buddha Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Posted in the phuket gazette...pretty fucking funny.... Headline: BARGIRL EQUIPMENT Posted: Monday, March 22, 2004 By Lek Email: buffalosick.senmemoney@hotmail.com City/Location Patong Description: Due to recent windfall and subsequent semi-retirement from the trade, the following items are for sale: - 12 inch high silver moon boots - Vinyl jumpsuit with accessory pocket - Mobile phone w/flashing lights and extra-loud ringing tone - Lifetime membership at Daeng's Serm Suay Beauty Shop - Phone list of 384 longstay punters for guaranteed cash on slow nights - Fully furnished 3.6m x 4m room wit saquat toilet and wat-bum hose; new seening fan; and 2 mun prepaid rent (by boyfren fum Switterlan) - Woeful "Request for Funds" letters in 63 tragic scenarios and 4 languages - Honda Wave motorbike (now dive Benz) Note: all items for lease with option to buy pending outcome of recent venture (maybe Swittterlan too cole an boyfren not take care me good). http://www.phuketgazette.com/classifieds/details.asp?thequerytype=&id=39533&Cat=16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sky brow Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 What a great ad.I liked the lease option at the end.It would of put a smile on a lot of peoples faces reading that one over their morning coffee or late night web browsng. funny stuff sky brow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelseafan Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Not fogetting :- 1) The thai phrase book for saing "hello hansum man" in 188 languages 2) Na's book of fleecing farangs of their assets 3) Gogo Skirt (used many times) 4) Tatooed eyebrows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damen Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 That is fucking funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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