frogpatrol Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Although not a news story of any significance, this one really had me laughing this morning. It seems that England's wonderboy Wayne Rooney has admitted to having sex with several prostitutes when he was "young and stupid." Now that he is "ancient and wise" at age 18, he can look back in the proud knowledge that he is now in the hooker story hall of fame alongside such celebs as Hugh Grant. But this story is especially funny in that he supposedly bedded a 48 year old grandmother dressed in a rubber cat suit! What else to say except well, done man, well done! Catwoman would be proud. f Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 i was laughing all morning Froggo. he is going to get so much stick from the crowds when he returns to playing. and the wind-up merchants in other Teams are going to have a field Day........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 There will definitely be a new song for him. One of the ones that was sung last year was "..Wayne Rooney is a fat arse scouse. Lock your doors or he'll rob your house.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Jack Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 "Rooney's a plastic catsuit fan,/Lock your doors or he'll shag your gran..." jack :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frogpatrol Posted August 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Tremendous. Two top quality songs written and produced by our very own nana board members. Sayjaan - add one to the list! P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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