday. That is my secret. If you just eat rye bread, your sex life will improve dramatically." The other man decides to follow this advice and finds a bakery nearby. He tells the clerk behind the counter that he wants all of the loaves of rye bread that they have in stock. The clerk then asks the man, "do you want whole loaves or do you want us to slice them?" The man looks puzzled and asks the clerk, "what is the difference?" The clerk responds, "Well when it's sliced, it gets harder faster." To which the man responded, "How come everyone knew about this but me?" BB

Maybe you should show more consideration for TB and post jokes one by one giving him the chance to react to each of them ? :thumbup: I am only suggesting here BB

How to protect your keyboard from massive semen invasion ?????? :D :D BB redirected the witness

Big Bertha, that WWII This one is Fat Jenna BB

"never look at FJ's avatar to judge the poster, meeting him sober is actually worse" proverb by BB 11/9/04