Guest Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 Been a while lads since we've got together. Friday the 21st starting at the Hobgoblin in Roppongi from around 7:30. :beer: From there who knows. :hubba: :hubba: There will be a minute of mourning for the Wallabies, Red Wings and the NY Jets. Yuki our love, UAL875 has a spare room or two and promises to swing his axe. Role call? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 Oh, hello my sweets. :hubba: It was so good of you all to sponser me to the AGM. Uncle Lao treats me OK , but makes me stay in my room all day......he says I'll scare the neighbours. I am dying to meet all the guys at the AGM .......... especially that Fiery Jack.......oooh he just makes me swoon. :hubba: But, I still don't have a single thing to wear to the party so I hope Uniformguy will be my escort......... he has such good taste. Tell UAL875 tha I'd LOVE to shack up at his place on my return. Well, gotta run before that Uncle Lao catches me on his computer. Love to all Don't forget to water my Bonzai Tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Jack Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 Says Yuki: But, I still don't have a single thing to wear to the party... Are you a bird? If so, what's the problem. :hubba: jack PS. If you're a shirtlifting bloke, piss off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UAL875 Posted November 13, 2003 Report Share Posted November 13, 2003 I can?t fathom why I am involved in a thread which a ?blow-up? doll is an integral correspondent. FJ: Yuki ? purer than the snow of Hokkaido hence her name (assuming you recall enough Nihon-go from your halcyon days past in Japan) ? is the Tokyo Contingent?s representative to the AGM since no one here will be attending. Something about us having lives, I believe... But feel free to categorize Yuki with Japan?s gift of Cherry Blossoms to Washington D.C. in 1912. Yuki, our little Sakura, will be the worker. As far as the 21st, yeah I should be able to make it. There are no spare rooms in my crib, that?s merely yet-another-fantasy fabricated by the unlimited Roppongi-san imagination. I guarantee there will be no lamenting for the Jets, the best 3 win/6 loss squad in American football. I know they still have a shot at the title since ?one-hit wonders? is the NFL norm these days. Just look at last year?s chumps, um, I mean champs, the Bucs and Raiders. Collectively they couldn?t beat a high school varsity squad this season?not that either were ever anything special. Looking forward to seeing a full and expanded compliment of our Tokyo contingent, the boldest and baddest this side of the Sea of Japan? Drunk they drink to me again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Jack Posted November 13, 2003 Report Share Posted November 13, 2003 Says UAL875: FJ: Yuki ? purer than the snow of Hokkaido hence her name (assuming you recall enough Nihon-go from your halcyon days past in Japan) ? is the Tokyo Contingent?s representative to the AGM since no one here will be attending... Hmm. My "halcyon days" in Japan aren't over yet, unless you know something I don't. True, I don't "recall" a lot of them , but there'll be many to come I won't recall either I hope. :: Don't lurch over to Tokyo that often nowadays, but you bastards seem craftily to organise your get-togethers nicely not to coincide with my limited sojourns anyway. Last time I was there I ended up lining the till of the Roppongi Hobgoblin bar "solo" and, guess what, I'll be in Tokyo on Nov 24 (it's a National Holiday: game on ), a cool 3 days after this thread's shenanigans in question. Never mind, the feeling of having no friends and being unloved is not a new one to me. I have a deep-rooted and wholly unfair distrust of Japanese women based in no small part upon the fact that I was, albeit briefly, married to one and the sow fleeced me of all my brass and most of my dignity. But, even with that tragic interlude in mind, my fevered brow is soothed to learn that "Yuki" is indeed a female and not a poofter. She must be a tad "warped"::, though, if she posts on a board like this. Gagging for it, is she? Anyway, long story short, squire: basically, is she "fit" and does she "go"? :hubba: If she's presentable, not too "shop-soiled" :: and coming to the AGM alone, and fancies a quick shag with no strings attached, tell her Handsome Jack's the man she should be asking for. :: Hope that's desperate enough. jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UAL875 Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 Well there you have it folks? FJ ? and I am wincing as I type this ? has publicly volunteered to shag a blow up doll. Such a bold proposal should entitle him to first dibs with our virgin princess? what do you think? Yuki are you out there? ?Share with us your sweetest thoughts. :: As far as meeting up in Tokyo, as crafty and shifty as I tend to be, I should be around on the evening of the 24th; I?ll buy you a beer or six to assist you through your friendless, unloved time. PM me if you?d like or just post where in Tokyo you will be at 9PM that Monday. Drunk they drink to me again?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 Wheeeeee Fiery Jack you are going to amke all my dreams come true. I have been saving myself just for you. And now YOU will take my virginity. I'm just so excited. :: I hope you will treat me gentle though Jack, but we can go spend the night together in the gutter later. :hubba: :hubba: I hope you aren't too shy and the other guys can watch, maybe Rusty can even do a video. Oh Jack, Jack, Jack, I can hardly wait.........and after you can autograph my butt like you do the other girls. Just remember..........NO sharp objects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2003 Report Share Posted November 15, 2003 Fiery, UAL875 and myself will gladly join you on the 24th to discuss Yuki's sinsot! PM me or you can catch me most nights selling kebabs in front of Motown. :hubba: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2003 Report Share Posted November 17, 2003 Kombanwa, Seeing as I have just accepted the extremely important role of Yuki's wardrobe assistant, for her big appearence at the AGM, I was just wondering how she is getting to BKK. Will u guys pay for my flight to and from Narita so as I can collect her!!!! Sorry that none of u can make it to the big party. Uniformguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2003 Report Share Posted November 17, 2003 Says uniformguy: Kombanwa, Seeing as I have just accepted the extremely important role of Yuki's wardrobe assistant, for her big appearence at the AGM, I was just wondering how she is getting to BKK. Will u guys pay for my flight to and from Narita so as I can collect her!!!! Sorry that none of u can make it to the big party. Uniformguy Actually, this vision of depravity is residing with Uncle Lao at the moment. And despite my warning her not to go wandering about, she has apparently managed to seek out on occasion and use my computer to log in here and post. She will be travelling Business class with me for my arrival in the 9th. Sure hope she don't get airsick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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