Xmas trip day 2

[rovineye]

Day 2.

During the day I am sure I went to a Wat, or Thompson house, or palace or someplace. I just don’t remember what I did which day. What ever it was, it was fun, took lots of photos, had good food, and it looked amazing.

I had laready booked a river rice barge dinner crise for that evening. By the time I got back to the hotel I had about 2 hours till they pick me up. But I didn’t have a dinner date yet. What to do? Early for NANA, but I shower I head there first. Talk to a BEAUTIFUL girl at Road House bar beer. But she was a little young for me, and I found the 20 or so baht of gold around her neck a little too much. But she was fabulous looking. But not so much fun. So I leave. Less than an hour to go. Hit a few beer bars near by but nothing. Would I have to skip the dinner and forfeit my $. Or worse yet, dine alone? 45 minutes to go. I walk down towards Clinton, and stop at the beer bar across the street, Sweet Home Bar. A few cute girls there, but most are already talking to customers. One cute thing talks to me a little but too young and tiny for my taste (VERY tiny). A very nice looking lady is in the shop across the sidewalk. Looks like a hair dressing shop. She walks across to the bar and talks to the mamasan, who then looks at me and they both smile. She is tall for a Thai lady, about 32, good body from what I can tell. Maybe she does work here. No, she leaves back to the shop. Damn. Maybe she is approachable anyway. 5 minutes later she is back, has changed clothes, and talks to bartender, and they both look over at me and smile. She circles the bar, and settles next to me. She speaks excellent English and I like her looks a lot. We sit down and have a drink, and I send one to mamsan. I ask her if she would like to go to dinner. She said sure. I told her it was a dinner cruise and we had to leave in 10 minutes. She didn’t believe me, especially after I showed her the brochure. She told me there was a problem tho (oh shit, here it comes) I would have to pay the bar to take her. Well no kidding. No problem. Check bin. We go right then. She still is skeptical as we walk to my hotel. We miss the hotel pick up and grab a cab. Now she really thinks I am full of it. When we get a warm welcome at the beautiful boat she is shocked. She had never been on the river. We had a ball! She was the only Thai there. All the rest farang couples. At first they all ignored us. But she is from somewhere in the south of Thailand as was the entire boat staff, so they were all yucking it up and having a blast. The food just kept coming and coming and she had a fantastic sense of humor. Scenery was breath taking. Everyone else seemed to be pretty up tight. The guys maybe a little jealous of me being able to just live this fantasy as they are trying to re romance this same fat bitchy gal next to them. The women just slightly sneered at us. Everyone lightened up a lot after they had a few cocktails in them . Then they started talking to us and asking her about stuff in BKK.

At the end of the cruise we got a grand send off by the staff, and piled into a bus with all the other guests to go back to hotels. We sit in the back and as soon as we take off she tells the driver that we are not going to our hotel, we are going to Patpong to see lady boy show. OK by me. The bus pulls into some dark soi that obviously has a club there, but I have no clue where we are. A 5 minute 1000 word a second argument goes on between my date, the driver and a door man. The door closes and off we go. The driver looks pissed and there is total silence. Everyone looks back at us and I say “well, I guess we won that one” . Everyone cracks up including the driver. My date says she does not know that place and didn't want to go there. As we approach patpong everyone else is chatting. Someone says she hears you can get anything fake here in the market. My date says you can get fake her in the bars too! More laughter. We pile out, and there is obviously a lot of discussion going on in the van, because the door does not close. I am sure some want to stay also. But no, the door closes and I can see the guys long faces as they stare out the window into the zoo that is Patpong.

We enter Kings Corner and my date knows every manager type in the places. We get a few drinks on the house. Apparently she knows many of them from when she managed a soi 33 bar, don’t remember which one. She also has a regular customer, a high roller, who she escorts around to find his choice of girls for the evening. Her job is to keep his safe and away from katooeys. We watch the dancers, I get quizzed as to "who girl, who not?". I do not do so well. I always tell the katooeys, but would end up passing on some very fine ladies because I wasn’t sure. Better for me to error this direction.

We leave for Queens Castle 1. Same warm welcome, especially from the door man who she seems to know quite well. We sit and three girls join us. One nude, one topless, and one clothed. Two are very fine, the other can only be described as a control group. Not so hot, but at least she has her clothes on. But she knows my date and they are all having fun, esp me. Buy a round and the show starts. The new enforcement is NOT in effect here I can assure you! Same show as before. Fewer people tho, but many many girls. The not so hot one leaves for another guy (no accounting for taste) I just sit there next to my date with a nude girl on my lap, us all over each other, while the other one is putting my hands everywhere on her, on the other side of my date. All my date says is look and touch OK. But no take them hotel with me. No problem. After the first drink they ask for another. I say no, but I will tip them when I leave. Makes them happy. After about an hour we leave, and I tip 100 baht to the two girls. They are happy and we head back to the hotel as closing time is near.

At the room it is the usual shower routine. Now I am used to the towel struggle, but this was one step beyond. When I got out of the shower, she was in bed with my coat on! She said no problem, she take off after warm up. Well soon she did and it was a long and fine night of sex. She was wild and hot and enjoyed it as much as I did. As I drifted off to sleep. I only had one worry in the world. I like the morning sex best of all (that’s why no short times), but I only had 3 condoms and we had used up all three. Ah well. Tomorrow is another day (and night) in Bangkok.

[Fiery Jack]

Groovy report: I look forward to more. Is 'River Rice' the name of the barge tour company? How did you find out about and book that particular tour? (I fancy a good river dinner cruise during my next LOS trip, and the one you went on sounds just right.)

Cheers in advance.

J.

[Guest]

Fantastic trip report, it sounded like a great day. I especially liked the way you handled the farang on the boat.

1) You didn't worry about their narrow-minded views and took this new girl on an obvious tourist boat; I'm not sure I have the guts yet to try that.

2) You didn't act like an asshole, which would confirm their assumptions about anyone who would visit a prostitute, and thus

3) You probably changed their impressions about the sex scene just a bit in the positive direction.

You are a true ambassador for the community.

[ February 01, 2002: Message edited by: FarangDang ]

[rovineye]

quote:

---

Originally posted by fiery jack:

Groovy report: I look forward to more. Is 'River Rice' the name of the barge tour company? How did you find out about and book that particular tour? (I fancy a good river dinner cruise during my next LOS trip, and the one you went on sounds just right.)

Cheers in advance.

J.

---

No the name of the boat is Loy Nava. I hear horror stories about the food on some of these, but this boat was fantastic. Never finished one single dish there was so much. Good low key entertainment too. Drop me an email and I will send you specifics on web site and reservations. Do it direct with them and save the hotels cut.

[rovineye]

quote:

---

Originally posted by FarangDang:

1) You didn't worry about their narrow-minded views and took this new girl on an obvious tourist boat; I'm not sure I have the guts yet to try that.

---

It helped that she looked older than 16 and was dressed very nicely (appropriately). I also wasn't trying to do her on the table.

Thanks

[ February 01, 2002: Message edited by: rovineye ]

[Guest]

Yup, I love having a girl that dresses like a normal girl, rather than wearing those platform tennis shoes and super tight jeans. That is a big positive for me.

'nother good report. I hope you didn't do a bad thing on the morning of Day 3. No excuses

I love it. She got out of the shower and closed herself up in your coat.

[Guest]

This tale (still only on day 2) should make it clear crackdown or no crackdown it's your own attitude that counts.

Fun is there to be had and my drive to get back to Thailand has just increased a little more.

[rovineye]

quote:

---

Originally posted by KhunCoCo:

This tale (still only on day 2) should make it clear crackdown or no crackdown it's your own attitude that counts.

Fun is there to be had and my drive to get back to Thailand has just increased a little more.

---

I couldn't agree more! Plus, I am more of a bar beer man myself. More interaction and easier to move along to new territory. And I rarely make it til 2am anyway. So same-same then-now.