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They're probably just looking for an extra topping on your khao moo daeng ::

 

Its the ones driving along with mobile in one hand, the other jammed firmly up their shnozz, steering with their knees that make me laugh.

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and suddenly they start rummaging up their nostrils?

Could you please tell us what kind of 'pick' you've witnessed? ::

 

Deep Salvage Pick

Reminiscent of the deep sea exploration to find the Titanic ship, you probe deep into your nasal passages.

 

Utensil Pick

When fingers, and even your thumb, just aren't enough to get the job done to your satisfaction.

 

Extra Pick

When you have been digging for nuggets hours upon hours and suddenly you hit the jackpot! Excitement only equalled by winning the lottery.

 

Depression Pick

When you're sad, and the only way to fill the void is to pick so hard and fast that the agony overcomes your feeling of remorse and depression.

 

Pick A Lot

What we would call abnormal amounts of picking. Anything in the three digit realm we consider a bit too much for a 24 hour time frame.

 

Fake Nose Scratch

When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.

 

Making A Meal Out Of It

You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert.

 

Surprise Pickings

When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.

 

Autopick

The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. Also can mean automatic pick, the one you do when your not even thinking about it, at work, while talking to a co-worker, during a meeting....

 

Pick Your Brains

Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum.

 

Pick And Save

When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.

 

Pick And Flick

Snot now becomes a weapon against your sister and others in range around you.

 

Pick And Stick

You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip.

 

Pipe Cleaner Pick

The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%.

 

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