romaning2004 Posted July 17, 2003 Report Share Posted July 17, 2003 Hi there Crofty68, I have been called Ting-Tong by a couple of my thai girl friends from time to time. There was one time when i had my girl on the back of a motorbike and i saw this little streem going across the road infront of us, so went for it and it turned out to be a river , so we had our legs up in the air whiles trying to stear the bike through this wonderfull rapid we found, and just as we made it to the other side she just started laughing, and said you are deffinatly Ting-Tong Cheers Roman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rovineye Posted July 18, 2003 Report Share Posted July 18, 2003 "I am not a sex tourist! I even went to Wat Pho! But the tuk-tuk driver informed me it was closed on wednesday, so he took me to a soapy instead!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brink15 Posted July 18, 2003 Report Share Posted July 18, 2003 "I didn't even know your family owned a buffalo." "She only visits the bar because she still has friends there." "I don't care what you say her hands looked perfectly normal to me." "What are you implying? There is nothing strange about a nubile 19 year old finding a slightly overweight 60 year old handsome!" "Krap kun krap. See I do too speak Thai." "I don't know why they all complain about these Thai condoms, I find them quite a nice fit." "OK, if you say the show is free and I only pat 45 Baht for my drinks take me upstairs." "Oh well, if the government is sponsoring this gem sale then......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farangman Posted July 18, 2003 Report Share Posted July 18, 2003 Not so much "punter" phraseology, but the following are some quotes that were told us by bar girls over a period of one year that appear on the nanapong calendar: " I love you same monkey love banana" "Ok I go with you but not tell friend you because I love him too much" "I never forget name you, sometimes I just cannot remember it" "I virgin nit noi" "This my sister - she 19 me 19 - no not twin - same mama different papa" "I know I not want to go we you before but now low season" "I love you too much, but love tequila more" Cheers farangman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2003 Report Share Posted July 18, 2003 Sorry, today too tired, can not do boom, boom. I come back bar, see you tomorrow (next week, next month) Speak Thai no good, just nit noi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadaBing Posted July 18, 2003 Report Share Posted July 18, 2003 Me like you smoke me , you same-same like smoke me ?? BadasmokeyBing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crofty68 Posted July 18, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2003 great i like them all Just thought of one: Gee these girls really are beautiful As said by me at least once & many a newbie.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2003 Report Share Posted July 18, 2003 I told one "Phom phoot pasa Thai mai dai" (I cannot speak the Thai language). She says, "That OK. No ploblum. I spek angrit good can". :: HT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattaya127 Posted July 18, 2003 Report Share Posted July 18, 2003 "That OK. No ploblum. -------------------------- or as someone once answered me when i asked if they spoke french: "Oui. Ne pas problem!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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