Tbear's newbie trip (part 2)

[tbear31]

Tbear's Newbie Trip in Thailand (part 2)

One Night in Bangkok

So I have arrived in Bangkok! The flight touches down and I suddenly

realize that I have no clue on what to do next. The person sitting next

to me on the flight is an American, but doesn't seem extremely friendly.

I take a chance and make a joke about the golf course that seems to be

about 20 yards away from the runway. He laughs and we start a

conversation. I tell him that it is my first time in Thailand, and he

immediately tells me that I will have the time of my life. He suggests

Soi Cowboy as the best place to go. I found out he is married and has a

wife in the US, so I don't ask about the girls and the Sanuk pleasures.

When we get out of the airport, I basically follow him, assuming that he

probably knows what he is doing. I remember one tip from a trip report

that said to bypass the counter that says "Short Term Visas", or something

like that. Although that seems exactly what I needed, you can just get

them when you past through customs.

Another thing that I was unsure of was the part on the landing form that

says that you have to declare everything over 10,000 baht. This equals

around $250, which just about covered what I was WEARING at the time,

excluding my watch. In addition to the clothes on my back, I had a large

suitcase of other clothing (What was I thinking?), a laptop, a 35MM

camera, a walkman, etc. I figured I was carrying about $5000 worth of

goods, or about 200,000 baht. I'm not really sure how it's supposed to

work officially, but I had now problems with the customs agent, and they

just sent me on through. If anyone can comment on this, I would

appreciate it.

After exchanging some money ( I brought in travellers checks ), I headed

outside to get a taxi. I looked up, and saw about 400 people milling

about just inside of the area to get outside. I looked behind me to see

if N'sync had just landed as well, as that was the only reason why there

would be so many people just hanging out there. I walked toward the

crowd, and realized that these were just the people offering taxi rides!

"Sir, do you need a taxi?", "Sir, I have big car for you!", "Sir, real

cheap car outside for you". Once again, I called upon my knowledge from

the Nanaboard, and looked for the metered taxi stand. Once outside, to

the right, is what looked like the place.

As I walked up to the taxi, the girls sitting behind it shrieked! I

ducked, and looked behind me, expecting to find a charging water buffalo

headed toward the stand. I realized that the scream was directed at me.

They both smiled and reached out to grab my arm. They started to compare

skin color, and pulled on the hair on my arm. I couldn't help but

smile, which brought more giggles and smiles. It was

a warm welcome to Thailand. I got a taxi ticket, and was soon on my way.

As soon as I entered the taxi, the driver quoted me 300 baht to get to the

Nana Hotel. "Not so fast, sir! I know about your clever ruse!", I said to

myself. From my readings, I knew that the proper response was to tell him

to turn on the meter. He nodded and smiled, and turned it on. On the way

to the hotel I made the first of many mistakes of my vacation, I told him

it was my first time to Thailand, and that I was alone. For the next 20

minutes, I got a sales pitch that would humble most used car salesmen. "

I have a great girl for you, why don't we go pick her up.", "How

about a nice massage, girl treat you reeeeel good", "Don't you

want a little boom-boom before you get to the hotel". I tried to explain

to him that I was exhausted and wanted to drop off my bags and sleep.

After about 400 "No thank you's", I finally arrived at the Nana Hotel.

The Nana Hotel, where do I begin? It's not the worst hotel that I have

stayed at, but it's close. It's just a hotel that has seen better

days. I got a room on the second floor, which turned out to be very

convenient, since the elevators have much to be desired. The staff is

indeed rude, making you feel that your habitation in their hotel is an

incredible annoyance to them. The beds are made of some type of foam

rubber, no bounce whatsoever. A bellboy helped me up to the room, and

after tipping him, offered me more girls. I declined, as I felt that this

would somehow be "cheating", and I would rather pick one for myself.

When he finally closed the door, it finally hit me. I was in F***ing

Thailand! In the F***ing Nana Hotel! and I had two weeks to do absolutly

everything that I had been reading about for the past 4 years. If a

chamber maid had been listening outside of my door, she would have heard

maniacal laughter of a falang gone mad!

 

First things first:

What do I do now? I had printed out the handy Suhkumvit map, and I

studied it as if I were Christopher Columbus, embarking on his maiden

voyage. I decided that the cabbie was right, and I really could use a

massage. I decided that I would head to Annie's Massage.

I made my way out of the hotel and got to the edge of the parking lot.

There were a couple of beer bars there, and I decided to grab a beer

first. I went into the bar, and was directed by one of the girls where to

sit down. I ordered a Singha and started to look around. At the table

next to mine were about 6 girls, and they were all staring at me and

whispering to themselves. I pretended not to notice, and would look the

other way. I would then look back in their direction, which would elicit

giggles from the girls. All I could do was laugh, and then stare back at

them, while making a funny face. The table erupted in laughter, and one

of the girls came over to my table.

Although not the prettiest of the bunch, she was certainly very cute. She

looked about 27 (later told me she was 34), had nice breasts, and had a

great smile. She asked what I would later identify as the "standard

questions (Where you from? Where you stay? How long in Thailand)", but

since this was my first time in Thailand (remember?), it felt like

stunning conversation. While she was talking, another girl from the

table came over. This one was truly stunning, and I thought she was the

best looking girl in the bar. She had a natural beauty, perfect smile,

and a really funny personality. Her body was greatI bought them both

drinks, and they kept

telling me that I had a great smile. After a while they started stroking

my arm, then leg. I realized that I was about to have my first bargirl

experience.

It's funny, but I wasn't exactly sure what I should do. Finally, the

second girl asked me if I wanted to take the first girl, or I wanted to

take her. She said she wouldn't mind if I took the first girl. She then

offered a third option, that I could take them both. Visions of

watching these two girls eat each other out, or me having sex with

one while the other watches danced through my head. Since the decision

was too much to make after 16 hours on a plane, I barfined them both. It

was 350 baht each, and I offered them 1500 baht each for shortime. I

settled up the bill and we were off to my room.

Once in my room, the first girl went to the bathroom to take a shower.

The second girl was immediately on me, and we started kissing and

generally making out. I undressed her, and I was not disappointed, she

had a great body, and I was careful to explore every inch of it. I

remember reading on the boards that Thai women have skin like silk.

It's true, they are hairless and their skin feels great. The other

thing is that their skin tone is like a deep tan; they really are

beautiful. She undressed me, and gave a short BJ which was heaven. I gave

her a condom and she did the 'ol cowgirl routine for a while. I then got

on top and finished the deed. I think my toes may have curled at the moment of

truth. It was simply great sex, the kind of sex that you have when you

are totally turned on to someone. We cuddled for a bit and then she left

for the shower. She also removed the condom which I thought was really

kind. It was then I realized that I had another course on the way!

The first girl came out, and although not quite as pretty as the first

girl, she surpassed the second girl in technique. She kissed my body

all over (no BJ), and miraculously got the

blood flowing in the right direction in no time. This time, it was a

nice, slow, f***. We did the cowgirl, me on top, and ended with doggie.

She tickled my balls and caressed my nipples and it was great.

The sex lasted for a long time, and mid way I could feel her climax. When

I finally finished, I got a look from her that gave me the impression that

I'd done a good job. I just layed on the bed, completely satisfied. They

got showered and dressed.

On their way out, I talked to the second girl, and she explained that she

was worried about me, since I was travelling alone, and it was my first

time in Tahiland. She told me that it would be better for me to choose

girls who worked in bars, and to stay away from places like the Thermae

and the Nana disco ( I told them I was thinking about going to these

places). With girls from the bars, you have a place to go if the girl

steals from you, or tries to rob you. She also told me that even though I

was alone, I now had two friends in Thailand, and that I could come and

see them if I had any problems. This last bit warmed my heart so much, I

almost shed a tear. I was sad to see them go.

About 10 minutes after they left, I noticed a watch on my dresser. One of

the girls had left it there. I went down to the bar, but they had already

left for the day.

In retrospect, I don't think I could have had a better first time

experience in Thailand.

 

Would you like to play a game?:

In case you haven't been keeping score, I haven't made it one block from

the Nana Hotel. I decide that the massage thing would be a complete waste

at this point, and decide that I want to take it easy, grab some beers,

and play a little Connect 4. I headed to the Beer garden on Soi 8.

On my way there, I figure out that I am starving. When I get to Soi 8, I

see a mini "food court" and I decide to try the local cuisine. I stop at

the first stall, but my lack of thai, and the girl's lack of english

proved to be a severe hindrance. I went to the next occupied stall, and

the guy out front seemed to speak pretty good english. I ordered chicken

with basil, as that is my favorite dish in America. It tasted NOTHING

like what I get here, I actually preferred the american version. I decide

that I am still hungry, and go for his recommended "Giant Prawn" dish. To

my dismay, I learn that they don't clean the prawn, so you get a dish with

4 giant insects on top of a bed of vegatables, in the same disgusting

sauce as the previous dish. As I was eating the stir fried insect salad,

this GOURGEOUS girl comes over and orders. She was thin, with this great

ass, and this stunning face, and hair down to her waist. I lost what

little interest I had in my food, and stared at her. She disappeared into

a bar that was on the far end of the food court. I followed her.

I ended up in a bar that had a bunch of pool tables and a bar in the

middle. As soon as I walked in a fat disgusting women TOLD me to sit

down. She had the loudest voice I have ever heard and she proceeded to

stroke my leg. I moved her hand away and she then shouted "Here, you meet

my friend!" and brings over another girl. This girl is OK, the one thing

I notice is that she has a good rack. We talk for a while, and she speaks

pretty good english, so it is enjoyable. Eventually, we get to the

subject of coming back to my room, and she agrees. I noticed that I

didn't have to pay a barfine, and I later find out that she is a

"freelancer" (So much for the earlier advice).

Back in the room the sex is OK. I don't remember it being that bad, and

she gives pretty good head, but generally she has too many rules. She

rides me for about 1 minute, and then says "Me tiud". I go to pet the

kitty, and I hear "No fingas!" And when having sex with her, she makes

sounds like we are in a 70's porno flick. The worst part is when she

does go down on me, after 4 or 5 strokes she stops and comments "Don't

come in my mouth." 4 strokes, stop. 4 strokes stop. etc.. She is interesting

though, has a shaved beaver, nice tits, and did I mention the head?

I guess, in general it was OK, but certainly not as mind blowing as the

morning girls. I say goodbye to her and give her 1500 for ST. She says

that she has to see her sister, and that she will call me at midnight.

I finally go to sleep, completely drained from the day and the flight.

Around 2am I wake up. About 5 minutes later, the phone rings, and the pool

girl asks if she can come up. Out of laziness, I say yes, and she comes

up, gets undressed and we have sex again. This time it is much better. I

go back to sleep with her cuddled

up next to me. It's really sweet that if i roll away from her, it only

takes about 2 minutes before she tries to cuddle up next to me again.

Before I go to sleep I think about my first day in Thailand. I have had

sex four time with three different women. I think about the last time

that has happened and I come up empty. I extrapolate my current progress,

and wonder if I am actually going to f*** 42 women during the next two

weeks. The possibilities seem endless......

 

T

[shygye]

tbear,

Enjoy your report.

Customs is looking for things like a carton of ciggs, a few gallons of booze, etc. Stuff you could sell in Thailand, not your personal stuff (clothes, laptop, etc).

Classic newbie, BF'ing the 1st (and 2nd) girl you meet, LOL.

My experience at Nana Hotel the staff have been friendly to me.

IMHO 1500 is toward the upper range for ST in the Suk. area. Probably lower range for Patpong .

[bigo]

WOW ... Part Three Please

[Guest]

I'm really enjoying your reports, TBear. I particularly liked the 'personal profile' you included in Part 1. It helps me to appreciate and understand your expectations, reactions etc to your experiences here, now that I know what type of guy you are and the background you come from.

Your reports bring back heartwarming memories of my early days here in LOS when I felt like a kid in the local department store's Santa's Grotto for the first time - more than a little apprehensive but, boy, was I gonna have some fun!

Don't be too hard on yourself about barfining the first pretty girl you meet. I think, if we're honest, most of us have been there! I know I was the same!

After Five years living here, I still find myself muttering to myself, "So many girls - such little time!"

Arai wa

[tbear31]

Shygye, thanks for the info. Believe me, the mistakes do not end there! Keep reading. I did manage to get my ST prices down to 1000 Baht. I thought that there would be a big argument from the girl that I had paid 1500 before, but it didn't even register with her.

Another assurance that there is no benefit in paying more then the going rate.

T

[shygye]

tbear,

I make mistakes everyday that I'm in the LOS. I think our mistakes gives the LOS experience more flavor.

I also BF'd the first girl that came my way.