Palatkik Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 This just came in and made me smile :-) > : Mishter Bond > > Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that > despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. > Lulu, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. > > After the show, Lulu said, "Sean, if ah'm no bein too forward, ah'd > love tae hae sex wi an aulder man. Let's go back tae mah place." > > So they go back to her place and have great sex. Afterwards, Sean > says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and > we can have even better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my baws in your > left hand and my wullie in your right hand." > > Lulu looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay." > He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex. > > Then Sean says, "Lulu, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep > for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. But again, hold my baws > in your left hand, and my wullie in your right hand." > > Lulu is now used to the routine and complies. > The results are mind-blowing. Once it's all over, and the cigarettes > are lit, Lulu asks "Sean, tell me, dis mah haudin yer baws in mah > left hand and yer wullie in mah right stimulate ye while ye're sleepin?" > Sean replies, "No, but the lasht time I shlept with a Glashwegian > shlag, she shtole my wallet." > > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Hi That made me LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentors Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 I read this some years ago :Dbut then Lulu was Tina Turner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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