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10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps". Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.

 

At least HM is setting the record straight :D :D :up:

 

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I heard on the radio the other day that the term "World Series"is completely misunderstood.

It has nothing whatsoever to do with being a World series baseball tournament but it used to be sponsored by the now defunct "World"newspaper.I don't know if this is true so can anyone verify it?Thanx

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"Although the "Fall Classic" as we know it didn't begin until 1903, Major League Baseball had several versions of a post-season championship series before that. In 1884, the Providence Grays of the National League outplayed the New York Metropolitan Club of the American Association in a three game series for what was originally called "The Championship of the United States." Several newspapers penned the Grays as "World Champions" and the new title stuck."

 

Oh, don't make us kick your ass again in the next revolution. We have even more guns now than in 1776........

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We kicked our own aeese so to speak, kind of a civil war but not, pissed off English paying too much tax, had it not been for a greedy king you would still have a union jack somewhere in your flag like Australia and NZ :neener:

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That's the way I think of it too. Walking at slow pace in nice conveniently targetable battle lines wearing bright red coats while they hid in woods, camouflaged, etc - we were hardly trying, were we?::

 

And if it weren't for us, they'd have a crappy language and legal system - like the French.

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