Nervous_Dog Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 Living with a Thai Girl ? look at that dirty old man! You know it?s worse now we have a kid. Before, when living with DarLek, most people knew I was a pervert etc, however, having a kid, well, you just have to be careful! Of course, as DarLek keeps saying to JingJoe, ?When you are 15 daddy very happy to meet all your friends?, to which I blush and JingJoe says ?Daddy, Daddy, Mem? or Daddy stinks, a favourite expression of hers these days. Now having a kid can be fun, and trouble, but for the most part it pretty good fun. You make the most of it, and in the mornings, it can be difficult to get JingJoe dressed. Interestingly, she very much has a mind of her own, and chooses her own clothing, and has been doing this since she was only 1 ½. Sadly her taste is, well, somewhat ?Thai Bar Girl?. As she loves swimming, a bikini is often her first choice and she gets very upset when not this is not allowed! Now she has taken to dressing me! This was cute at first, I would say, ?JingJoe, which shirt do you like?, and then get a very serious look from her as she made the decision, BAD MOVE! NEVER let females of ANY age involved in fashion! Now just turning to and onto her 20th pair of stylish shoes I should have known better! (Including 6 hi heels - her choice!) However, the little darling is just so cute, and then a disaster. Now she decides she wants to not just choose my clothes, but since I dress her, well, she should dress me! This is pretty difficult, so all she can really do is pull up the zip on my pants! First time she did this I nearly died, slapped her little hand in surprise and then have her burst into tears all over the front of my pants (Not the first time that?s happened, but usually their not related to me and aged over 18). So I reluctantly let her pull up the fly, while she muttered grumpily under her breath ?Daddy Mem!? So, we are on the Skytrain, JingJoe has the train in shock as she has decided to demonstrate her Pole dancing abilities! DarLek and I are cringing and trying to lure her back to a seat, but JingJoe just keeps standing up, then sliding down the pole and doing the splits with the pole between her legs and smiling at all the passengers! I stand up to catch her in case the train stops suddenly, only to have JingJoe notice my fly is down! What ensues next is just, well, totally cringe worthy and one big disaster, she try's to pull up my fly, the passengers are stunned, first they are thinking what depraved adults let their kids practise Bar Pole dancing, let alone on a Skytrain, and then JingJoe trying to grab my old Fella! Seriously, a number of passengers just got up and left and moved to another cabin, and to be honest, so did I, leaving DarLek and a crying JingJoe on the Skytrain wailing ?Daddy Mem, Daddy Mem?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 ROTFLMAO ............. 5555555 ............... a true classic Thanks for sharing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 Now how did all those passengers know bar girls slide up and down poles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limbo Posted February 26, 2004 Report Share Posted February 26, 2004 Jimmy, The food got stuck in my throat. Wish I was there. Mine is only just a year, so all the fun is still to come?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted February 26, 2004 Report Share Posted February 26, 2004 Hi The joys of being married to a thai lady. Every morning puts my clothes on the bed for me to wear that day. My wife likes to put her hands up my shorts to pull the shirt tails down so are even and look neat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatbastard Posted February 26, 2004 Report Share Posted February 26, 2004 Not all the fun, but certainly a lot of fun beween 1 and 2 years old. Little snap shots keep me amused like last week getting on a flight in Singapore, strolls up to the seat jumps in and snaps the seat belt shut, Puts on the head phones and sits there with folded arms like the seasoned traveller she is, waiting for the Hostess to come around so she can order her orange juice. Not quite 2 years old yet and knows how much of it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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