BadaBing Posted March 6, 2004 Report Share Posted March 6, 2004 ...copied from another board... It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results. Removing her bra: With both hands........................ 8 Calories With one hand.......................... 12 Calories With your teeth........................ 85 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection....................... 6 Calories Without an erection.................... 315 Calories PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary............................. 12 Calories 69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories 69 standing up......................... 112 Calories Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories Doggy Style............................ 326 Calories Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories ORGASM: Real................................... 112 Calories False.................................. 315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories 30-39 years............................ 80 Calories 40-49 years............................ 124 Calories 50-59 years............................ 972 Calories 60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories 70 and over......................... Don't hurt yourself DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS: Calmly................................. 32 Calories In a hurry............................. 98 Calories With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories BadaburningthemtooBing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelgianBoy Posted March 6, 2004 Report Share Posted March 6, 2004 BBing, I think you missed an option : going home after the deed ...... 200+ ? calories....... BelgianaddingsomemoreBoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadaBing Posted March 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2004 BelgianBoy said:BBing, I think you missed an option : going home after the deed ...... 200+ ? calories....... BelgianaddingsomemoreBoy BB After most of my sessions , it would be : Getting into wheelchair = 115 calories BadatheexaustedoneBing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelgianBoy Posted March 6, 2004 Report Share Posted March 6, 2004 BBing, Actually for you it would be : lighting a fag after sex ....... 18 calories. BelgiannotcoughinganymoreBoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted March 6, 2004 Report Share Posted March 6, 2004 Hi BaB If your last line was ""Thai"" wife knocking on the door. No need to worry about calories or exercise...ever again. As you would be Dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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