Zaad Posted February 11, 2004 Report Share Posted February 11, 2004 Hi all, I love bananacakes. I buy them either in a supermarket or at the market. Now I have found out that I have been eating the underlying paper all along :: The cakes at the market carry obvious papers underneath which I remove before eating. But those from the supermarket are nearly invisible. Very hard to detect but still 100% paper. Damnit. I'm still alive, but what the hell's going to happen to me??? I've been eating paper for a year or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 You now have a self wiping arse!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 It's cellulose, relax. :: This is not where I mention the lead in ink, or chlorine in paper, or other sorta nasties. But the doses are small so think of it like an immuntity build up in case you need to eat your words someday, Or the 1st volume of an Encyclopedia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaad Posted February 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 Good one, Montydog. LH, Yeah, I figure I'm still here so things aren't looking too bad, awkward anyhow. Perhaps an idea, eatable books and cartoons. Eat after read Playboy Swimsuit Edition 'Strawberry flavor' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 What i find funny is the jelly buns with a hotdog in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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