Tbear's Newbie Trip (Part 3)

[tbear31]

Tbear's Newbie Trip in Thailand (part 3)

Same Same

I wake up, I have sex. We lie in bed and talk. We joke about having a

little Tiger Woods. We don't get out of bed until 11am. I miss the

breakfast buffet at the Nana Hotel. I give her 2000 Baht (To all the Baht

police out there, I later realized that I TOTALLY overpaid this girl, I

basically gave her 3500 for one LT, which was not my intention. I just

forgot that I had paid her for a ST earlier)

She takes me to Foodland. For the uninitiated, Foodland is a 24 hour

supermarket on Soi 7. Right inside the doorway, they have a 'diner' that

has a pretty good menu. I got the American breakfast which was good.

I wanted to say goodbye and get back to my Sanuk itinerary , but she

talked me into going back to the pool bar

for a little while. Before I knew it, I had started drinking Singha's and

was starting to feel pretty good. I played pool, I watched her play pool,

I watched all the other girls play pool. I got to know pretty much

everyone in the bar. The hot girl I saw before came in, and there were

many other hot girls in the bar. The one thing that I noticed was that

almost every girl was more attractive then the girl that I was with. I

actually stayed in this bar until about 10pm, and I was pretty drunk by

the time we left. The whole day of drinking / pool probably cost 2000

baht.

On the way back to the Hotel, we stop at Foodland again. I pick up some

beer, and some water. She grabs some food from one of the vendors. She

seems to know everyone, and they joke and talk in Thai. On the way back,

she runs into a guy on the street, and gives him one of the quarts of beer

that we just bought. This pisses me off to no end because I was

taught you never GIVE AWAY a beer; I mean I can't count on one hand the

number of times I have SHARED my last beer, but only with CLOSE family

members, and perhaps fraternity brothers. This is unforgivable, and I

tell myself that this will be my last night with this girl.

I tell pool girl that I haven't seen much of Thailand yet, and she takes

me into NEP. We go to Pharoahs, and sit down and have a few drinks. I

tell her that I'm hungry, and she offers to pick up some

chicken-on-a-stick from outside. As soon as she leaves, I notice a table

full of girls sitting across from me, all staring at me. "Is that your

girlfriend?" they ask. I smile and say "Not really". They giggle and say

that I am a handsum man, and have a great smile. I really wish that I

wasn't with the ball-and-chain. The pool girl comes back and feeds me the

chicken on a stick. It is the best thing I have tasted yet, total cost:

50 cents. In my hometown they charge 5 dollars for such a feast.

We go back to the hotel and have pretty good sex. Funny part is that I

mentioned before that the pool girl has never kissed me. I didn't really

care, it was just something that I noticed. Well, now that she is good

and sloshed, She lays a big sloppy kiss on me. It was like kissing a

camel. I have had dental cleanings that were less intrusive. She somehow

thought that the way to kiss an American is to try to get your ENTIRE

tongue into the other persons mouth, and then swirl it around as much as

possible. It is the worst kiss that I have ever experienced. And now

that she has started, I have no way to get her to stop. I sometimes turn

my head, but she just goes for it. Careful of what you wish for.

 

Birthday Boy

I wake up, and today is my birthday. I tell the pool girl, and she says

that see is going to the beauty parlor today to look good for my birthday,

and I she will have a surprise for me. I would be happy if she just

changes her clothes. She asks what I want for my birthday, and somehow I

ask her if she has a friend that might want to join us for a nice

menage-a-trois. She says she will see what she can do. We have sex, but

something disturbing happens. I can't manage to complete the

transacation, if you know what I mean. This actually worries me, since I

have never had this problem before. Of course, I have never had this much

sex before either, so I just attribute it to f***ing too much.

I need to exchange some money, so we go outside to the exchange booth

outside of the Nana Hotel. I see all the girls from the beer bar lean

over and watch my every move, but they don't say anything, just stare. I

go back into the hotel, give her 2000 Baht, and tell her I will meet her

at the pool bar at 7pm.

As soon as she leaves, I go over to the beer bar. I am greeted with a

bunch of laughter, and all the girls tell me that I am a big butterfly.

They tell me that they have seen me with the pool girl for the last two

days. I have a couple of beers. I run into the girl I barfined the first

day, and I barfine her again. I tell her I have her watch, and she

tells me that she knew it would be safe with me. We go upstairs.

Again, I'm having a little erectile dysfunction. NOW I AM SERIOUSLY

CONCERENED! I cuddle with this girl and we talk. She tells me that her

boyfriend from America is coming into town tomorrow, and that this will be

our last time together. He is taking her to Phucket for 2 weeks. She

tells me that she called me the first day, but nobody answered the phone.

She thinks that I was with another girl. This is really upsetting,

because I think I would have had a much better time with this girl. Of

course, it would have been strange to spend my time in Bangkok with the

first girl that I met.

I say goodbye to her, and take my, now impotent, ass over to the pool bar.

I am greeted with a big hug and kiss (blech!). There is a gift,

wrapped in a bow on the table. She is with one of her friends, who is

this half-black, half thai girl. She is pretty, but

pretty much has the same body type as most black girls in the US. Kind of

big boned, with big hips. She has a very pretty face though.

Basically, she looked like one of those rap guys' girlfriends (obscure

quote). In America, this girl would have guys falling all over her.

I immediately think that this is the girl that the pool girl has lined up

for a threesome. We drink and play pool, and drink. Then the trouble

begins.

I was buying mulatto girl a drink and talking with her, when pool girl

comes

over. She takes me aside, and tells me that she doesn't like me buying

drinks for mulatto girl. I tell her OK. Later, when I was holding pool

girl, she suddenly gets up and walks out of the bar. I follow her, and

find her crying outside. She accuses me not paying enough attention to

her, and then YELLS out "YOU WANT TO F*** MY FRIEND!". The people on the

street who were in earshot (radius of 3 square blocks) look at me as if

to say "Man, that's not cool". I am speechless, but explain to her that I

came to the bar to see her, and that we can leave if she wants. She says

no and we go back into the bar. A few minutes later, the same thing

happens. I go inside and pay the bill and start to leave. Pool girl

follows me, holds my hand and acts like none of this ever happened. I

want to head to the Hotel, but she says she wants to go to another bar.

She drags me to another bar, and I'm so pissed off at her, I don't even

talk. Eventually she finishes another beer, and we head to the hotel.

She is either skipping like a school girl, or yelling at me that "I WANT

TO F*** HER FRIEND!". I figure out that this is a completely drunk,

bi-polar, unattractive girl, and I want her out of my life, but I don't

exactly know how to do it. When we get back to the room, I ward off her

advances, thinking that not having sex with her would be the first step in

saying goodbye.

 

Parting is such sweet sorrow:

I wake up, and I have sex with her. What can I say; she was there. I

am also happy to find out that the little guy downstairs is beginning to

work again. we go to foodland for breakfast, and I tell her that I will

meet her at 10pm. I give her 2000 baht. I go to the beer bar, and have a

few beers. I start talking with some guys from England, and we share

stories and have some beers. These guys were much older, but they were

having as much fun as I was. I told them the story from the previous

night, and explain that I don't know how to say goodbye to this girl.

The two guys ponder the question, as if I just asked them the meaning of

life. After a few minutes one of the guys, who coincendentally sounds

like Sean Connery, says "Have you thought of telling her to F*** off?".

His friend nods in agreement "Yep, tell her to F*** off, that should do

the trick." I realize that I was making my situation much harder then it

was, and I just needed to stop being so lazy, and find a better girl. The

older of the two guys went to "Shag" one of the bargirls, and I got ready

to go to NEP.

Again, in case you haven't been keeping score, I haven't been to Patpong,

I haven't been to a massage parlor, I haven't been to the beer bars on Soi

8 ( I was banned from going there by the pool girl), no Soi Cowboy, no

Eden,and no NEP go-go . I only had two more days in Bangkok, and I felt I

was running

out of time. I go shower, and put on some long pants since I remember

that the girls respond better if you are dressed appropriately. I then

head to NEP.

I get there about 7:30 (Not that it was a huge journey, I left my hotel at

7:29). I go further inside NEP and sit down at a beer bar outside.

There is one other guy there sipping a coffee. There are about 5 girls

there. Although it may sound like a great idea to be the only guy in a

bar, it is in reality a pain in the ass. The 5 girls watch my every move.

If I look over at them, they all put on these big smiles. If I look for

matches to light my cigarette, they are scramble to go behing the bar to

look for the matches and light it for me. If I wipe my brow, they get a

cooling cloth and wipe my face. If I spill my beer, they all scramble

on top of one another to wipe up the drop. It's very comical. I decide

to leave and finally head into a go-go bar.

The first bar I go into is completely empty, It's like they aren't even

open yet. I go outside again, and notice that there is one bar with a

pretty steady stream of customers going inside. I go in there. Trust me,

if you haven't been to a go-go bar in Bangkok, there is nothing that can

prepare you.

The bar had to stages. One on the far wall and one in the center. The

far wall had girls who were dancing with their tops on. The center bar

had girls who were completely nude. All of the girls were beautiful.

They had something for everyone. If you like 'em plump, they were there.

If you like them skinny, no problem. Big tits, 'lil tits, all

represented. Some girls looked like they could be in high school, and

some looked like the girl next door. And the funny thing about Thai women

is that they kind of look like American women, except that they have this

great coppertone tan. I saw a girl who looked like this hot girl in

college, and another who looked like the first girl I kissed, etc. My jaw

literally drop to the floor. I am glad that there weren't that many

people, because I didn't want anyone stepping on my tongue. I immediately

cursed myself for spending so much time with the pool girl.

It was now about 8pm, so I had 2 hours before I had to leave and tell the

pool girl to f*** off. I sat down at one of the booths on the far wall

and soaked it all in. I ordered a drink, and soon a girl came over to

talk to me. She was cute, little boobs, probably in her late twenties.

She asked the basic questions, and her english was great. I just remember

she had a great smile. Next to me was a girl with another guy, who had

tits to kill for, and looked exactly like this girl I wanted to screw in

college ( my girlfriends roomate). She went up to dance, and luckily she

danced in the nude, and I saw that her tits were incredible and she was

just the right body proportion. She had big full lips, and long brown

hair. I stared at her, and she saw me looking and came over after she had

finished dancing.

She didn't speak much english, but her friend translated for us. Soon I

was buying them lady drinks, and shots of tequila. Another one of their

friends came over and bought her drinks and more shots of tequila. Before

I knew it, 10pm had rolled around, and I said I had to go. I explained

the situation, and the girls told me that I should just stay, that I

should be able to do anything I wanted to do. More shots of tequila, and

more beer, and I completely forgot about pool girl. At one point, one of

the girls took off her top and placed it on top of my head, and I have a

picture of this (Thank you CVS for developing that one). I barfined

college girl, and then I barfined her friend as well. We drank some more

and basically closed the bar down. I think my bill came to 4500 baht. I

offered 2000 baht to college girl for LT.

When I finally got up to go outside, I realized that I was completely

wasted. I told college girl that I wanted to get some chicken-on-a-stick.

She took me outside of NEP and then dragged me past the chicken on a stick

place to a place at the end of the street that did tatoos. I remember

that I was admiring one of the tatoos that college girl had, and told her

I wanted to get a tatoo. Luckily, my brain had metabolized enough alcohol

to know that getting a tatoo was a bad idea. I then heard a sound that

sent a shiver up my spine.

"TBEAR!!!!!"

I spun around and saw pool girl staring at me. I must have jumped 4

feet into the air. "I WAIT FOR YOU ALL NIGHT! YOU SAY YOU MEET ME AT

10PM!". I can't deal. I walk past her and go to the chicken-on-a-stick

place. A minute later, someone pushes me in the back, and pool girl is

staring at me. I tell her that I can't talk to her right now. College

girl assures me that everything is OK.

I walk back to the hotel, and college girl feeds me the

chicken-on-a-stick. She then takes a shower and comes with the towel. I

remove the towel and play with those breasts for about a half hour. I go

down to play with the kitty, and I notice that it feels strange, but

don't think anything of it. After some foreplay, she undresses me and

starts to kiss me all over. My body absorbs another shot of tequila, and

I pass out. I wake up minutes later and she is licking my nipples. Pass

out. I wake up again and she is going to town with a SERIOUS BJ,

addressing both the franks and beans. Pass out. Wake up, and she is on

top trying to mount me, I look down and

realize that she is aiming it at her ass, and finally succeeds. This is a

first for me, so it keeps my attention for a little while (It's not as

enjoyable as most porno movies would have you believe). After a while

however, the alcohol takes over, and I can't keep it up. She blows me

some more, changes condoms, and this time directs me to f** her ass doggy

style. I'm thinking to myself that this is the horniest girl that I have

ever met in my life, and I follow her wishes. I am completely reliving

the fantasy of f***ing the girl that was the subject of many horny

dreams in college. We do this for a while, but

there is no way I'm going to be able to finish. I then get the idea that

I want to come in her mouth, so I straddle her and start f***ing her face.

This is closest I come to finishing, but it's just not going to happen. I

withdraw from her mouth and try to explain that I'm done. She gets up and

then walks over to the wall and bends over, directing me to f*** her ass

up against the wall. This is too much and I use every sign language to

tell her that I want to go to sleep, and I promise that I will f*** her up

the ass more tomorrow, after I get some sleep.

She looks at me and gives me a disappointed look. She then goes into the

bathroom and comes out dressed. She starts to put on her shoes and says

"You pay me 2000 baht" I explain to her that I said LT, and she has only

been here for three hours. This goes in one ear, and out the other and

she repeats with more conviction, "You pay me 2000 baht" This time,

ALMOST casually, she picks up a $600 Movado watch that I left on the

dresser, and studies it closely, It is at this time that I think to myself, I better give this

crazy bitch 2000 baht. I search through my pockets and come up with 1500

baht. I tell her to get dressed so that I can go to the deposit box. The

guy at the desk tells me that I cannot echange my travellers checks. I

find another 300 baht and give it to her. She gets in a cab and goes. I

breathe a sigh of relief.

I go back up to the room, and immediately pass out. When I wake up,

around 1pm, I think about the previous night. There are condoms and

condom wrappers all over my room, and I think about the crazy girl. I

feel like I had been raped. Why would she want me to f*** her up the ass?

What was wrong with her vagina? Why did she want to leave before morning?

Slowly my brain started to put the pieces together. Big tits, weird

vagina, f***ing her up the ass....

Oh sh*t! I think I just f***ed a katoey!

T

[shygye]

Another unforgetable night in the LOS, LOL.

Foodland is on Soi 5. There is a Beer Garden on Soi 7 with a food court thing on the other side of the street. Is this the place you are referring to as Soi 8?

[Guest]

Great stories! Thanks for sharing I could relate to a lot of what you said in your description of yourself and your post was really funny. "Adressing franks and beans" Classic. I feel for you about the katoey. (I think... right?) Well anyway, I am not sure if I can tell em either from the pics I saw so far. I hope I can tell in person!

Mykal

LOS in September!!!!

[Sukhumvit]

Marvellous stuff

kinda reminds me of the 3 Billy Goats Gruff.

[Guest]

ROTFLMAO!!!

Tbear31, please keep it up (er, I mean these great trip report posts!). By my count we still have one more day in BKK and then a whole fucking week more in Pattaya? Can't wait! Myself I left LOS a week and half ago, and desperately want to be back there. Your reports are the next best thing!

[Guest]

Great story telling!. you could publish this

[Guest]

Great post and well written. Looking forward to more of the same. PLEASE!!